Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I wanna shag Bouchard. There I said it.

 

[Dan]

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I hate you. So much. So much.

 

[Black2Blue]

Bloody hell Dan. I wont be able to sleep tonight.

Tell me that wasn't you?

 

[Dan]

Bloody hell Dan. I wont be able to sleep tonight.

Tell me that wasn't you?

My hands are not that feminine.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

* me.

That s**t's cardable.

 

[Dan]

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

GÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

KILL IT WITH FIRE1!!!!!!!!/$&*545^*,; 66&((&/@/()866&&>~=<`~=₩`♡÷×¥₩\`[♥¤~₩+€~¤¤♡

 

[Dan]

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Okay so I won't be seeing his posts for 24 hours until someone else can convince me he has stopped.

 

[niko11]

Wtf 13 gls in two A league matches!

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Was going through the drive thru last night and a huge spider appeared on the passenger mirror outside. I nearly crapped myself as the bastards can get inside. Had a bloody large abdomen on it. Of course, I'm stuck behind some c*** who has ordered out the whole f*****g shop, and the c***s inside are taking forever too. Finally I get my order, after nearly having a heart attack, and I speed off down the road to try and get the bastard off. No luck. So I pulled into a car wash and got the Gerni to the bloody thing.

Hate spiders.

 

[Dan]

Ok I'll stop......sorry.

#sleepwiththelighton

 

[Black2Blue]

Was going through the drive thru last night and a huge spider appeared on the passenger mirror outside. I nearly crapped myself as the bastards can get inside. Had a bloody large abdomen on it. Of course, I'm stuck behind some c*** who has ordered out the whole f*****g shop, and the c***s inside are taking forever too. Finally I get my order, after nearly having a heart attack, and I speed off down the road to try and get the bastard off. No luck. So I pulled into a car wash and got the Gerni to the bloody thing.

Hate spiders.

My achilles heel too.

I had a recent close call with a spitting cobra and the locals were impressed that I kept my s**t together and trapped it. But killed my reputation not long after when got a big spider on me and turned into a blithering lunatic.

Mods gotta do something about Dan the spider man.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Ok I'll stop......sorry.

#sleepwiththelighton

#WakelinBrothers

 

[Higgins2Waite]

******* dan. Those bastard things are my Achilles heel. There was one on the steps leading to my apartment. They're only about a metre wide. After a few minutes of trying to build up the courage I chicken out and went to the other side of the building. Once I got up to my apartment I grabbed the surface spray and sprayed it. Then the entrance to the stairs, around my door and windows. I hate them!!!!!

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Getting on the piss later today. Yippeeeeeeeee

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I for one welcome our arachnid overlords.

 

[LB2Snake]

Not that i follow NFL but big contrevercy atm the New England Patriots are being investigated for underinflating the ball... So the Quarterback has a better grip when throwing the ball.... In NFL both teams supply their own ball when in offence...

Wonder if * is their "sister" club?......there will be some connection somewhere, I'm tipping.

 

[niko11]

Wonder if * is their "sister" club?......there will be some connection somewhere, I'm tipping.

Apparently J.Hird was hired by the New England Patriots to find the winning edge! #anythingittakes

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Why am l up at this hour? How the f does toes do it every night.

 

[Winter]

Why am l up at this hour? How the f does toes do it every night.

FA Cup!

 

[chugginon]

Okay so I won't be seeing his posts for 24 hours until someone else can convince me he has stopped.

Yup... !!

 

[chugginon]

Getting on the piss later today. Yippeeeeeeeee

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