Resource Season 34 Sign up Thread (New players required!)

[Jabba73]

Name (your BigFooty username): HawkPatrol
Preferred Position 1: Not fussed
Preferred Position 2:
Preferred Position 3:
Number: 19
Height:188
Weight: 75
Preferred Team (if you have one):
State (optional): WA
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: In a vivid dream

Welcome to the madhouse. You should get to know our co-Caliph BLUEALLTHRU, he knows all the good watering holes.

 

[damicky]

you forgot to put Gold City Royals as your preferred team

Forgot

Welcome BACK to the West Coast Wonders (from a fellow Everton supporter)

 

[DenieD]

you forgot to put Gold City Royals as your preferred team

Welcome to the madhouse. You should get to know our co-Caliph BLUEALLTHRU, he knows all the good watering holes.

Forgot

Welcome to the West Coast Wonders (from a fellow Everton supporter)

 

[HawkPatrol]

Reeks of desperation in here

 

[DenieD]

Reeks of desperation in here

Join the Gumbies

We are top of the ladder

 

[damicky]

Reeks of desperation in here

You can come back to the Wonders

We got rid of Moz

 

[DenieD]

That hurts damicky

You downvote me but none of the others? Do you hate me that much?

 

[nahnah]

Forgot

Welcome BACK to the West Coast Wonders (from a fellow Everton supporter)

You plan to bond over relegation?

 

[Jabba73]

Reeks of desperation in here

Don’t misunderstand me, the Bombers have rejected your application to join.

We we’re just being neighbourly by welcoming you to the SFA and offering to get you drunk. We are nice like that.

 

[Headless]

HawkPatrol has been back for four seconds and is already running rings around the Bombers.

Love to see it.

 

[Jabba73]

HawkPatrol has been back for four seconds and is already running rings around the Bombers.

Love to see it.

Would tell you to think before posting, but …

 

[damicky]

You plan to bond over relegation?

#whateverittakes

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Lol, it’s the end of a season. Time for HawkPatrol to return.

Missed you sunshine.

 

[ClarkeM]

Reeks of desperation in here

Well hello friend.

 

[HawkPatrol]

Bears please

 

[ClarkeM]

Bears please

Are you sure?

 

[tony]

Bears please

Excellent choice. Broken we have a new player for the wheel.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Excellent choice. Broken we have a new player for the wheel.

Somebody break a deal?

 

[Dont_be_a_Plonka]

G'day girls n guys!


Name Don't_be_a_plonka
Preferred Position 1:Insert childish sexual innuendo
Preferred Position 2: Repeat aforementioned innuendo with slight variation
Preferred Position 3: To tired to be bothered after 1&2
Number: 420
Height: Hi to you too
Weight: Im waiting
Preferred Team I've heard great things about none of them
State (optional): Drugged
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Serendipitously

Lovely Jubbly!
Sign me up Thrillseekers

 

[Falconista]

G'day girls n guys!


Name Don't_be_a_plonka
Preferred Position 1:Insert childish sexual innuendo
Preferred Position 2: Repeat aforementioned innuendo with slight variation
Preferred Position 3: To tired to be bothered after 1&2
Number: 420
Height: Hi to you too
Weight: Im waiting
Preferred Team I've heard great things about none of them
State (optional): Drugged
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Serendipitously

Lovely Jubbly!
Sign me up Thrillseekers

Innuendo and puns.
DenieD they sound like a Gumbies player to me!

 

[Jabba73]

G'day girls n guys!


Name Don't_be_a_plonka
Preferred Position 1:Insert childish sexual innuendo
Preferred Position 2: Repeat aforementioned innuendo with slight variation
Preferred Position 3: To tired to be bothered after 1&2
Number: 420
Height: Hi to you too
Weight: Im waiting
Preferred Team I've heard great things about none of them
State (optional): Drugged
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Serendipitously

Lovely Jubbly!
Sign me up Thrillseekers

If you need a drink, then BLUEALLTHRU is the best in the business at providing both drinks and advice on how many can be had in any one session.

 

[Jabba73]

Innuendo and puns.
DenieD they sound like a Gumbies player to me!

Nah, they don’t want to be a plonka

 

[Dont_be_a_Plonka]

Innuendo and puns.
DenieD they sound like a Gumbies player to me!

Sounds intriguing.
I also enjoy droll sarcasm and randomly hurling invective and personal abuse btw.

damicky speaks very highly of the WC Wonders but what other meritorious teams are there and what are their various virtues values and under the table payment schemes?

 

[philreich]

Sounds intriguing.
I also enjoy droll sarcasm and randomly hurling invective and personal abuse btw.

damicky speaks very highly of the WC Wonders but what other meritorious teams are there and what are their various virtues values and under the table payment schemes?

We just beat said Wonders today - maybe you'd like to join the Swamprats.

 

[Jabba73]

Sounds intriguing.
I also enjoy droll sarcasm and randomly hurling invective and personal abuse btw.

Sounds like a Baghdad Bomber if true.

what other meritorious teams are there and what are their various virtues values and under the table payment schemes?

We have no virtues and no payments are necessary to play for the Bombers … you only need to survive the screening process. That is more costly than any monetary transaction.

Step 1 is to receive a sanction from one of the SFA mods within 24 hours. A warning is barely a pass mark.

Fail this test and your name will never adorn the hallowed honour boards at the prison. Pass and you can move onto the second stage.