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The Golden Ticket - MCG and Marvel Medallion Club tickets and Corporate Box tickets at the Gabba, MCG and Marvel.
Well known character, this guy.He's like 5'4", 5'5" tops, he is balding and tubby. Think Frank from American pickers.
So I'm doing the shopping and turn down the dairy aisle. It's wide with the freezers in the middle. So I head down the side where I need to go to get the cream for the yummy spaghetti marinara I'm planning to make.
No way food was awesome.Waaaaaaait a sec. Can't believe no one picked up on this.
Way to ruin a good spaghetti marinara!!!
Tomato or olive oil sauce FTW.
No way food was awesome.
Still feel dirty. Can't unsee it.
Of course I did, it was the supermarket not the fish monger. But it was fresh not frozen. I was in a hurry. Cheap and cheerful dinner. Was actually delicious.Tell me you didnt buy shitty marinara mix at least.
I'm sure that guy was also eating something delicious that night..Of course I did, it was the supermarket not the fish monger. But it was fresh not frozen. I was in a hurry. Cheap and cheerful dinner. Was actually delicious.
I'm not sure delicious would be the right word...I'm sure that guy was also eating something delicious that night..
No. He probably had the 'Hopoate' performed on him that night.......I'm sure that guy was also eating something delicious that night..
I assume that you're inferring that the lady made him a lovely mealI'm sure that guy was also eating something delicious that night..
Fish tacos?I assume that you're inferring that the lady made him a lovely meal
Still to this day it was the drunkest I have ever been and from memory I reckon I swigged almost a complete bottle of the s**t in the couple of minutes of " show time"Wow, that story was difficult to read knowing there would be a sad ending. How is it even possible to pass out in that situation.
I had a mate who did a smilar thing at our school ball afterparty.Still to this day it was the drunkest I have ever been and from memory I reckon I swigged almost a complete bottle of the s**t in the couple of minutes of " show time"
I cant look at a bottle of stones now without feeling ill
I felt so alone in the world...until nowI had a mate who did a smilar thing at our school ball afterparty.
Pretty much was guaranteed sechs with one of the hottest girls in our year but he nearly polished off a full bottle of jack daniels in the first 30 mins of the party and ended the night passed out in the corner of the back yard.
I was at the pub on the weekend with my mate and we were actually having a bit of a laugh about his performance that night as it was nearly 20 years ago now.I felt so alone in the world...until now
Pick up lines, oh the memoriesLoving this thread. No work is getting done this arvo.
My most awkward attempted pick-up line was as a 19 year old, fresh out of a four year relationship and woefully out of practice. The last time I'd had to flirt I was fifteen and picking up just involved standing near someone at a party and complimenting their music taste.
So, I'm single, finally ready to get back out there and I meet up with a bunch of fellow North supporters at a pub. Most older than me or attached but there's one who caught my eye. Very good looking and more importantly, very funny. I tried to subtly hang out with him all afternoon, made excuses to sit near him etc. At the time I thought I was smooth but it was just amateur hour.
Anyway, I end up next to him (and it's not gone unnoticed that the only other girl there was also giving him the once over). This is my chance to drop a witty, yet sexually suggestive line that's going to make this guy think about me all night. I have the whole world of pick up lines available to me and I go with:
"Your eyes are really nice."
Head, meet desk.
I got a message from him that night though and he admitted the awkwardness was what did it for him.
In this respect and thinking back to when i eventually did lose the V plates at a deb ball the following year, yep the 25 seconds or so of bliss may have sounded the end for meAt least Glacier you can console yourself that if the grog didn't cause you too pass out then the sheer amount of blood that went to your schlong would have finished you off.
Still to this day it was the drunkest I have ever been and from memory I reckon I swigged almost a complete bottle of the s**t in the couple of minutes of " show time"
I cant look at a bottle of stones now without feeling ill