I'm glad my story has brought joy to so many.
It still haunts me to this day.
What page is this story so I don't have to go searching?
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I'm glad my story has brought joy to so many.
It still haunts me to this day.
What page is this story so I don't have to go searching?
My personal favourite is your 'cry-wank' story. Gets me every time.Yep that's a ripper, probably my favourite too, alongside that really early one where the bloke grabbed batteries out of his Xbox controller and dropped them to this bird's house because her vibrator stopped working
Page?My personal favourite is your 'cry-wank' story. Gets me every time.
Q: is there an easier way to get to a specific page in a thread of this magnitude.
Also- batteries is better.
Page?
Edit the page number in the URL.
The one where Gibbsy licks a bird on her face (might be the NYE story) is gold.
So, all is going well. Had a couple of Lemon Ruski’s and everyone is feeling chill. Unlike a High School Dancing lesson where young Craigos would somehow always seem to be paired off with the overweight girl who smelt like a mixture of piss and cracker barrel cheese (much to my friends endless amusement) I’d settled in with a solid 6. At this point in time my sexual experience revolved around an unhealthy fascination I had with an Islander girl with massive nipples that graced page 16 in one of my old mans Playboys I’d discovered in the shed.
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Are you even a guy?
-goes back to reading story-
PS. Thanks for the paragraphs.
I know but in my defense I was 16, going on 17 and new nothing of the world.
craigos that is A-Grade mate (just to throw in another cricket reference). Love all the metaphors, just brilliant
Deserves a free name change to Big M
Football doesn't lend it self to metaphors in the same way as cricket does, there's no footy equivalent to graceful like a David Gower cover drive.It's alright we can just call him that from now on.
Next time someone use football metaphors in their story pls.
Football doesn't lend it self to metaphors in the same way as cricket does, there's no footy equivalent to graceful like a David Gower cover drive.