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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want. I do anyting, juss anyting you want - you juss ask."
"Now whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numma 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.."You want... Garlic Chicken with Bean Splouts and Corrifrowa?"
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised..... she wanted to rent her spare room out...piss funny that one
I sea. Was her name Shelly? Did you get crabs? Bet you two had a whale of a time. .... and so on!I went to a seafood disco last week ... and pulled a mussel.
I sea. Was her name Shelly? Did you get crabs? Bet you two had a whale of a time. .... and so on!
Did he Wave hello to Sandy and was snubbed because she was a Beach?
Poor taste.Saw Austen Tayshus perform last week, he threw this one out there:
What's the best thing a about dating a homeless woman? Afterwards, you can drop her off anywhere.
epicA blonde became quite upset after her dog went missing. Her friend suggested placing an ad in the Lost and Found section of the newspaper. After one month nobody had responded to the ad.
"What did you write in the ad?" the friend asked.
The blonde replied, "Here boy!"
Why can't Ray Charles see any of his friends? Cos he's married.Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife?.. no? Well neither has he!