Official Match Thread S18 R06 East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park (MOTR)

[Atley]

You didn't glean any insight from such classic Atley posts as:

Or

How you missed the pearls of footballing wisdom in there is beyond me.

Can't argue with facts.

Norf should die and Geelong are drug cheats.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

You just did, you can thank me if you would like.

You got me. I did learn you are special.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Can't argue with facts.

Norf should die and Geelong are drug cheats.

And the Western bulldogs have not won a thing in 50 years.

 

[El Dubya]

Can't argue with facts.

Norf should die and Geelong are drug cheats.

Don't ever change Atley, hopefully your team plays as s**t as you post come Sunday night.

 

[invinciBlues]

You aren't good at this banter thing huh

Don't worry cutie, you'll get better

Wouldnt count on it. I honestly have no recollection of Atley posting in the Bay so I decided I should do a search to see whats what. No terms, just posts made him in Bay13.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/search/60916722/

The first two and a half pages of results returned the Divvy. Make of that what you will.

 

[Smoooothy]

I'd like a warning issued to Atley. Real world crap isn't meant to be here. Save that s**t for the bay

 

[Atley]

I'd like a warning issued to Atley. Real world crap isn't meant to be here. Save that s**t for the bay

What is real anymore?

 

[Atley]

Don't ever change Atley, hopefully your team plays as s**t as you post come Sunday night.

Even if we did we would still win by 5 goals.

Flat track hacks will be exposed.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

1 goal 5 goals 35 goals, doesnt matter result will be coney island!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

East Side Hawks (Potentially)* Official Team Sheet

~ Official (Kinda)* Team Sheet ~
B: Pie in the Sky - Lunchlady Doris - Matt121
HB: GutsyBug - scaryness - Dagless
C: Captain Awkward - Mr Eagle - Atley
HF: Ashton Agar - larrikin - TheMidRunner
F: Tarkyn_24 - Rendered Unsafe - Karnezis_13
R: WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - Itsmyshow - Clint Beastwood
I/C: TRAWP - wce_all_da_way
Emg: madman (still insane) | Jiska (cameltoe related injury) | Amazing Bombers (masquerading as James Hird) | NetworkNerd (1000111011) | ryan_seb (awoken from coma, regaining cognitive ability. Speaking fluent Macedonian) | bombersno1(kindergarten)

Changes
Tarkyn_24 ROV -> LFP
Ashton Agar LFP -> LHF
Clint Beastwood LHF -> ROV
TheMidRunner LW -> RHF
Captain Awkward RHF -> LW
Dagless RW -> RHB
Atley RHB -> RW

**Subject to being outranked by Karnezis_13 and/or Mr Eagle posting before the deadline.

Logger

 

[invinciBlues]

East Side Hawks (Potentially)* Official Team Sheet

~ Official (Kinda)* Team Sheet ~
B: Pie in the Sky - Lunchlady Doris - Matt121
HB: GutsyBug - scaryness - Dagless
C: Captain Awkward - Mr Eagle - Atley
HF: Ashton Agar - larrikin - TheMidRunner
F: Tarkyn_24 - Rendered Unsafe - Karnezis_13
R: WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - Itsmyshow - Clint Beastwood
I/C: TRAWP - wce_all_da_way
Emg: madman (still insane) | Jiska (cameltoe related injury) | Amazing Bombers (masquerading as James Hird) | NetworkNerd (1000111011) | ryan_seb (awoken from coma, regaining cognitive ability. Speaking fluent Macedonian) | bombersno1(kindergarten)

Changes
Tarkyn_24 ROV -> LFP
Ashton Agar LFP -> LHF
Clint Beastwood LHF -> ROV
TheMidRunner LW -> RHF
Captain Awkward RHF -> LW
Dagless RW -> RHB
Atley RHB -> RW

**Subject to being outranked by Karnezis_13 and/or Mr Eagle posting before the deadline.

Logger

Love the pale latte hued shorts. They sell menswear where you got those?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Love the pale latte hued shorts. They sell menswear where you got those?

No.

Jesus, it's heritage round man. How can we channel our history; stemming all the way back to the days of the Wawrick Capper minishorts if you won't let us wear women's apparel?

 

[Sydney Bloods]

jumper looks s**t......... damn crafty hawks, forcing us to focus on suppressing a gag reflex instead of Qooty.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

jumper looks s**t......... damn crafty hawks, forcing us to focus on suppressing a gag reflex instead of Qooty.

Funny, you seem to take the same attitude towards posting.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Funny, you seem to take the same attitude towards posting.

and we're winning.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

and we're winning.

I'd be dry and say congratulations, but no, I actually mean it.

Why didn't the Royals develop like this Son of God ?

 

[RU_]

1 goal 5 goals 35 goals, doesnt matter result will be coney island!

35 goals to the Hawks would guarantee us the win, sorry.

 

[invinciBlues]

No.

Jesus, it's heritage round man. How can we channel our history; stemming all the way back to the days of the Wawrick Capper minishorts if you won't let us wear women's apparel?

I take it you've got a pair of these to complete the ensemble?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I take it you've got a pair of these to complete the ensemble?

Nah, but I reckon Boomer Harvey could use them!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I'd be dry and say congratulations, but no, I actually mean it.

Why didn't the Royals develop like this Son of God ?

personally i put it down to our much maligned rotation policy, keeps everyone fresh and forces everyone to be able to cover all positions. we are a much more well rounded team, we focused on ability rather then reputation.

of course there's still time for us to go to complete s**t like those bearly there's.

 

[larrikin]

Love the pale latte hued shorts. They sell menswear where you got those?

Get it right - we give our players a choice between the cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory, or the beige.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Get it right - we give our players a choice between the cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory, or the beige.

None of which were very effective last time HARPSichord shat himself.

He does an impeccable Harry O'Brien impression under the high ball.

 

[invinciBlues]

Get it right - we give our players a choice between the cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory, or the beige.

So many options, it doesnt sound like the Hawks are going to keep anything in the closet.

 

[El Dubya]

The East Side Hawks took inspiration from their AFL cousins and thought, "What is the s**t ugliest jumper we could wear?"
Well done East Siders, you've done Hawthorn proud.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Oh Tarkyn_24 ...

Heritage Round is next week.