Official Club Stuff Official: Tom Boyd officially a Bulldog for Griffen & Pick 6

[maddog37]

Thanks to the efforts of BRG, dancing Jacob is now my avatar.

My eyes!! Zee goggles, zey do nussing.

 

[VitalDread]

My eyes!! Zee goggles, zey do nussing.

EMBRACE IT!!
EMBRACE THE DANCING!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

This gillo person needs to be carded if he/she doesn't go away voluntarily. Sick of his sycophantic apologies and he doesn't appear to know squat about footy. Has to be a troll.

 

[cleveland]

It's true about big tommy appendix

 

[Dogsman16]

It's true about big tommy appendix

Its just to take that extra weight off. His appendix weighed 5kg so he should good to go come round 1

 

[fronkalicious]

"Hi Peter. It's j-mac. Ummm, boyd's just been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Hello. Hello Gordo. You still there?? Pete?"

 

[SammoSammo]

"Hi Peter. It's j-mac. Ummm, boyd's just been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Hello. Hello Gordo. You still there?? Pete?"

*twitch*

 

[Dogsman16]

"Hi Peter. It's j-mac. Ummm, boyd's just been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Hello. Hello Gordo. You still there?? Pete?"

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

"Hi Peter. It's j-mac. Ummm, boyd's just been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Hello. Hello Gordo. You still there?? Pete?"

"Peter, for the love of god, no!"

 

[VitalDread]

"Hi Peter. It's j-mac. Ummm, boyd's just been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Hello. Hello Gordo. You still there?? Pete?"

Just dance it out
dance it out

 

[Dav1d]

its all a lie, I know the real reason why Tom required surgery today

Needed his soul returned via a sacred ceremony, after playing for GWS

 

[Wizard17]

its all a lie, I know the real reason why Tom required surgery today

Needed his soul returned via a sacred ceremony, after playing for GWS

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tom-bo...western-bulldogs/story-fnaqgujp-1227100267889

We can report the surgery was a success and with a two-week recovery period, Boyd will be clear to go for the start of pre-season training.

 

[fargy]

Good a place as any for this.

 

[_Mike_]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tom-bo...western-bulldogs/story-fnaqgujp-1227100267889

I lol'd at this

"Mrs Boyd was politely informed to turn the car around and head immediately to the Epworth Hospital in Richmond where the Bulldogs medical team were waiting anxiously."

 

[Wizard17]

Was it a boy appendix or a girl appendix. Gotta know for the f/s thread

I lol'd at this

"Mrs Boyd was politely informed to turn the car around and head immediately to the Epworth Hospital in Richmond where the Bulldogs medical team were waiting anxiously."

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

His appendix would probably be our second best key forward.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Using a conservative estimation of the length of Tom Boyd's appendix - 7 millimetres - it is approximately 0.35% as long as Boyd is high.

As such, I estimate that we should offer his appendix - Boyd Jr - a seven-year contract worth $24,378.11 (approximately $3,482.59 per year), making him one of the highest-paid appendices in the game.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Using a conservative estimation of the length of Tom Boyd's appendix - 7 millimetres - it is approximately 0.35% as long as Boyd is high.

As such, I estimate that we should offer his appendix - Boyd Jr - a seven-year contract worth $24,378.11 (approximately $3,482.59 per year), making him one of the highest-paid appendices in the game.

I think we're out of luck.

Carlton have already offered him more, and they're planning to transplant him into Liam Jones. Granted, Mickenstein's monster will have trouble inserting his head into the backsides of the selection panel given the giant bolts in his neck, but after missing out on the rest of Boyd, they're prepared to give it a shot.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I think we're out of luck.

Carlton have already offered him more, and they're planning to transplant him into Liam Jones. Granted, Mickenstein's monster will have trouble inserting his head into the backsides of the selection panel given the giant bolts in his neck, but after missing out on the rest of Boyd, they're prepared to give it a shot.

I hear Boyd's appendix was at a Carlton game last year, wiped a tear from its eye, and said to Malthouse, "Just get me here."

 

[Mofra]

I hear Boyd's appendix was at a Carlton game last year, wiped a tear from its eye, and said to Malthouse, "Just get me here."

I heard the GWS medical team were going to refuse to remove the appendix under any circumstances

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I lol'd at this

"Mrs Boyd was politely informed to turn the car around and head immediately to the Epworth Hospital in Richmond where the Bulldogs medical team were waiting anxiously."

Sorry, Mrs Boyd, but he's our property now and for the next 7 years. He does nothing - NOTHING - without running it past us first, ok?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I hear Boyd's appendix was at a Carlton game last year, wiped a tear from its eye, and said to Malthouse, "Just get me here."

Has it been couriered over to them yet?

 

[JTCWBFC]

Has it been couriered over to them yet?

I heard we are digging our heals in and making them pick it up from the Epworth.

 

[TBOW]

Someone needs to get this thread back on track.

I don't think this has been posted yet-

http://www.sportsfan.com.au/what-we-know-about-tom-boyd-so-far/tabid/91/newsid/146282/default.aspx
http://www.sportsfan.com.au/what-we-know-about-tom-boyd-so-far/tabid/91/newsid/146282/default.aspx
Some nice reminders of why we are so excited about getting Tom.