Official Match Thread S18 R06 Dragons FFC vs Alberton Swamprats at Dragon Island

[Determinant]

our beer and sheilas are better anyway

who knows, a few dragons might want to join our great club when they see the quality of our merchandise

We have Endeavour Reserve Amber Ale on tap, 5c a schooner, our women all look like Scarlett Johansson and play like Aspasia.
Jealousy is a curse..

 

[Big Red Machine]

Dose that mean all dragons players get discounts

Chick's only. The BRM don't swing that way, Even for Dragons


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[Power Raid]

We have Endeavour Reserve Amber Ale on tap, 5c a schooner, our women all look like Scarlett Johansson and play like Aspasia.
Jealousy is a curse..

beauty is always in the eye of the beholder

enjoy but yours but please don't try ours; you want be able to go back down to your level and you want be able afford our top shelf stuff.

 

[Determinant]

beauty is always in the eye of the beholder

enjoy but yours but please don't try ours; you want be able to go back down to your level and you want be able afford our top shelf stuff.

We've tried yours, no disrespect intended but no wonder Durex is a rats sponsor..

 

[Power Raid]

We've tried yours, no disrespect intended but no wonder Durex is a rats sponsor..

I don't think you can catch it twice, so you should be fine

 

[boncer34]

**** off.

 

[Ljp86]

Well that's awesome.

EFA.

 

[Ljp86]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet

B: Moo - Big Red Machine - Flawed Genius
HB: Deddy - Gibbsy - Mortibacio
C: akkaps – jenny61_99 - chefmeister
HF: BlueMaster1 - B Tron- Ljp86
F: Andonis1997 - boncer34 - roo2macca
Foll: The Filth Wizard - Danoz - HARPSichord
Int: TheMase - DangerSloane
Emg: Catatonic Shock, Pie 4 Life, shepp, WAG, Illbethejudge, freofan_mundy, doggiesin08


In: Nil
Out: Nil


Positional Changes:

Big Red Machine to FB
Gibbsy to CHB
Flawed Genius to BP
roo2macca to FP
Moo to BP
DangerSloane to Int



Logger

 

[Big Red Machine]

Back to FB, Me likey.

Time to bring the hurt!

 

[Danoz]

Well...I finally scored a map of this Dragon Island. Not a pub or a brothel in sight. Let alone a footy paddock

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I tried asking the locals, but they speak in some form of cartoon gibberish

What do you think upstairs in sizzler is? It isn't just a catchy name

We don't need brothels, the locals are fluent in Yes

Whoops, probably should've told you earlier. In fact I would've if you'd just stop circling the island with your jet pack.

 

[jenny61_99]

No...there was nothing on the other side either.
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And these natives were moving elbow to arseh*le. They had never heard of 'quooty mon' but were very interested in sacrificing virgin males to the 'dragon mon'

Oh well, that's the entire swamprats done then. All virgin males.

 

[spookism]

Oh well, that's the entire swamprats done then. All virgin males.

Do you not pay attention?All of us have plenty of wifes/girlfriends/mistresses and dozens of kids between us.

How else do expect us to get enough money together for a few Pints and a punt down at the local?

Baby bonus. That's how.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Time to ruin someone's day in the backline.

 

[boncer34]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet

B: Moo - Big Red Machine - Flawed Genius
HB: Deddy - Gibbsy - Mortibacio
C: akkaps – jenny61_99 - chefmeister
HF: BlueMaster1 - B Tron- Ljp86
F: Andonis1997 - boncer34 - roo2macca
Foll: The Filth Wizard - Danoz - HARPSichord
Int: TheMase - DangerSloane
Emg: Catatonic Shock, Pie 4 Life, shepp, WAG, Illbethejudge, freofan_mundy, doggiesin08


In: Nil
Out: Nil


Positional Changes:

Big Red Machine to FB
Gibbsy to CHB
Flawed Genius to BP
roo2macca to FP
Moo to BP
DangerSloane to Int



Logger

roo2macca you have one job.

Get out of my way.

 

[Danoz]

roo2macca you have one job.

Get out of my way.

Haha, roo2macca, last weeks opposing forward pocket kicked 7 goals straight. I expect no less from you

 

[Moo]

Strengthening that troublesome back pocket position ......nice move coach

 

[akkaps]

Still waiting for more than 1 Swamprat to turn up at the same time.

 

[boncer34]

Strengthening that troublesome back pocket position ......nice move coach

Mooooooooo its youuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Big Red Machine]

Moo, You've got one job. Force them to kick into the center and right into the path of the RANGA FIST OF FURY!(tm)

YOU Get a spoil aaaaaaaaaand YOU get a spoil, EVERY-ONE GETS A SPOIL!

 

[boncer34]

Moo, You've got one job. Force them to kick into the center and right into the path of the RANGA FIST OF FURY!(tm)

YOU Get a spoil aaaaaaaaaand YOU get a spoil, EVERY-ONE GETS A SPOIL!

I don't really know you.... but I like you.

 

[akkaps]

I don't really know you.... but I like you.

That's what she said last night.

 

[boncer34]

That's what she said last night.

I dunno I usually leave before the talking starts.

 

[akkaps]

I dunno I usually leave before the talking starts.

So your not there for the 'big finale'?

 

[boncer34]

So your not there for the 'big finale'?

Why do you need to start talking for that to happen?

 

[akkaps]

Why do you need to start talking for that to happen?

I just assumed you would have left earlier than that.