Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[HBF]

youre invited to use the jesse white thread.........about as much love there.

Ah yes, Collingwoods #1 whipping boy.

 

[Shawt]

Carlton tend not to get annihilated in finals.

You tend not to make Finals at all these days

 

[Shawt]

Ah yes, Collingwoods #1 whipping boy.

It's strange, with the likes of Oxley floating about.

Hell, White isn't even our worst pickup from Sydney

Tony Armstrong is really, really bad. He's like "Carlton" bad

 

[thylacine60]

You tend not to make Finals at all these days

See?

 

[vjknight]

It's strange, with the likes of Oxley floating about.

Hell, White isn't even our worst pickup from Sydney

Tony Armstrong is really, really bad. He's like "Carlton" bad

on what board did you post no. 20000 ?

here wooda been appropriate.

 

[KnaveyBlue]

We can for them overpaying for Hampson.

I'd rather their contract for Hampson than our contract for Daisy

 

[PicaBoo]

Tony Armstrong is really, really bad. He's like "Carlton" bad

You take that back. Even on our own board we don't go that low about him. Mind you, Carlton is redefining "bad" almost every game. Beginning of the season you might have a point, I think he showed up in a match once.

 

[passmark]

Just noticing the lack of venom coming from Pies posters.

are they that worried they might get knocked over by a side that is not only shizen, but tanking?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It's strange, with the likes of Oxley floating about.

Hell, White isn't even our worst pickup from Sydney

Tony Armstrong is really, really bad. He's like "Carlton" bad

So you are saying Luke Godden bad???

 

[HBF]

I'd rather their contract for Hampson than our contract for Daisy

Fair call that.
That Daisy contact is a dead set weight around our neck.

 

[vjknight]

Fair call that.
That Daisy contact is a dead set weight around our neck.

No. Reliance on zoning and paper bags was the dead weight. While the rest of the league got their head around drafting, youth development and the salary cap, you continued to rely on the tried and trusted methods of the past, blissfully unaware of how rules were now the norm.

 

[Shawt]

on what board did you post no. 20000 ?

here wooda been appropriate.

Didn't even notice until the badge popped up

 

[thylacine60]

lift you sad clowns

 

[vjknight]

lift you sad clowns

Thylacines have been sighted more recently than your last flag.

 

[Wickzki]

No. Reliance on zoning and paper bags was the dead weight. While the rest of the league got their head around drafting, youth development and the salary cap, you continued to rely on the tried and trusted methods of the past, blissfully unaware of how rules were now the norm.

It's not our fault that for over 30 years when we were buying up the stars from WA and SA the Pies were potato farmers.

The thing that crucified us was the VFL becoming the AFL and the subsequent loss of the ability to buy talent from interstate. Only then did the drafting and youth development come into play.

We all know that the Pies were Carlton's equal in rorting the system hence why your club was thankful for the moratorium.

 

[vjknight]

We all know that the Pies were Carlton's equal in rorting the system hence why your club was thankful for the crematorium carlton booked itself into..

fixt.

and your original post proves the point anyway. "* the rest" wasnt it ?

 

[GoBlues!]

fixt.

and your original post proves the point anyway. "**** the rest" wasnt it ?

Elliot was taken out of context. He was asked if the league should introduce byes into the season to help tired players recover, and he responded "* the rest"

 

[vjknight]

Elliot was taken out of context. He was asked if the league should introduce byes into the season to help tired players recover, and he responded "**** the rest"

Retelling history. Nice Essendon ploy.

It was sticks for other reasons. Selfish reasons.

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

Smith Street is crap and is no longer the city's factory outlet destination

Take that Pie fans!

 

[vjknight]

Smith Street is crap and is no longer the city's factory outlet destination

Take that Pie fans!

Yeah but I aint going to dandenong

 

[KnaveyBlue]

No. Reliance on zoning and paper bags was the dead weight. While the rest of the league got their head around drafting, youth development and the salary cap, you continued to rely on the tried and trusted methods of the past, blissfully unaware of how rules were now the norm.

No point having all these billionaires around the club if we're not gonna make use of them

 

[Shawt]

lift you sad clowns

What is a phrase most commonly heard in Carlton Game Day Threads?

I'll take "Potent Potables" for $200 please Alex.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

 

[Doro]

5 in a row for the Blues, but we may have met our match here with the red hot 6 in a row Pies. How to stop their momentum? I think we'll have a crack, but alas, they have us covered where it counts and I feel they'll extend their streak to 7. We'll need to re-set next week and go again.

 

[LanceRomance]

No doubt Reid will come in for one of his cameo's and tear us a new one.