Official Match Thread S19 Round 5: Baghdad Bandits vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[van peebles]

Like a Bangarang!

Back in 28 seconds.

 

[iBeng]

Accuracy killing us right now. Still, never to late to turn it around.

 

[ClarkeM]

Clarke, stop making shit up. I'm not Lileasy.

Doesn't really matter. Rules were still broken .

 

[van peebles]

Accuracy killing us right now. Still, never to late to turn it around.

Been waiting for your message to "go the biff".

 

[iBeng]

Been waiting for your message to "go the biff".

Do it, I want to see some Warrior heads roll.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

3 : 10.56 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Startton Gun.
3 : 11.03 {C} - Startton Gun with all the time in the world.
3 : 11.07 {C} - Startton Gun nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 11.11 {C} - A poor handpass but cammo6556 is up to the challenge.
3 : 11.13 {rHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Don Draper.
3 : 11.17 {rHFF} - That kick made it so easy for Don Draper.
3 : 11.21 {rHFF} - So Don Draper ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 11.25 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Sydney Bloods on Don Draper.
3 : 11.27 {CHB} - oogac with the ball now.
3 : 11.31 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 11.36 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 11.4 {CHF} - van peebles to send the ball forward.
3 : 11.41 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 11.46 {rHFF} - He transfers play using Don Draper.
3 : 11.5 {rHFF} - A very good mark to Don Draper.
3 : 11.54 {rHFF} - Don Draper has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 11.56 {FF} - He tries to find loopy_cam with a chip pass.
3 : 12 {FF} - No mark taken as loopy_cam and zackah wrestle for position.
3 : 12.04 {FF} - loopy_cam assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 12.08 {FF} - loopy_cam let's fly toward goal.
3 : 12.13 {FF} - Top goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.10.70
Coney Island Warriors : 17.8.110
3 : 12.15 {C} - The Mighty Boosh too strong at the bounce.
3 : 12.23 {C} - Les Norton with some space now.
3 : 12.27 {lHFF} - He kicks towards BigJoeD and Squishy.
3 : 12.3 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 12.33 {lHFF} - BigJoeD weaves through the congestion.
3 : 12.37 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 12.41 {FF} - beez claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 12.43 {FF} - Stronzo has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 12.48 {FF} - Stronzo let's fly toward goal.
3 : 12.52 {FF} - Shepherded through for a goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.10.70
Coney Island Warriors : 18.8.116
3 : 12.56 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 13.02 {C} - The Mighty Boosh wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 13.06 {C} - The Mighty Boosh bounces the ball.
3 : 13.1 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 13.13 {rHFF} - Over the head of invinciBlues.
3 : 13.16 {lHBF} - Frothies Mcveigh scoops up the ball.
3 : 13.21 {CHB} - He elects to use eth-dog and kicks in that direction.
3 : 13.25 {CHB} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's eth-dog.
3 : 13.29 {CHB} - eth-dog signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.31 {CHB} - Quick hands to cammo6556 under pressure.
3 : 13.35 {CHB} - Finds Startton Gun with a handball.
3 : 13.39 {lW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Aussie Assault and Norm Landrover.
3 : 13.43 {lW} - Aussie Assault can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 13.45 {lW} - Aussie Assault signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.49 {lW} - Aussie Assault has a bounce.
3 : 13.53 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Startton Gun.
3 : 13.58 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 14 {CHF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of oogac.
3 : 14.04 {CHB} - oogac is now off and running.
3 : 14.08 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to BoshtrichBurger.
3 : 14.12 {rHBF} - What a tackle.
3 : 14.15 {lHFF} - BrewSmackerVeiny with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 14.18 {lHFF} - Bengwatkins receives his handpass.
3 : 14.22 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Don Draper.
3 : 14.26 {rFP} - Handpass to space. Bengwatkins runs onto it.
3 : 14.28 {rFP} - This could be a goal to Bengwatkins.
3 : 14.33 {rFP} - Run through by The Mighty Boosh for a point.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.11.71
Coney Island Warriors : 18.8.116
3 : 14.41 {FB} - NetworkNerd to send the ball forward.
3 : 14.43 {FB} - NetworkNerd takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 14.47 {FB} - He involves El Dubya in the play.
3 : 14.51 {FB} - OOOOOOOooohh... cammo6556 has poleaxed El Dubya.
3 : 14.55 {FF} - loopy_cam looking for a lead.
3 : 15 {FF} - loopy_cam - about 45 metres and not much angle.
3 : 15.01 {FF} - Shocking kick from loopy_cam results in just one behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.12.72
Coney Island Warriors : 18.8.116
3 : 15.1 {FB} - Mr_Smooth has possession.
3 : 15.14 {FB} - Mr_Smooth has a bounce.
3 : 15.16 {FB} - Fires out the handpass to El Dubya.
3 : 15.2 {lBP} - NetworkNerd runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 15.24 {lBP} - He has a bounce.
3 : 15.28 {lBP} - Gets a handpass away to El Dubya.
3 : 15.31 {lBP} - Handpass to space. The Mighty Boosh runs onto it.
3 : 15.34 {CHB} - Pumps it long for oogac.
3 : 15.38 {CHB} - oogac juggles the ball but secures the mark.
3 : 15.43 {CHB} - oogac has possession.
3 : 15.45 {CHB} - van peebles might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on oogac. Play on is the call.
3 : 15.49 {rHFF} - Don Draper with the ball now.
3 : 15.53 {rHFF} - Great tackle by Sydney Bloods.
3 : 15.57 {rHBF} - BoshtrichBurger takes off.
3 : 16.01 {rHBF} - BoshtrichBurger sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 16.03 {rHBF} - But he's run too far.
3 : 16.08 {lHFF} - BrewSmackerVeiny has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 16.12 {lHFF} - Passes to cammo6556 by hand.
3 : 16.16 {rFP} - Long raking kick in the direction of JoshWoodenSpoon.
3 : 16.18 {rFP} - NetworkNerd claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 16.22 {lBP} - NetworkNerd sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 16.26 - <<< Frankston Rover is coming on to replace NetworkNerd >>>
3 : 16.32 {lBP} - Frankston Rover has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 16.36 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Sydney Bloods.
3 : 16.4 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards oogac.
3 : 16.45 {CHB} - oogac can't take it.
3 : 16.47 {CHB} - oogac looks downfield.
3 : 16.51 {lW} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 16.55 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire outbodies Sausageroll and takes the mark.
3 : 16.59 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 17.01 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Norm Landrover.
3 : 17.05 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to El Dubya.
3 : 17.09 {rW} - El Dubya has a shot from fifty.
3 : 17.13 {rW} - It's a goal. A goal to El Dubya.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.12.72
Coney Island Warriors : 19.8.122
3 : 17.16 {C} - Startton Gun wins the hitout unopposed.
3 : 17.23 {lW} - Aussie Assault does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 17.28 {lW} - Great bump by Norm Landrover. Aussie Assault has not moved.
3 : 17.32 {rW} - Norm Landrover has possession.
3 : 17.34 {rW} - Norm Landrover crunched by Aussie Assault! Norm Landrover very slow to get up.
3 : 17.38 {rW} - Sausageroll has possession.
3 : 17.42 {rW} - Sausageroll dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 17.46 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Shermy.
3 : 17.49 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Don Draper.
3 : 17.53 {lFP} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 17.57 {lFP} - Poor option and Mr_Smooth makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
3 : 18.01 {rBP} - Mr_Smooth is now off and running.
3 : 18.03 {CHB} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 18.07 {CHB} - Spoilt by van peebles.
3 : 18.11 {CHF} - van peebles weaves through the congestion.
3 : 18.15 {lHFF} - Quick hands to BrewSmackerVeiny under pressure.
3 : 18.17 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running van peebles.
3 : 18.22 {CHF} - Finds cammo6556 with a handball.
3 : 18.25 {rHFF} - Don Draper screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 18.3 {rHFF} - Up goes Don Draper.
3 : 18.32 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Don Draper.
3 : 18.36 {rHFF} - Don Draper has a bounce.
3 : 18.4 {rFP} - He takes another.
3 : 18.45 {rFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
3 : 18.46 {rFP} - And Sydney Bloods walks it over the goal line for a point.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 19.8.122
3 : 18.55 {FB} - Frankston Rover slowing down the play.
3 : 18.58 - <<< Reginald Perrin is coming on to replace Les Norton >>>
3 : 19.05 {FB} - Frankston Rover looks downfield.
3 : 19.09 {FB} - Hold on ....
3 : 19.13 - <<< Frankston Rover is trading places with Mr_Smooth >>>
3 : 19.19 {FB} - Mr_Smooth has possession.
3 : 19.23 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for BoshtrichBurger.
3 : 19.28 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 19.31 {rHBF} - BoshtrichBurger with some space now.
3 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Sydney Bloods.
3 : 19.38 {rHBF} - He tries to find BoshtrichBurger with a chip pass.
3 : 19.42 {rHBF} - Shocking kick and BrewSmackerVeiny will take the mark.
3 : 19.46 {lHFF} - BrewSmackerVeiny sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 19.48 {lHFF} - BrewSmackerVeiny has a bounce.
3 : 19.52 {rHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 19.57 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 20 {lHBF} - Sydney Bloods breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 20.04 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Reginald Perrin.
3 : 20.07 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 20.11 {C} - Raveneyes holds off Shermy with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
3 : 20.15 {C} - So Raveneyes ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of invinciBlues.
3 : 20.21 {rHFF} - invinciBlues gets too far under the ball.
3 : 20.25 {rHFF} - The ball is now with invinciBlues.
3 : 20.3 {rHFF} - invinciBlues has a bounce.
3 : 20.33 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 20.36 {lHFF} - Squishy did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 20.4 {lHFF} - BigJoeD dances around Squishy.
3 : 20.43 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to The Mighty Boosh.
3 : 20.47 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to El Dubya. As good as a kick.
3 : 20.5 {FF} - A worm burner to Stronzo.
3 : 20.54 {FF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 20.58 {FF} - Stronzo assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 21.02 {FF} - Stronzo is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 21.04 {FB} - beez takes off.
3 : 21.08 {lBP} - He elects to use ThePuppetMaster and kicks in that direction.
3 : 21.13 {lBP} - ThePuppetMaster is outmarked by Retired Jimmy.
3 : 21.16 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 21.21 {lFP} - Bigeasy sews him up!.
3 : 21.23 {lBP} - Nobody's checking ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 21.27 {lBP} - Retired Jimmy nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. ThePuppetMaster gets done for kicking in danger.
3 : 21.31 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 21.35 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart from thirty metres.
3 : 21.37 {lFP} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 19.9.123
3 : 21.46 {FB} - ThePuppetMaster to send the ball forward.
3 : 21.49 {FB} - ThePuppetMaster sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 21.52 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Frothies Mcveigh.
3 : 21.56 {lHBF} - Over the head of Frothies Mcveigh.
3 : 22 {rHFF} - invinciBlues slowing down the play.
3 : 22.04 - <<< NetworkNerd is coming on to replace Frankston Rover >>>
3 : 22.1 {rHFF} - invinciBlues to send the ball forward.
3 : 22.15 {lHFF} - He handpasses to BigJoeD.
3 : 22.18 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to El Dubya.
3 : 22.21 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Reginald Perrin.
3 : 22.25 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 22.29 {FF} - beez gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 22.33 {FF} - Stronzo fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 22.37 {FF} - Stronzo steadies himself and has a shot ....
3 : 22.39 {FF} - beez chooses the safe option in rushing it through.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 19.10.124
3 : 22.47 {FB} - With the ball is ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 22.51 {FB} - Hands it off to Startton Gun.
3 : 22.53 {FB} - Crunching tackle by Reginald Perrin.
3 : 22.58 {FF} - Stronzo takes them on.
3 : 23.02 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 23.06 {FF} - Great goal by Stronzo.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 20.10.130
3 : 23.08 {C} - Bengwatkins had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 23.16 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 23.2 - <<< Frankston Rover is coming on to replace NetworkNerd >>>
3 : 23.27 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire weaves through the congestion.
3 : 23.31 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to The Mighty Boosh.
3 : 23.35 {C} - Gives the ball to Raveneyes.
3 : 23.37 {C} - Raveneyes can't break free - he'll lose it.
3 : 23.41 {lW} - Aussie Assault slowing down the play.
3 : 23.45 {lW} - Norm Landrover rides Aussie Assault into the ground.
3 : 23.49 {rW} - Nobody's checking Norm Landrover.
3 : 23.53 {CHF} - Haduken makes an offer.
3 : 23.55 {CHF} - In the right place at the right time is Haduken who marks.
3 : 24 {CHF} - Haduken has possession.
3 : 24.04 {CHF} - El Dubya receives his handpass.
3 : 24.08 {CHF} - cammo6556 drags El Dubya down beautifully.
3 : 24.1 {rHBF} - Squishy with the ball now.
3 : 24.14 {rHBF} - Squishy has time to take a bounce.
3 : 24.18 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 24.22 {CHB} - The ball drops short of eth-dog.
3 : 24.24 {CHF} - Haduken has it.
3 : 24.28 {CHF} - Haduken attacks the goalface.
3 : 24.32 {CHF} - Haduken gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 21.10.136
3 : 24.37 {C} - The Mighty Boosh wins the tap decisively.
3 : 24.43 {rW} - Running with the ball is Reginald Perrin.
3 : 24.47 {CHF} - A flat punt.
3 : 24.51 {CHF} - eth-dog drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 24.53 {CHF} - Haduken turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 24.57 {lHFF} - BigJoeD on the end of this.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bandits : 10.13.73
Coney Island Warriors : 21.10.136
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[iBeng]

So did we decide to play no one on Stronzo

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Almost a throw to The Mighty Boosh.
4 : 25.01 {C} - Long tap from The Mighty Boosh.
4 : .06 {C} - Its hard and tough but Raveneyes wins possession.
4 : .1 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to invinciBlues.
4 : .13 {lFP} - A long pass towards Lord_Flashheart.
4 : .18 {lFP} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : .22 {lBP} - ThePuppetMaster weaves through the congestion.
4 : .24 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : .28 {lHBF} - ThePuppetMaster is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : .32 {lHBF} - ThePuppetMaster is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : .36 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : .38 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to Squishy.
4 : .43 {rHBF} - Squishy has time to take a bounce.
4 : .46 {rW} - Another bounce taken by Squishy.
4 : .51 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to cammo6556.
4 : .53 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : .56 {FF} - Poor effort from loopy_cam and zackah takes the mark.
4 : 1.01 {FB} - zackah wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.05 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.07 {lHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 1.12 {lHBF} - But Don Draper is standing in the way and marks.
4 : 1.15 {rHFF} - Don Draper fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 1.19 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to BrewSmackerVeiny. As good as a kick.
4 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.26 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to cammo6556.
4 : 1.3 {lHFF} - Brought down by El Dubya.
4 : 1.34 {lHBF} - Sydney Bloods dances around Don Draper.
4 : 1.38 {C} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 1.4 {C} - Poor effort Shermy. Raveneyes takes the mark.
4 : 1.45 {C} - Raveneyes has possession.
4 : 1.48 {C} - What a tackle by Shermy.
4 : 1.52 {C} - Shermy with the ball now.
4 : 1.55 {lW} - Aussie Assault screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 1.58 {lW} - Aussie Assault and Norm Landrover both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 2.03 {lW} - Aussie Assault fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 2.07 {lW} - No-one on the mark! Aussie Assault takes off and kicks long at goal.
4 : 2.09 {lW} - Aussie Assault's kick slams into the left-hand post.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.14.74
Coney Island Warriors : 21.10.136
4 : 2.17 {FB} - zackah slowing down the play.
4 : 2.21 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to Mr_Smooth.
4 : 2.24 {lBP} - Mr_Smooth has time to take a bounce.
4 : 2.28 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 2.31 {rHBF} - BoshtrichBurger and BrewSmackerVeiny both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 2.35 {rHFF} - Don Draper with the ball now.
4 : 2.38 {rHFF} - Don Draper loves a shot at goal.
4 : 2.42 {rHFF} - And its straight through the middle.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 21.10.136
4 : 2.46 {C} - Startton Gun taps it down.
4 : 2.54 {lW} - Taking the ball is Aussie Assault.
4 : 2.57 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Don Draper.
4 : 3.01 {rHFF} - Bengwatkins receives his handpass.
4 : 3.05 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 3.09 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 3.11 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on Sydney Bloods.
4 : 3.15 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 3.19 {rW} - Aussie Assault intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 3.23 {lW} - Aussie Assault breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 3.25 {lW} - Aussie Assault has time to take a bounce.
4 : 3.3 {lW} - He handpasses to Startton Gun.
4 : 3.33 {lW} - Startton Gun kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.
4 : 3.38 {C} - Raveneyes sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 3.4 {CHF} - Haduken on the end of this.
4 : 3.44 {lFP} - Flicks it to Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 3.48 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 3.52 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 22.10.142
4 : 3.54 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Startton Gun.
4 : 4.03 {rW} - Sausageroll is now off and running.
4 : 4.06 {lHFF} - Sees BrewSmackerVeiny ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 4.09 {lHFF} - But chipping in front is BoshtrichBurger.
4 : 4.13 {CHB} - oogac breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 4.17 {rW} - Norm Landrover presents on a long lead.
4 : 4.21 {rW} - Norm Landrover traps the ball beautifully.
4 : 4.25 {rW} - The ball is now with Norm Landrover.
4 : 4.27 {lHFF} - A short kick to BigJoeD.
4 : 4.31 {lHFF} - BigJoeD juggles the ball but secures the mark.
4 : 4.35 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking BigJoeD.
4 : 4.4 {lHFF} - BigJoeD dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 4.41 {lHFF} - But Squishy collects BigJoeD and somehow comes out with the ball.
4 : 4.46 {CHB} - eth-dog wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 4.5 {CHB} - Bengwatkins on the end of this.
4 : 4.54 {rW} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 4.56 {rW} - Sausageroll spills the mark.
4 : 5 {lW} - Nobody's checking alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 5.04 {CHF} - He tries to find Haduken with a chip pass.
4 : 5.08 {CHF} - Haduken plucks that milimetres off the turf.
4 : 5.1 {CHF} - Haduken sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 5.15 {FF} - Hurried kick towards Stronzo.
4 : 5.19 {FF} - The ball drops short of Stronzo.
4 : 5.23 {FF} - Nobody's checking Stronzo.
4 : 5.26 {FF} - There's the move we expected.
4 : 5.29 - <<< ThePuppetMaster is trading places with Startton Gun >>>
4 : 5.37 {FF} - Stronzo with all the time in the world.
4 : 5.41 {FF} - Stronzo from point blank range.
4 : 5.43 {FF} - Stronzo's dobbed it.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 23.10.148
4 : 5.48 {C} - The ball is bounced and The Mighty Boosh gets the tap.
4 : 5.55 {rW} - Norm Landrover looking for a lead.
4 : 5.58 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 6.02 {lW} - Sausageroll floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 6.06 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Sausageroll wins possession.
4 : 6.1 {rW} - Long handpass to the running cammo6556.
4 : 6.12 {rW} - That was illegal - and the free will go to El Dubya.
4 : 6.16 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.2 {rW} - Spears a kick towards Norm Landrover.
4 : 6.25 {rW} - What a shocking kick - straight to Aussie Assault.
4 : 6.26 {lW} - Aussie Assault wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 6.31 - <<< Lileasy is coming on to replace eth-dog >>>
4 : 6.39 {lW} - Now Aussie Assault has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.43 {lW} - Aussie Assault dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 6.45 {C} - Quick hands to Shermy.
4 : 6.49 {C} - Passes to Bengwatkins by hand.
4 : 6.54 {C} - A poor handpass but Shermy is up to the challenge.
4 : 6.58 {C} - Handballs over the top to cammo6556.
4 : 7 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Aussie Assault.
4 : 7.04 {C} - He transfers play using Shermy.
4 : 7.08 {C} - Shermy gets too far under the ball.
4 : 7.11 {rW} - So Norm Landrover ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 7.14 {rW} - A positional change now.
4 : 7.18 - <<< Frankston Rover is trading places with BoshtrichBurger >>>
4 : 7.26 {rW} - Norm Landrover looks downfield.
4 : 7.28 {rW} - Norm Landrover has wild shot at goal.
4 : 7.33 {rW} - Norm Landrover wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 23.11.149
4 : 7.41 {FB} - Nobody's checking Bigeasy.
4 : 7.43 {FB} - Lord_Flashheart applies the tackle on Bigeasy.
4 : 7.47 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart with the ball now.
4 : 7.51 {lFP} - Almost a throw to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 7.55 {lFP} - Reginald Perrin flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 8 {lFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Reginald Perrin.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 23.12.150
4 : 8.06 {FB} - Now Bigeasy has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.1 {FB} - Quick hands to beez under pressure.
4 : 8.13 {FB} - Great tackle on beez.
4 : 8.16 {rFP} - With the ball is Retired Jimmy.
4 : 8.2 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 8.24 {rFP} - He could have done more with that. One behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 23.13.151
4 : 8.3 {FB} - Nobody's checking beez.
4 : 8.34 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Bigeasy.
4 : 8.38 {rBP} - You've got to get rid of it son.
4 : 8.43 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart with the ball now.
4 : 8.45 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart has a bounce.
4 : 8.49 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 8.53 {lFP} - Lord_Flashheart's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 23.14.152
4 : 8.59 {FB} - Bigeasy wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.03 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 9.07 {CHB} - Bigeasy touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - Lileasy kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
4 : 9.16 {CHF} - Haduken signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 9.18 {lFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Lord_Flashheart to mark.
4 : 9.22 {lFP} - Bigeasy upset the marking attempt by Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 9.26 {rBP} - Bigeasy signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 9.3 {CHB} - A measured kick in the direction of Lileasy.
4 : 9.32 {CHB} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Haduken.
4 : 9.36 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Haduken.
4 : 9.4 - <<< NetworkNerd is coming on to replace BoshtrichBurger >>>
4 : 9.46 {CHF} - With the ball is Haduken.
4 : 9.51 {CHF} - Haduken dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 9.55 {CHF} - Lileasy applies the tackle on Haduken.
4 : 9.59 {CHB} - The ball is now with Lileasy.
4 : 10.01 {rW} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 10.05 {rW} - alex_is_on_fire did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 10.09 {rW} - Sausageroll is now off and running.
4 : 10.13 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 10.15 {C} - Over the head of Shermy.
4 : 10.19 {C} - Shermy sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 10.23 {C} - Raveneyes applies the tackle on Shermy.
4 : 10.28 {rW} - Norm Landrover has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.3 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of BigJoeD.
4 : 10.34 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 10.38 {lHFF} - The ball is now with BigJoeD.
4 : 10.42 {lHFF} - BigJoeD takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 10.46 {rHFF} - He tries to find invinciBlues with a chip pass.
4 : 10.48 {rHFF} - invinciBlues can't take it.
4 : 10.52 {lHBF} - Frothies Mcveigh looking for a lead.
4 : 10.56 {CHB} - Sees Lileasy out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 11.01 {CHB} - Lileasy appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 11.03 {CHB} - Lileasy streaming down the ground.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - Aussie Assault presents.
4 : 11.11 {lW} - But chipping in front is Norm Landrover.
4 : 11.15 {rW} - Norm Landrover with the ball now.
4 : 11.17 {rW} - Passes to El Dubya by hand.
4 : 11.21 {lHFF} - BigJoeD and Squishy jostle for position.
4 : 11.25 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 11.3 {rHBF} - Squishy takes them on.
4 : 11.31 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Bengwatkins.
4 : 11.36 {CHB} - Handballs to Lileasy.
4 : 11.4 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards Frothies Mcveigh.
4 : 11.44 {lHBF} - Poor effort from Frothies Mcveigh and invinciBlues takes the mark.
4 : 11.48 {lHFF} - The bounce favours BigJoeD and he is off and running.
4 : 11.5 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 11.54 {FF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 11.58 {FF} - Stronzo streaming down the ground.
4 : 12.03 {FF} - This should be a goal to Stronzo.
4 : 12.04 {FF} - That's number 10 for Stronzo.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.14.80
Coney Island Warriors : 24.14.158

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

much better turn around in fom Warriors.

One last big quarter.

 

[iBeng]

So Percentage doesnt matter this season, right?

...Right?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

4 : 12.08 {C} - Bengwatkins is outbodied in the ruck contest.
4 : 12.17 {lW} - Reginald Perrin is now off and running.
4 : 12.19 {C} - Handballs to Raveneyes.
4 : 12.23 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of BigJoeD.
4 : 12.27 {lHFF} - BigJoeD gets too far under the ball.
4 : 12.31 {lHFF} - BigJoeD does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 12.33 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Stronzo and beez.
4 : 12.37 {FF} - Stronzo is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 12.41 {FB} - beez signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 12.46 {FB} - beez dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 12.48 {rHBF} - Kicks to a contest - Squishy looks to get to thre front.
4 : 12.52 {rHBF} - Squishy misjudges it and it's an easy mark to BigJoeD.
4 : 12.56 {lHFF} - BigJoeD through heavy traffic.
4 : 13 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Reginald Perrin runs onto it.
4 : 13.02 {lW} - The Mighty Boosh runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 13.06 {lW} - Handballs to El Dubya.
4 : 13.1 {rW} - He tries to find Norm Landrover with a chip pass.
4 : 13.15 {rW} - Norm Landrover can't mark. Aussie Assault can.
4 : 13.19 {lW} - Aussie Assault looks downfield.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - Quick hands to Sausageroll under pressure.
4 : 13.25 {rW} - He gets a handpass to ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 13.29 {C} - Handballs to Shermy.
4 : 13.33 {C} - Shermy has time to take a bounce.
4 : 13.35 {CHF} - Shermy is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 13.39 {lFP} - Shermanator presents on a long lead.
4 : 13.43 {lFP} - Shermanator appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 13.48 {lFP} - Running with the ball is Shermanator.
4 : 13.49 {lFP} - There's the move we expected.
4 : 13.53 - <<< NetworkNerd is trading places with Frankston Rover >>>
4 : 14.02 {lFP} - The ball is now with Shermanator.
4 : 14.04 - <<< Les Norton is coming on to replace Frankston Rover >>>
4 : 14.12 {lFP} - With the ball is Shermanator.
4 : 14.16 {lFP} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
4 : 14.18 - <<< Startton Gun is trading places with JoshWoodenSpoon >>>
4 : 14.26 {lFP} - Shermanator dances around Les Norton.
4 : 14.31 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 14.33 {lFP} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.14.86
Coney Island Warriors : 24.14.158
4 : 14.37 {C} - The Mighty Boosh wins the hitout unopposed.
4 : 14.45 {C} - Bengwatkins takes off.
4 : 14.49 {C} - There's the move we expected.
4 : 14.51 - <<< NetworkNerd is trading places with Mr_Smooth >>>
4 : 15 {C} - Bengwatkins threads his way through traffic.
4 : 15.04 {lHFF} - A long pass towards BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 15.06 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 15.1 {lHFF} - BrewSmackerVeiny tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 15.14 {lHFF} - Great tackle on BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 15.18 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth through heavy traffic.
4 : 15.2 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth has time to take a bounce.
4 : 15.24 {CHB} - A short kick to oogac.
4 : 15.28 {CHB} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to oogac.
4 : 15.33 {CHB} - oogac has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.35 {CHB} - Crunching tackle by van peebles.
4 : 15.38 {rHFF} - Don Draper has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.43 {rHFF} - Don Draper dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 15.47 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 15.51 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 15.53 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running cammo6556.
4 : 15.57 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of loopy_cam.
4 : 16.01 {FF} - zackah drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 16.06 {FF} - loopy_cam looking for a lead.
4 : 16.08 {FF} - loopy_cam screws it round his body.
4 : 16.12 {FF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. loopy_cam's kicked 3.
Baghdad Bandits : 13.14.92
Coney Island Warriors : 24.14.158
4 : 16.16 {C} - ThePuppetMaster wins the hitout unopposed.
4 : 16.22 {rW} - Norm Landrover hits the ground running.
4 : 16.26 {rW} - Someone call an ambulance for Norm Landrover. Aussie Assault lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 16.3 {lW} - Aussie Assault fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 16.34 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Sausageroll.
4 : 16.36 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Shermy.
4 : 16.4 {C} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 16.45 {C} - Shermy sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.49 {C} - Handballs over the top to ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 16.51 {C} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
4 : 16.55 {rW} - Norm Landrover with the ball now.
4 : 16.59 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 17.03 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 17.07 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire hits the ground running.
4 : 17.1 {rHFF} - He handpasses to invinciBlues.
4 : 17.13 {FF} - A short kick to Stronzo.
4 : 17.17 {FF} - But chipping in front is beez.
4 : 17.22 {rBP} - Bigeasy with a little space.
4 : 17.23 {rBP} - Bigeasy has dropped that after the tackle from Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 17.28 {rFP} - So Retired Jimmy ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.32 {rFP} - Retired Jimmy bounces the ball.
4 : 17.36 {rFP} - This will be a goal to Retired Jimmy.
4 : 17.38 {rFP} - In the end its an easy goal for Retired Jimmy.
Baghdad Bandits : 13.14.92
Coney Island Warriors : 25.14.164
4 : 17.42 {C} - ThePuppetMaster knocks the ball down.
4 : 17.51 {C} - Nobody's checking Shermy.
4 : 17.53 {C} - Shermy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 17.57 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 18.01 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to cammo6556.
4 : 18.05 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Don Draper.
4 : 18.07 {rHFF} - Don Draper has a bounce.
4 : 18.12 {FF} - A short kick to loopy_cam.
4 : 18.15 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 18.19 {lBP} - NetworkNerd scoops up the ball.
4 : 18.23 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to El Dubya.
4 : 18.25 {lBP} - El Dubya passes the ball to nobody! turnover.
4 : 18.3 {rFP} - Now Startton Gun has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.34 {rFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
4 : 18.38 {rFP} - Brilliant goal to Startton Gun.
Baghdad Bandits : 14.14.98
Coney Island Warriors : 25.14.164
4 : 18.4 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 18.48 {lW} - alex_is_on_fire slowing down the play.
4 : 18.52 {C} - Huge handpass to Raveneyes. As good as a kick.
4 : 18.55 {C} - Raveneyes bombs it into the forward line.
4 : 18.58 {C} - Raveneyes splits the sticks.
Baghdad Bandits : 14.14.98
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
4 : 19.02 {C} - The Mighty Boosh wins the hitout unopposed.
4 : 19.09 {C} - Nobody's checking Raveneyes.
4 : 19.13 {C} - Wayward kick goes out of bounds on the full.
4 : 19.17 {rW} - Sausageroll takes off.
4 : 19.21 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Squishy.
4 : 19.23 {rHBF} - Squishy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 19.28 {rW} - Squishy touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 19.31 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Sausageroll.
4 : 19.36 {rW} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 19.4 {rW} - Off line - one behind to Sausageroll.
Baghdad Bandits : 14.15.99
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
4 : 19.46 {FB} - The ball is now with Les Norton.
4 : 19.5 {lHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 19.54 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 19.57 {lHBF} - The bounce favours Sydney Bloods and he is off and running.
4 : 20 {lHBF} - Someone call a dentist. Sydney Bloods has run into Don Draper and is hurting.
4 : 20.04 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Don Draper.
4 : 20.08 - <<< Jimmy1992 is coming on to replace Bigeasy >>>
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Don Draper signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 20.19 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to BrewSmackerVeiny. As good as a kick.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 20.25 {FF} - zackah did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - loopy_cam wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.33 {FF} - loopy_cam from point blank range.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - Wayward shot at goal by loopy_cam. One behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 14.16.100
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
4 : 20.43 {FB} - zackah takes off.
4 : 20.48 {FB} - zackah has a bounce.
4 : 20.52 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards NetworkNerd.
4 : 20.54 {lBP} - Running back with the flight of the ball is NetworkNerd! Brave mark.
4 : 20.58 {lBP} - NetworkNerd signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 21.02 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 21.06 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth takes a pearler.
4 : 21.1 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 21.13 {lW} - A short kick to alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 21.16 {lW} - The ball drops short of alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 21.29 {rW} - Sausageroll has possession.
4 : 21.29 {CHF} - The kick seeks out van peebles.
4 : 21.31 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 21.31 {CHF} - Nobody's checking van peebles.
4 : 21.35 {CHF} - van peebles nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 21.39 {CHF} - Gives the ball to ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 21.42 {rFP} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 21.46 {rFP} - NetworkNerd plants a foot on Startton Gun's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 21.5 {lBP} - Running with the ball is NetworkNerd.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Mr_Smooth.
4 : 21.56 {rHBF} - BrewSmackerVeiny reads the kick best and marks well in front of Mr_Smooth.
4 : 22 {CHF} - van peebles does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 22.04 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Bengwatkins is up to the challenge.
4 : 22.08 {CHF} - Smashed by The Mighty Boosh.
4 : 22.12 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 22.15 {rHBF} - BrewSmackerVeiny gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 22.18 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking BrewSmackerVeiny.
4 : 22.23 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to van peebles.
4 : 22.27 {CHF} - Finds cammo6556 with a handball.
4 : 22.29 {CHF} - cammo6556 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 22.33 {CHF} - cammo6556 goes all the way.
4 : 22.37 {CHF} - Straight through the centre.
Baghdad Bandits : 15.16.106
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
4 : 22.41 {C} - Bengwatkins had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : 22.47 {lW} - Not enough pressure on alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 22.51 {lW} - He involves El Dubya in the play.
4 : 22.55 {lW} - A poor handpass but Reginald Perrin is up to the challenge.
4 : 22.58 {lW} - Great tackle on Reginald Perrin.
4 : 23.02 {lW} - Aussie Assault scoops up the ball.
4 : 23.06 {lW} - Aussie Assault bounces the ball.
4 : 23.1 {C} - Quick hands to Shermy under pressure.
4 : 23.12 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 23.16 {rHFF} - Don Draper slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Sydney Bloods.
4 : 23.2 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Sydney Bloods.
4 : 23.25 {rHBF} - Sees Mr_Smooth out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 23.27 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth in the best position takes the mark.
4 : 23.31 {rHBF} - Mr_Smooth takes off.
4 : 23.35 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running The Mighty Boosh.
4 : 23.38 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 23.43 {CHB} - oogac too strong for van peebles.
4 : 23.45 {CHB} - Nobody's checking oogac.
4 : 23.49 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to El Dubya.
4 : 23.53 {lHBF} - He transfers play using Sydney Bloods.
4 : 23.57 {lHBF} - Sydney Bloods is the target but he's outplayed by Don Draper.
4 : 24 {rHFF} - Don Draper takes off.
4 : 24.04 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - loopy_cam looks to get to thre front.
4 : 24.08 {FF} - Too long for loopy_cam and zackah marks.
4 : 24.12 {FB} - zackah wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.14 {lHBF} - His kick is towards Sydney Bloods.
4 : 24.18 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 24.22 {lHBF} - Sydney Bloods takes off.
4 : 24.27 {rHBF} - He elects to use Mr_Smooth and kicks in that direction.
4 : 24.28 {rHBF} - BrewSmackerVeiny comes in from the side to intercept.
4 : 24.32 {rHFF} - Don Draper does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 24.37 {rFP} - Bengwatkins runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.4 {rFP} - Bengwatkins ignores a lead to have a shot.
4 : 24.43 {rFP} - A poster. So one behind to Bengwatkins.
Baghdad Bandits : 15.17.107
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
4 : 24.51 {FB} - zackah has possession.
4 : 24.55 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to NetworkNerd.
4 : 24.57 {lBP} - NetworkNerd didn't see that tackle coming from Startton Gun.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Baghdad Bandits : 15.17.107
Coney Island Warriors : 26.14.170
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

BB0 SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
BB0               6    4        8    7        10   13       15   17   107     
CIW               7    4        14   7        21   10       26   14   170     
BB0        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Jimmy1992   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Les Norton   0  7  0  6  3  2  2  1  0   47
beez        0  4  3  3  1  0  0  0  0   31  zackah       0  7  4  7  0  1  0  0  0   48
JoshWooden  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  3  2   38  NetworkNer   0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
Squishy     0  5  3  7  2  0  1  0  0   43  Mr_Smooth    0  9  6  6  0  1  1  0  1   56
Lileasy     0  4  1  1  1  0  1  0  0   18  oogac        0  6  7  6  1  0  0  0  0   55
Frothies M  0  5  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   27  Sydney Blo   0  12 4  10 2  2  0  0  0   78
Sausagerol  0  20 3  11 1  2  0  0  1   98  Norm Landr   0  12 4  3  0  0  0  0  1   55
Shermy      0  7  3  16 1  0  0  0  0   66  Raveneyes    0  11 4  10 2  1  2  3  0   86
Aussie Ass  0  11 3  11 2  0  1  0  1   70  alex_is_on   0  10 6  10 0  0  2  0  1   63
Don Draper  0  15 7  14 0  0  2  3  4  110  invinciBlu   0  5  4  5  1  0  0  0  0   41
van peeble  0  7  5  15 1  1  0  1  0   77  Haduken      0  7  5  8  1  0  1  2  1   66
BrewSmacke  0  5  7  14 1  1  0  0  1   70  BigJoeD      0  6  5  10 0  0  0  0  1   54
Startton G  8  7  0  5  3  0  2  2  1   58  Retired Ji   0  6  1  0  0  0  0  4  2   47
loopy_cam   0  5  0  0  2  0  1  3  2   40  Stronzo      0  11 0  0  3  0  0  10 1  106
Shermanato  0  3  0  1  0  0  0  2  1   24  Lord_Flash   0  5  0  1  2  2  0  3  2   47
ThePuppetM  2  5  0  4  1  0  2  0  0   23  The Mighty   22 8  0  10 1  2  1  0  0   69
cammo6556   0  8  0  10 13 4  3  1  0   97  El Dubya     0  17 0  10 8  3  0  2  2  120
Bengwatkin  0  10 0  10 5  3  0  0  4   77  Reginald P   0  11 1  12 2  2  0  1  2   78
eth-dog     0  6  4  5  2  0  0  0  0   48  BoshtrichB   0  5  5  5  1  0  1  0  0   41
Bigeasy     3  5  2  3  2  0  2  0  0   32  Frankston    0  5  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   30

            BB0   CIW
Hitouts   : 13   22
Kicks     : 137  165
Marks     : 43   62
Handballs : 134  125
Tackles   : 39   27
Frees For : 11   16
Frees Ag. : 16   11
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 13   10
Inside50  : 26   20
Goals     : 15   26
Behinds   : 17   14

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.46 - Behind to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
1.28 - Behind to BigJoeD (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
1.48 - Goal to Retired Jimmy (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
4.15 - Behind to Bengwatkins (BB0) - CIW by 7 point(s).
4.54 - Goal to JoshWoodenSpoon (BB0) - CIW by 1 point(s).
6.25 - Rushed behind to BB0 - scores level.
7.01 - Goal to Shermanator (BB0) - BB0 by 6 point(s).
8.13 - Goal to Retired Jimmy (CIW) - scores level.
8.43 - Behind to alex_is_on_fire (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
12.1 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 7 point(s).
14.35 - Behind to Don Draper (BB0) - CIW by 6 point(s).
15.04 - Goal to JoshWoodenSpoon (BB0) - scores level.
16.01 - Behind to Don Draper (BB0) - BB0 by 1 point(s).
17.55 - Goal to loopy_cam (BB0) - BB0 by 7 point(s).
18.34 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - BB0 by 1 point(s).
19.25 - Goal to Retired Jimmy (CIW) - CIW by 5 point(s).
20.27 - Goal to JoshWoodenSpoon (BB0) - BB0 by 1 point(s).
21.52 - Goal to Startton Gun (BB0) - BB0 by 7 point(s).
22.41 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - BB0 by 1 point(s).
24.24 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - scores level.
24.55 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
3.52 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 7 point(s).
4.17 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 13 point(s).
5.15 - Goal to van peebles (BB0) - CIW by 7 point(s).
10.09 - Behind to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
11.34 - Goal to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
12.04 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 20 point(s).
12.46 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 26 point(s).
13.29 - Behind to Don Draper (BB0) - CIW by 25 point(s).
13.58 - Behind to Bengwatkins (BB0) - CIW by 24 point(s).
14.22 - Behind to JoshWoodenSpoon (BB0) - CIW by 23 point(s).
16.49 - Behind to Haduken (CIW) - CIW by 24 point(s).
17.23 - Goal to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - CIW by 30 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to Les Norton (CIW) - CIW by 36 point(s).
22.23 - Goal to Don Draper (BB0) - CIW by 30 point(s).
23.2 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 36 point(s).

Third Quarter :
25 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 42 point(s).
2.42 - Goal to Haduken (CIW) - CIW by 48 point(s).
3.04 - Behind to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 49 point(s).
5 - Goal to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 55 point(s).
6.08 - Behind to JoshWoodenSpoon (BB0) - CIW by 54 point(s).
7.18 - Behind to Startton Gun (BB0) - CIW by 53 point(s).
8.59 - Behind to BrewSmackerVeiny (BB0) - CIW by 52 point(s).
10.56 - Goal to Don Draper (BB0) - CIW by 46 point(s).
12.15 - Goal to loopy_cam (BB0) - CIW by 40 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 46 point(s).
14.37 - Rushed behind to BB0 - CIW by 45 point(s).
15.06 - Behind to loopy_cam (BB0) - CIW by 44 point(s).
17.16 - Goal to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 50 point(s).
18.51 - Rushed behind to BB0 - CIW by 49 point(s).
21.42 - Behind to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - CIW by 50 point(s).
22.43 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 51 point(s).
23.08 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 57 point(s).
24.37 - Goal to Haduken (CIW) - CIW by 63 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.13 - Behind to Aussie Assault (BB0) - CIW by 62 point(s).
2.46 - Goal to Don Draper (BB0) - CIW by 56 point(s).
3.54 - Goal to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - CIW by 62 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 68 point(s).
7.37 - Behind to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 69 point(s).
8.01 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 70 point(s).
8.28 - Behind to Retired Jimmy (CIW) - CIW by 71 point(s).
8.57 - Behind to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - CIW by 72 point(s).
12.08 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - CIW by 78 point(s).
14.37 - Goal to Shermanator (BB0) - CIW by 72 point(s).
16.16 - Goal to loopy_cam (BB0) - CIW by 66 point(s).
17.42 - Goal to Retired Jimmy (CIW) - CIW by 72 point(s).
18.4 - Goal to Startton Gun (BB0) - CIW by 66 point(s).
19.02 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 72 point(s).
19.42 - Behind to Sausageroll (BB0) - CIW by 71 point(s).
20.4 - Behind to loopy_cam (BB0) - CIW by 70 point(s).
22.41 - Goal to cammo6556 (BB0) - CIW by 64 point(s).
24.47 - Behind to Bengwatkins (BB0) - CIW by 63 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

BB0
ThePuppetMaster      0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Lileasy              0 (On) 24.38 (Off) 81.31 (On) Total : 43%
Squishy              0 (On) Total : 100%
eth-dog              0 (On) 81.31 (Off) Total : 81%
Frothies Mcveigh     0 (On) Total : 100%
Sausageroll          0 (On) Total : 100%
Shermy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Aussie Assault       0 (On) Total : 100%
Don Draper           0 (On) Total : 100%
van peebles          0 (On) Total : 100%
BrewSmackerVeiny     0 (On) Total : 100%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
loopy_cam            0 (On) Total : 100%
Shermanator          0 (On) Total : 100%
Bigeasy              0 (On) 9.4 (Off) 24.38 (On) 95.08 (Off) Total : 80%
cammo6556            0 (On) Total : 100%
Bengwatkins          0 (On) Total : 100%
Startton Gun         0 (Off) 9.4 (On) Total : 89%
Jimmy1992            0 (Off) 95.08 (On) Total : 4%

CIW
oogac                0 (On) 17.36 (Off) 28.33 (On) Total : 89%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Norm Landrover       0 (On) 28.33 (Off) 50.34 (On) Total : 78%
BoshtrichBurger      0 (On) 84.4 (Off) Total : 84%
Frankston Rover      0 (On) 54.31 (Off) 66.26 (On) 72.04 (Off) 73.2 (On) 89.04 (Off) Total : 76%
Sydney Bloods        0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) 50.34 (Off) 68.58 (On) Total : 81%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
alex_is_on_fire      0 (On) Total : 100%
Mr_Smooth            0 (On) 38.06 (Off) 45.37 (On) Total : 92%
Haduken              0 (On) Total : 100%
BigJoeD              0 (On) Total : 100%
Retired Jimmy        0 (On) Total : 100%
Stronzo              0 (On) Total : 100%
Lord_Flashheart      0 (On) Total : 100%
The Mighty Boosh     0 (On) Total : 100%
El Dubya             0 (On) Total : 100%
Les Norton           0 (On) 68.58 (Off) 89.04 (On) Total : 79%
invinciBlues         0 (Off) 38.06 (On) Total : 61%
NetworkNerd          0 (Off) 17.36 (On) 45.37 (Off) 54.31 (On) 66.26 (Off) 72.04 (On) 73.2 (Off) 84.4 (On) Total : 56%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Aussie Assault did well against Norm Landrover. - 44m from 54 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Reginald Perrin beat Aussie Assault today - but not by much. - 42m from 2 to 44.
• In a resume-material performance, Les Norton exposed Bengwatkins's frailties. - 65m from 2 to 67.
• Toe to toe throughout, Reginald Perrin and Bengwatkins were hard to separate - though Reginald Perrin was slightly more effective. - 30m from 70 to 100.
• In a solid performance, Lord_Flashheart won the bout with Bigeasy. - 64m from 28 to 92.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Bigeasy did a demolition job on The Mighty Boosh. - 9m from 0 to 9.
• Bordering on a training run, BigJoeD and Squishy had an epic contest. - 94m from 0 to 94.
• In an enthralling contest, BrewSmackerVeiny came out tops over the brave BoshtrichBurger. - 74m from 5 to 79.
• Despite neither player having much impact, BrewSmackerVeiny won the bout with Mr_Smooth. - 9m from 90 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Don Draper beat Sydney Bloods today - but not by much. - 95m from 4 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, El Dubya won the bout with cammo6556. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Frankston Rover had the better of JoshWoodenSpoon. - 30m from 38 to 68.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, van peebles and Frankston Rover were evenly matched. - 23m from 4 to 27.
• In a solid performance, invinciBlues had Frothies Mcveigh's measure. - 47m from 45 to 92.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Mr_Smooth and Frothies Mcveigh were well-matched - there was no victor. - 35m from 2 to 37.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, eth-dog had the better of Haduken. - 80m from 0 to 80.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Lileasy and Haduken were evenly matched. - 2m from 84 to 86.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mr_Smooth had the better of JoshWoodenSpoon. - 8m from 69 to 77.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, NetworkNerd was way too good for JoshWoodenSpoon. - 10m from 56 to 66.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, JoshWoodenSpoon massacred Norm Landrover. - 17m from 4 to 21.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Retired Jimmy massacred JoshWoodenSpoon. - 0m from 92 to 92.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Shermanator gave Les Norton a bath. - 5m from 89 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Retired Jimmy did well against Lileasy. - 7m from 1 to 8.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, zackah did very well against loopy_cam. - 94m from 6 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, ThePuppetMaster and Lord_Flashheart were hard to separate - though ThePuppetMaster was slightly more effective. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mr_Smooth was easily the winner in the clash with Shermanator. - 3m from 65 to 68.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Shermanator and NetworkNerd - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 19m from 20 to 39.
• Neither having much reason to brag, NetworkNerd came out tops over the brave Startton Gun. - 7m from 93 to 100.
• Toe to toe throughout, van peebles did well against oogac. - 68m from 30 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Raveneyes came out tops over the brave Shermy. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Retired Jimmy and Startton Gun were hard to separate - though Retired Jimmy was slightly more effective. - 0m from 83 to 83.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Retired Jimmy was slightly more polished than ThePuppetMaster. - 56m from 19 to 75.
• In a resume-material performance, Sausageroll won the bout with alex_is_on_fire. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Shermanator and oogac had an epic contest. - 10m from 6 to 16.
• In a resume-material performance, The Mighty Boosh was easily the winner in the clash with Startton Gun. - 90m from 10 to 100.
• In quite a display, Stronzo had beez's measure. - 91m from 1 to 92.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, The Mighty Boosh and ThePuppetMaster were well-matched - there was no victor. - 18m from 80 to 98.

 

[iBeng]

Ouch.

 

[van peebles]

At least we know Les Norton is a tosser.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Thank Son of God for the sim
Thanks Bandits for the game
and Thanks sausageroll for giving me a bath in a 70 point loss.

 

[van peebles]

and Thanks sausageroll for giving me a bath in a 70 point loss.

You earnt that hiding,And we will be drinking to your health tonight in the banditdome.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Great stuff Warriors, now that's how you turn your season around

And welcome to Club 10 too Stronzo, epic performance


Cheers Bandits, thanks for the week

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

You earnt that hiding,And we will be drinking to your health tonight in the banditdome.

yeah but we won and lose.

 

[Bigeasy]

Doesn't really matter. Rules were still broken .

Yes they were. Please audit the SIM.

 

[sausageroll]

Thank Son of God for the sim
Thanks Bandits for the game
and Thanks sausageroll for giving me a bath in a 70 point loss.

Maybe you're still heating up

Well done Warriors. Way too good today.

 

[zackah]

We're back baby

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Go ahead and kick a bag on Beez......congrats Stronzo.
We'll have a beer in the shower once I finish signing autographs for the kids

 

[eth-dog]

Good work Warriors, it was a good week to teach you guys what a real martial art is while you showed me how to Qooty in my 100th game.

 

[Stronzo]

Excuse me while I strut around the oval for a few moments.

Good week Bandits, until we next booty battle.

Oh, and thanks beez

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Brilliant win! The one we needed too! GG Bombdits.