Banter Round 12, 2023: St Kilda vs The Bye. Who wins?

[sunny3193]

Go for it.

 

[Holy Hunter Clark]

Somehow I think we will actually turn up this week, massive danger game

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[Mowman]

Umps will rip us off again

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Someone will get injured.

 

[PoppedCorn]

My sanity wins this week

Yay sanity

 

[XhazzafootyX]

Be good to see windhager get a run!

 

[George]

Dougal will have his best game all year

 

[NoisyMinor]

Quietly confident someone will get injured during a trust exercise.

 

[Sully111]

Seb Ross will go missing

Dougal will try and thwart an armed hold up. He'll disarm a crook and try to throw the gun to a police officer, unfortunately he'll miss and throw it straight to the crook's accomplice. The crooks will get away with the loot and Dougal will start yelling at the cop.

Brad Hill will decide it's time to tackle some big issues... but he'll miss.

Jack Higgins will get married. After they say you can kiss the bride, Caminiti will run in and plant one on her. Jack will not be pleased.

Cairnsman and Sharman will enjoy tea and scones together.

 

[sauce_head]

We don’t get four points so it’s another loss…

 

[ScrappyDo]

I think the fans will be the big winners. Good for football too.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Seb Ross will go missing

Dougal will try and thwart an armed hold up. He'll disarm a crook and try to throw the gun to a police officer, unfortunately he'll miss and throw it straight to the crook's accomplice. The crooks will get away with the loot and Dougal will start yelling at the cop.

Brad Hill will decide it's time to tackle some big issues... but he'll miss.

Jack Higgins will get married. After they say you can kiss the bride, Caminiti will run in and plant one on her. Jack will not be pleased.

Cairnsman and Sharman will enjoy tea and scones together.

Someone bound to get injured.

 

[Desperate saint]

Someone bound to get injured.

Bye by 16

 

[okeydoke7]

I’m not going to buy into this sh*tty joke which is repeated every bloody year. It’s so bloody frustrating.









CLEARLY the bye gets up.

 

[Sun Ra]

I’m not going to buy into this sh*tty joke which is repeated every bloody year. It’s so bloody frustrating.









CLEARLY the bye gets up.

Bad luck on not getting the 1,000 mate. Always next time.

 

[Sun Ra]

Someone bound to get injured.

Someone should reprise Everitt doing his ankle, allegedly in his backyard in a posthole, putting a timber fence up. Lol.

 

[Saints4ever]

Massive danger game.
Can’t remember the last time a team took on the bye and come away with the 4 points.
Seb to clean out his closet turning over all his possessions.
Gresh to go on holidays only to take the wrong turn and go missing.
Hopefully we will bounce back against the swans.

 

[sauce_head]

I know Seb Ross won’t get a touch, and that is enough for me to have him dropped post bye…

 

[MCG-Unit]

Bye v Saints - 10

Best: Michito-san, Windhanger, Steele

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I know Seb Ross won’t get a touch, and that is enough for me to have him dropped post bye…

No different to any other game.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Someone should reprise Everitt doing his ankle, allegedly in his backyard in a posthole, putting a timber fence up. Lol.

Steven Baker dropping a bowling ball on his foot in the lead up to a grand final?
And of course , now that Kingy shoulders are OK, he can go for a game of golf.

 

[SteeleSaints]

Before the game starts RTB finds someone had stolen his CC's, he smashes a chair and then storms off into the rooms.. Refuses to watch the game or return to the box - later in the week he steps down!

 

[marcus1232]

somehow we will hit it lace out to sicily this weekend

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Before the game starts RTB finds someone had stolen his CC's, he smashes a chair and then storms off into the rooms.. Refuses to watch the game or return to the box - later in the week he steps down!

The AFL decide its a bad look and strip us of 4 points.

After the media rage at such a heavy handed punishment, when Chris Scott does exactly the same thing a week later, the AFL make him put $5.00 in the naughty jar.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

somehow we will hit it lace out to sicily this weekend

Seriously, are there any rules against paying James to go to our games and sit in a seat behind our goals?