Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Dragons FFC vs East Side Hawks at Dragon Island

[BigJoeD_]

After a stunning home victory in Round 1 the Dragons back up at home again for Round 2, hosting the East Side Hawks at Dragon Island.

Following an offseason recruiting spree which netted SweetFA luminaries such as Taylor, Brown Bottle and Danger in Texas, the Hawks were also able to add league journeymen The Filth Wizard, Doctor Colossus and Wacky Tiger as the finishing touches to a revitalised playing list. After an inauspicious start in Round 1, the Hawks will be desperate to break their S21 duck here.

The Dragons will be looking to build on the momentum of their first up victory, the likes of Season 21 recruits cammo6556, A Swallow and notorious league soft**** iBeng key players if the Dragons are to maintain their winning start to the season.

In a hotly contested affair, BJD.com is predicting a convincing Dragons victory, to the tune of 26 points.


Captains, please have your teams submitted by Thursday 11.59pm AEST with the heading 'Official Team Sheet'. Spelling errors or blatant **** ups are not only encouraged, but highly anticipated by the greater SweetFA community.

 

[pantskyle]

In.

 

[iBeng]

The Frankenhawks this week, and at home again! What luck. Pencil it in.

 

[pantskyle]

iBeng

 

[Hate]

Nightmare.

Have to put up with SoGgy for a week, backed up by the pretenders the next.

 

[iBeng]

iBeng

Hey, thats pretty bold of you.

 

[Biggie]

Well, well well. It's the mighty Shagons. Well mighty lame anyway. Easy win here lads.

 

[iBeng]

Well, well well. It's the mighty Shagons. Well mighty lame anyway. Easy win here lads.

Can you fill out the following survey?

I am a:

◻ Returning player
◻ Rookie player
◻ Player thats been around for a while but only just bothered to show up
◻ Ive renamed myself to try and hide my past as a flog

 

[Danoz]

Can you fill out the following survey?

I am a:

◻ Returning player
◻ Rookie player
◻ Player thats been around for a while but only just bothered to show up
◻ Ive renamed myself to try and hide my past as a flog

Biggie's just trying to make up for his small feet.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Biggie's just trying to make up for his small feet.

It's your tiny feet fetish that made me leave.

I hated that our lockers were next to each other, that smell was hideous.

 

[pantskyle]

Biggie's just trying to make up for his small feet.

Hi Danoz, I actually thought you would move clubs this off season, kudos to you for sticking around at the Dragons, without my brother around to babysit you I hope to see you blossom like a beautiful flower.

 

[Danoz]

It's your tiny feet fetish that made me leave.

I hated that our lockers were next to each other, that smell was hideous.

The feet are in formaldehyde. Maybe you should throw out your underwear once in a while, rather than keeping every winning pair, unwashed, in your bag.

Hi Danoz, I actually thought you would move clubs this off season, kudos to you for sticking around at the Dragons, without my brother around to babysit you I hope to see you blossom like a beautiful flower.

Still think Doctor Zaius would've been better. Maybe I'll change to that when you come to the Dragons next season. We could be real brothers then.

 

[pantskyle]

The feet are in formaldehyde. Maybe you should throw out your underwear once in a while, rather than keeping every winning pair, unwashed, in your bag.

Still think Doctor Zaius would've been better. Maybe I'll change to that when you come to the Dragons next season. We could be real brothers then.

I would love for you to become Doctor Zaius.

However I am not going to replace my brother as your keeper.

 

[Danoz]

I would love for you to become Doctor Zaius.

However I am not going to replace my brother as your keeper.

No, you'd replace him as my brother

 

[pantskyle]

No, you'd replace him as my brother

Same thing little guy.

*ruffles hair*

 

[Danoz]

Same thing little guy.

*ruffles hair*

Ahem, you'll be my little brother.

*plays spoons on your head*

 

[iBeng]

Talk about keeping it in the family...

 

[A Swallow]

Well after starting my first match like a firecracker and then not getting a touch for the next 3.5 quarters, I hope to make amends here lads.

 

[cammo6556]

Mediocre showing by myself in the first outing... I hold myself to better standards than that. I also just enjoy holding myself.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I would love for you to become Doctor Zaius.

However I am not going to replace my brother as your keeper.

I can think of another Doc that would be more appropriate

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Well after starting my first match like a firecracker and then not getting a touch for the next 3.5 quarters, I hope to make amends here lads.

Very similar matches to Dagless scaryness and Clint Beastwood in our first match.

But never fear Gilbert_Hodge should be a strong In. for us this week

 

[iBeng]

I am aiming to...I would say double my first matches goals, but I want more than just four goals...

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I am aiming to...I would say double my first matches goals, but I want more than just four goals...

The Uncle_Leo / iBeng matchup promises to be a doozy

 

[iBeng]

The Uncle_Leo / iBeng matchup promises to be a doozy

Dunno, last time I had a match thread with him he went AWOL pretty early on. Something about not having the stomach for it...

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I am aiming to...I would say double my first matches goals, but I want more than just four goals...

Doctor Colossus just wants to double his disposal output from the first match