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Let's be honest ODN, a nail gun hasn't been built to hold nails small enough for you to worry about.
You don't think a big nail can go through a small object? Boy are you in for a shock.
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Let's be honest ODN, a nail gun hasn't been built to hold nails small enough for you to worry about.
My nads are nailed to the coffee table right now.
Trying to dull the pain of this thread?
Stop bullying me. Jugallo, help me mash the button on this bastard, he's not creating an inclusive environment.You don't think a big nail can go through a small object? Boy are you in for a shock.
* TMB, are you stalking me. That's exactly what happenedFirstly, The Old Dark Navy's, If you can't see how easily it is to staple gun your nads to a workbench it's because you lack imagination and creativity (a common trait at the Royals). It was probably a hot day and Handyman Les Norton was working hard wearing only his toolbelt when Naughty Nurse Norton entered the workshop with a cool glass of lemonade and a sassy smile. This kind of stuff happens all the time.
Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened
Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico
But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!
Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)
So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.
/ThreadIs this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened
Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico
But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!
Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)
So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
G'day Easty, long time no see. Have you shrunk? You seem much smaller than I recall, and frail too, like a boy that hasn't reached puberty. Underdeveloped. I guess you've got a big leap or something. Perhaps you're tough in the thin wiry way.We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.
G'day Easty, long time no see. Have you shrunk? You seem much smaller than I recall, and frail too, like a boy that hasn't reached puberty. Underdeveloped. I guess you've got a big leap or something. Perhaps you're tough in the thin wiry way.
Good luck anyway and send my regards to your mum.
Thread has improved a lot since soggy, 3KZ and Jugallo have been away. It took the Warriors to lift the tone and drag it back up to a respectable level./Thread
We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.
And that poster that apparently the Royals leadership group pulled aside to chastise that Jugallo came here and told us all about it - I'd be on the look out for a new club. You're not prudish enough. And they obviously don't respect you - airing dirty laundry in this thread for some cheap imaginary credibility.
Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened
Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico
But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!
Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)
So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
Who said he was chastised? Positive reinforcement and a heads up in the most constructive fashion is the way things are done. You guys were the ones that raised his post for comment in a cheap attempt to expose hypocrisy.
Now stop that whinging Smith and get back to banter.
Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo
Top notch attitude for a site mod
Have you ever thought Bree Olsen looks a bit like Reese Witherspoon?
Yeah me too
She's one of Charlie Sheen's ex-goddesses yeah?
I had to google her again to see the resemblance. Now I have to go away for a few minutes.
Have you ever thought Bree Olsen looks a bit like Reese Witherspoon?
Yeah me too
That sounds familiar:Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo
Top notch attitude for a site mod
Going to bully me for using the report button?
You have a credibility problem Juggs.I thrive when you all gang up on me. I'm loving every minute of it.
I say the word bully and you guys jump into action. Dance for me fools.
We'll need a follow up song soon after the match is posted Stronz.Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened
Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico
But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!
Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)
So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me