Prediction Demons Commentary Catch-phrase thread (sponsored by Kelli Underwood)

[Topkent]

Oh it's real alright

I honestly can't tell if Australian commentary is the best or worst in the world.

 

[ImissFrosty]

I honestly can't tell if Australian commentary is the best or worst in the world.

Ngl Bruce is killing the athletics. He's pulling so many quality stats out his arse it's impressive. Swimming commentary sucked tho.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I honestly can't tell if Australian commentary is the best or worst in the world.

They are the best at being the worst which makes them the best

 

[stEdy]

"That's magic from Salem! Time to put him on trial!"

 

[Topkent]

They are the best at being the worst with makes them the best

The relaxed nature can be great compared to the pompus poms or clueless arrogance of the Americans

 

[Johnny Karate]

“Nathan Jones wears number 2 but he’s number 1 in our hearts.”

 

[Proper Gander]

"That's magic from Salem! Time to put him on trial!"

Historical, sophisticated and controversial. Also just cryptic enough to slide under the radar. It’s perfect

Edit: I reckon I’d be impressed even if they condensed that to “pure witchcraft from Salem”

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

the Salem one is way out my knowledge jurisdiction.

 

[Topkent]

the Salem one is way out my knowledge jurisdiction.

They burnt like 20 witches in a few months there back in the day. Full nut case town

 

[Johnny Karate]

“Rise and Viney.”
“Jake pulled the lever in defence there. That’s why they call him Jake the handbrake.”

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

They burnt like 20 witches in a few months there back in the day. Full nut case town

Seems like a reasonable town, id burn witches too. Assuming they were all 100% confirmed to be witches.

edit: Ive always wanted to try Jonestown's delicious koolaid, I hear nothing but positive things

 

[Topkent]

Lever him alone, it's a muss...

 

[Proper Gander]

I reckon we should offer some posters to Foxtel for travel costs and some beers. Get more of the “He just kicked the goal Kosi can” stuff happening

 

[Proper Gander]

Lever him alone, it's a muss...

Lever is a good name for puns but almost all are problematic

 

[Dancing Potato]

'Straight into Salem's Lot' if he takes an intercept mark. Or someone runs into his tackle.

Doing more Harmes than good.

Wowee Bowey (that might be a BT one).

 

[Dory_77]

Harry takes an easy intercept: 'Petty theft'
JJ takes a hanger: 'Air Jordon!'
Harry takes a hanger: 'Petty fly for a white guy!

 

[Topkent]

Lever is a good name for puns but almost all are problematic

Works alot better if Jake was a woman

 

[Topkent]

Harry takes an easy intercept: 'Petty theft'
JJ takes a hanger: 'Air Jordon!'
Harry takes a hanger: 'Petty fly for a white guy!

These are all just

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"He swooped on the ball like a Petracca- dactyl"

 

[Simon_Says]

Insufferable.
The female Dwayne Russell. Can't stand either

 

[Topkent]

If Jack gives away a 50 for abuse "you Viney bastard"

Probably said by TheCount

 

[Proper Gander]

These are all just

I can’t wait until Harry gets reported for a Petty crime

 

[Proper Gander]

These are all just

Air Jordan is good though

 

[Johnny Karate]

They burnt like 20 witches in a few months there back in the day. Full nut case town

Yeah but on the plus side they have fewer witches than other jurisdictions.

 

[Topkent]

Don't play a first gamer on the Pettyphile