Official Match Thread S18 R06 Dragons FFC vs Alberton Swamprats at Dragon Island

[Danoz]

Unfortunately. Yes.


Also unfortunate is how the home crowd will react to us giving you guys a touch up.

Bonce will react the same way when you touch him up. Look out for Big Red Machine though. He likes it kinky.

 

[boncer34]

Unfortunately. Yes.


Also unfortunate is how the home crowd will react to us giving you guys a touch up.

You keep your hands to yourself.

 

[Big Red Machine]

Bonce will react the same way when you touch him up. Look out for Big Red Machine though. He likes it kinky.

They don't call me the Big Red Machine for nothing

 

[BlueMaster1]

They don't call me the Big Red Machine for nothing

I thought they called that because of you hair

 

[Big Red Machine]

I thought they called that because of you hair

In the business they call that a red herring.

 

[Andonis1997]

Where are the Swamprats?

Nowhere near me. Thank goodness.

hopefully someone can pull this out of the gutter.

It won't be one of us, so it is over to you dragons!

If we don't, it will end up being a Swampies home game...

 

[jenny61_99]

Rucci loves the Crows though so that never works.

 

[BlueMaster1]

In the business they call that a red herring.

Dose that mean all dragons players get discounts

 

[chefmeister]

You keep your hands to yourself.

Hold on, hold on there. I kinda like getting touched up when I'm in certain moods...

 

[jenny61_99]

Hold on, hold on there. I kinda like getting touched up when I'm in certain moods...

Damn, I read that as "I kinda like getting touched up when I'm in certain MODS"

 

[boncer34]

Wanna be my date to the critchon?

 

[jenny61_99]

Wanna be my date to the critchon?

You wanna be mine?

 

[boncer34]

You wanna be mine?

Meh I could do worse

 

[jenny61_99]

Meh I could do worse

* off.

 

[HARPSichord]

Where is HurleyJobeGoat?

 

[Danoz]

Where is HurleyJobeGoat?

He retired a few weeks ago, and has now been banned from bigfooty for external reasons.

 

[HARPSichord]

Well that's anti-climatic.

 

[I Dont Care]

Well...I finally scored a map of this Dragon Island. Not a pub or a brothel in sight. Let alone a footy paddock


I tried asking the locals, but they speak in some form of cartoon gibberish

 

[jenny61_99]

Well...I finally scored a map of this Dragon Island. Not a pub or a brothel in sight. Let alone a footy paddock

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I tried asking the locals, but they speak in some form of cartoon gibberish

You've gone to the wrong bloody side! Typical swampy, not knowing his a-hole from his elbow!

 

[BlueMaster1]

**** off.

Don't worry I will be boncer SS

 

[Determinant]

Well...I finally scored a map of this Dragon Island. Not a pub or a brothel in sight. Let alone a footy paddock

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I tried asking the locals, but they speak in some form of cartoon gibberish

We don't need brothels, the locals are fluent in Yes

 

[Power Raid]

Well...I finally scored a map of this Dragon Island. Not a pub or a brothel in sight. Let alone a footy paddock

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I tried asking the locals, but they speak in some form of cartoon gibberish

Could you find anyone there who wasn't 12?

 

[I Dont Care]

You've gone to the wrong bloody side! Typical swampy, not knowing his a-hole from his elbow!

No...there was nothing on the other side either.

And these natives were moving elbow to a-hole. They had never heard of 'quooty mon' but were very interested in sacrificing virgin males to the 'dragon mon'

 

[I Dont Care]

Could you find anyone there who wasn't 12?

Only the sacrificers. The other side lived in lolly houses in gum-drop lane...whatever that means. I guess we have to BYO grog 'n sheilas

 

[Power Raid]

Only the sacrificers. The other side lived in lolly houses in gum-drop lane...whatever that means. I guess we have to BYO grog 'n sheilas

our beer and sheilas are better anyway

who knows, a few dragons might want to join our great club when they see the quality of our merchandise