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[Chat Pile]

Oh, so that was you hiding in her closet. I couldn't see you properly from where I was.

 

[Chat Pile]

you my friend should play at Spotswood, plenty of fruit there

If the fruit looks half as juicy as that peach then sign me up.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh, so that was you hiding in her closet. I couldn't see you properly from where I was.

 

[spudmaster]

What if I could convince an aspiring lady, perhaps an OOb nOOB like DemurePrincess ...

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Would that do it?

I gotta go get some fruit.

Can't beat the home-grown ones.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can't beat the home-grown ones.
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I can’t un-see this!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Wtf? Is that a fuzzy peach or my ass???

Whose been in my chambers spying hey?

Own up???

Did we not tell you about all the 'security' cameras at Spotswood

 

[Mrs Turbo]

If the fruit looks half as juicy as that peach then sign me up.

Tigerturbulance we'll need another sign-up thread for this awesome get

OOB's sign Chat Pile

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did we not tell you about all the 'security' cameras at Spotswood

Umm No!

Best stop walking around in my frilly knickers hey

 

[krakouers]

That kind is the 'all year round' type of fruit

now Tis the Season...


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I haven’t seen that much themed fruit since that night out with Bonz

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Congratulations DemurePrincess on joining our very best seconds, it’s a shame that when the big bad Bombers enquired in a private PM we only got 3 posts in . I believe that PM is over 13 pages now.

All the best and it’s most important to have fun

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Congratulations DemurePrincess on joining our very best seconds, it’s a shame that when the big bad Bombers enquired in a private PM we only got 3 posts in . I believe that PM is over 13 pages now.

All the best and it’s most important to have fun

3 posts in is a good chat in my eyes

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

3 posts in is a good chat in my eyes

Stick to the VFL mate then mate.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Stick to the VFL mate then mate.

okay mate cheers mate will do mate

 

[Tigerturbulance]

If the fruit looks half as juicy as that peach then sign me up.

Dear Chat Pile,

To ensure all legal avenues are correctly accounted for and to protect OOB from further premiership point deductions can you please sign the attached contract and return to the Chancellors Office at Spotswood by 16Dec23.

Once this has been filed you will receive further instructions on the time and date for your Spotswood site induction.

 

[Chat Pile]

Dear Chat Pile,

To ensure all legal avenues are correctly accounted for and to protect OOB from further premiership point deductions can you please sign the attached contract and return to the Chancellors Office at Spotswood by 16Dec23.

Once this has been filed you will receive further instructions on the time and date for your Spotswood site induction.

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That last bit about not being mentally impaired, drug use and legal competence..... that's going to be a problem.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

That last bit about not being mentally impaired, drug use and legal competence..... that's going to be a problem.

don't worry about that, at Spotswood we know how to look after players that fall under that category

 

[The Majestic]

That last bit about not being mentally impaired, drug use and legal competence..... that's going to be a problem.

Is this why my contract offer was rescinded? Wow.

 

[Chat Pile]

Is this why my contract offer was rescinded? Wow.

Hey if they don't want you, the Gumbies will happily take you.

 

[Braklet]

don't worry about that, at Spotswood we know how to look after players that fall under that category

I always thought Nurse Pilbow was kinda hawt...

"can you wear the nurse's uniform again tonight, honey?"

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I always thought Nurse Pilbow was kinda hawt...

"can you wear the nurse's uniform again tonight, honey?"

I personally prefer the French maid outfit but Turbo only likes the German Beer Waitress....


With Big Jugs that is...

 

[Robertio]

I personally prefer the French maid outfit but Turbo only likes the German Beer Waitress....

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With Big Jugs that is...

 

[kenneyswarriors]

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[DemurePrincess]

I personally prefer the French maid outfit but Turbo only likes the German Beer Waitress....

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With Big Jugs that is...

I’m impartial to that…. Evidence or it didn’t happen

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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at once?...
that's two too many imo

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I’m impartial to that…. Evidence or it didn’t happen

Harvey Manfrenjensenden says he doesn't ever want the details....