It's a total wank is what it is
Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories
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It's "daily, nightly and ever so rightly".
If you're going to take the piss, at least quote me correctly.
You're correcting it to the right scrubs quote. That's pretty damned sad right there!
Croweater
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I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.
Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.
TLR cute parts girl probably thinks I'm going to roofie her.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.
Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.
TL
R cute parts girl probably thinks I'm going to roofie her.
JoseMourinho
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Well, you'll have to wait until Friday to see if it works!
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Solid work!
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If she approves of that you'll be in her mouth by 5:30. And then someone else will be at 5:45.
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Thread needs countdown clock until Friday
Haha. It doesn't even make sense! I look forward to the update though.
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I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.
Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.
TL
Get a surreptitious photo for us.
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Then you be looking at her like:I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.
Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.
TL
Right?
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Upskirt?
When you're halfway through racially motivated sook and chill and he gives you this lookThen you be looking at her like:
Right?
JoseMourinho
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Yes Jose. That post isn't at all sad.
Cher up old son. I'm drinking alone and watching survivor ffs...
blackshadow
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we can have chill?
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