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I.... don't get it ?A class of 7 year olds has just returned to the classroom after lunch, and their teacher is going around the room, asking the kids what they did for lunch. She starts with Johnny, "What did you do for lunch today?"
Johnny says, "Mrs. Patterson: I played cars in the sandpit."
Mrs. Patterson says, "That sounds like fun, Johnny. OK - if you can spell CARS for me you can go home early."
Excitedly, Johnny says, "C-A-R-S."
The teacher says, "Well done. OK - we'll see you tomorrow."So Johnny is out the door faster than Usain Bolt.
Then the teacher asks Jenny, "What did you do for lunch today?"
Jenny says proudly, "Mrs. Patterson - I played cars in the sandpit with Johnny."
The teacher replies, "That's great, Jenny. OK: if you can spell SAND for me, you can go home early as well."
Without hesitating, the little girl says, "S-A-N-D."
Mrs. Patterson says, "Well done - see you tomorrow."
So Jenny exits the building faster than a Mitchell Starc yorker.
Then Mrs. Patterson says to Jimmy, "What did you do for lunch today?"
Jimmy puts on his sad face and says, "Mrs. Patterson: I wanted to play cars in the sandpit with Johnny and Jenny, but they wouldn't let me."
The teacher says, "OK Jimmy. If you can spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION for me, you can go home early."
oH s**t i LAUGHED.You know, some women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex.
But oh no, not MY mum!
The teacher was being racially discriminating too by making him spell he bigger word....I guess.I.... don't get it ?
Yeah the joke is meant to identify Jimmy as black, then it makes senseThe teacher was being racially discriminating too by making him spell he bigger word....I guess.
Read this in another page on this thread or another one. Still quality.Got caught wanking while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.
Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time.
He went fecking ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us