Status in Question Off-field injuries over the years with bullshit excuses. ???

[DERO]

BT forgot to mention many years ago his apartment had a two way mirror - BT loved to give team-mates an exhibition.

That is a goody Yaco.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

You can break your dick. Google image it, will change your life.

Yeah right....

I suggest to clear cache and history now.

 

[Hawk Dork]

This is true - broke dick shagging on pool table.

while trying to pot the brown ?

 

[Ronnie Baby]

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Chris Dawes looks so much younger without the facial hair

 

[Kingpin]

Wasn't Dermie responsible for a well known news reader requiring x-rays and removal of a certain item from her anus back in the 90's? Busy man that Dermott.

Jennifer Keyte??

 

[yyou]

Julie Anthony?

Meat Loaf

 

[Damon_3388]

Sav Rocca hurt his back years ago helping a mate move house, missed a few games because of it.

I seem to recall Gavin Wanganeen broke a toe shifting his fridge when moving house when he was captaining the Pear in the early 2000s.

 

[Damon_3388]

Think that was Johnny Diesel and a bottle of Moet wasn't it?

Right on the tip of my...

 

[Boxhead_31]

Right on the tip of my...

 

[Navara79]

How's this for a crock of s**t.
Injured his thumb reaching into a bag reaching for his phone.

 

[Biscut]

How's this for a crock of s**t.
Injured his thumb reaching into a bag reaching for his phone.

My bullshit meter went off the scales too!

 

[SuperSteele22]

It's as though players genuinely believe that bizarre, crazy, one in a million type injuries are more believable than normal day to day type accidents.

I mean it's not that f***ing hard to come up with a little white lie that will raise minimal questions

 

[RaySamuel]

How's this for a crock of s**t.
Injured his thumb reaching into a bag reaching for his phone.

What you reckon they are hiding? Why the bullshit story?

 

[yeahmate]

What you reckon they are hiding? Why the bullshit story?

No idea, but probably something involving a gerbil at a guess

 

[branedotorg]

i heard he was trying to shape a line of blow into his initials using his thumb as a stencil

 

[Threadkilla]

Report mentioned he's recently married.
I'm guessing he injured it fingerbanging.


I'll see myself out.

 

[Testekill]

How's this for a crock of s**t.
Injured his thumb reaching into a bag reaching for his phone.

They do know that we would have bought it if they just said that he jarred his thumb in a door or something like that right?

 

[Testekill]

I think Jarrod Grant got stung by a stingray early on.

Also remember a former player talking about players going skiing against all advice and injuring themselves. Then coming back to training and pretending to do the injury.

Considering it happened with three other players around him at the time, it's not like Jeremy Howe breaking his finger playing "frisbee"

 

[Cuzdup]

It is possible- worked with a bloke who broke it rooting, it apparently needed somewhat expensive surgery to rectify, so he started saving up and then inexplicably spent it on a car he bought on eBay that couldn't go in reverse.

If you ask me with descisions like that he deserved his broken utensil.

Seriously mate, i needed a good laugh. Great post

 

[brad the brain]

I'd heard that it was actually his scrotum ripped open by a female who wore sharp rings. The very same female who has sung the national anthem on Grand Final Day.

 

[brad the brain]

Wasn't Dermie responsible for a well known news reader requiring x-rays and removal of a certain item from her anus back in the 90's? Busy man that Dermott.

Timmy Watson?

 

[brad the brain]

Didn't Peter Daicos dislocate his shoulder by rolling over in bed or sneezing?

 

[Dan Moody]

This is possibly the greatest sentence ever written!

I think below would be close to 2nd greatest

I've seen a broken penis and repair. Simplest way to describe it is blowing out one of the cylinders.

It's more common when the girl is on top and misses in full thrust.

Depends how far she misses by, could be better, could be worse

Wasn't Dermie responsible for a well known news reader requiring x-rays and removal of a certain item from her anus back in the 90's? Busy man that Dermott.

Johnny Diesel, the story is bullshit

 

[Saint12]

I think below would be close to 2nd greatest



Depends how far she misses by, could be better, could be worse

Johnny Diesel, the story is bullshit

Boooooo

 

[craigos]

Johnny Diesel, the story is bullshit

Is Johnny Diesel slang for something?