Official Match Thread Season 35 Round 13 - Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

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Kennedy Parker get your ass in here now, Wosh is trying to rort the system by posting whilst having a day off, will claim triple time plus expenses if you’re not careful. Seriously your going to have to rule with a stronger hand or admin are going to walk all over you. 🥴
 
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Kennedy Parker get your ass in here now, Wosh is trying to rort the system by posting whilst having a day off, will claim triple time plus expenses if you’re not careful. Seriously your going to have to rule with a stronger hand or admin are going to walk all over you. 🥴
That would be quite a concern in Australia Grav. Fortunately, the City of Sweet is under the jurisdiction of a libertarian government which means labor rights are next to non-existent so no penalty rates to worry about. 👍
 
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Kennedy Parker get your ass in here now, Wosh is trying to rort the system by posting whilst having a day off, will claim triple time plus expenses if you’re not careful. Seriously your going to have to rule with a stronger hand or admin are going to walk all over you. 🥴

That would be quite a concern in Australia Grav. Fortunately, the City of Sweet is under the jurisdiction of a libertarian government which means labor rights are next to non-existent so no penalty rates to worry about. 👍

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That would be quite a concern in Australia Grav. Fortunately, the City of Sweet is under the jurisdiction of a libertarian government which means labor rights are next to non-existent so no penalty rates to worry about. 👍
Not to mention the historically low interest rates.
 
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Match commencing shortly ... SCS v CIW

Rich (BB code):
                       CIW
RPCB                        sataris                  Power Raid
Reginald Perrin             The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

TheDarkDwarf                Kennedy Parker           BloodySwan
CursingFijian               Purple7x08_24            FootyGuy13

spookism                    Grav                     Firestarter
Agent93                     spudmaster               TheInjuryFactory

jackster83                  philreich                GotTheGoodes
SBYM                        Freofalcon               Snuffaluphagus

Ticky009                    okeydoke7                Dominic03
Mofra                       TubbsFarquhar            Raveneyes
                            SCS

SCS Foll : GremioPower, ant555, Ant Bear
CIW Foll : pantskyle, Dinsdale, Tonga Bob

SCS INT : HirdsTheWord, KinderSmock
CIW INT : Mesc, toxic

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: RPCB sataris
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: pantskyle Tonga Bob

[RD 13], Conditions for this match - RAINY
 
1 : 0 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
1 : .1 {rW} - Dinsdale turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : .16 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - CursingFijian looks to get to thre front.
1 : .2 {lHFF} - But in the way is TheDarkDwarf.
1 : .26 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Kennedy Parker
1 : .3 {CHB} - That's a fantasic tackle by Purple7x08_24.
1 : .34 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 takes off.
1 : .4 {FF} - Handpass over the shoulder to pantskyle.
1 : .45 {FF} - pantskyle walks into goal.
1 : .51 {FF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.1.1
 
1 : .59 {FB} - Power Raid signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.05 {FB} - Power Raid nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 1.09 {lBP} - Sees Power Raid out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 1.16 {lBP} - Piggy Smalls floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 1.2 {lFP} - Reginald Perrin looks downfield.
1 : 1.26 {lFP} - But there's a push-out.
1 : 1.3 {rBP} - RPCB takes off.
1 : 1.34 {rBP} - Handpasses to ant555.
1 : 1.4 {rBP} - Ooof. Dinsdale blindsides ant555 and I heard that from here.
1 : 1.45 {lFP} - The ball is now with Reginald Perrin.
1 : 1.51 {lFP} - Reginald Perrin eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 1.55 {lFP} - Straight through the centre.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
 
1 : 1.59 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 2.54 {rW} - Running with the ball is TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 2.54 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory got into the back of Firestarter.
1 : 2.54 {lW} - Now Firestarter has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.54 {C} - Grav screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 2.54 {C} - Big mark by spudmaster!.
1 : 2.54 {lW} - Agent93 slowing down the play.
1 : 2.57 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Tonga Bob.
1 : 2.57 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 2.57 {FF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to sataris.
1 : 2.57 {FB} - sataris has possession.
1 : 2.58 {FB} - sataris holds The Filth Wizard out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
1 : 3.05 {FF} - With the ball is The Filth Wizard.
1 : 3.09 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 3.15 {FF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.2.8

1 : 3.24 {FB} - Power Raid looking for a lead.
1 : 3.3 {FB} - Power Raid sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 3.34 {CHB} - Hands it off to Ant Bear.
1 : 3.4 {CHB} - pantskyle gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 3.44 {lHFF} - CursingFijian slowing down the play.
1 : 3.5 {lHFF} - CursingFijian nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 3.54 {rHFF} - He involves FootyGuy13 in the play.
1 : 3.58 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to pantskyle.
1 : 4.04 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Dinsdale was well placed to clean up.
1 : 4.09 {rHFF} - Dinsdale has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.15 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 4.19 {lHBF} - BloodySwan wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.23 {lHBF} - BloodySwan bounces the ball.
1 : 4.29 {lHBF} - Passes to Ant Bear by hand.
1 : 4.33 {C} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 4.4 {C} - Nice mark by Grav.
1 : 4.43 {C} - Nobody's checking Grav.
1 : 4.48 {lW} - Hands it off to Firestarter.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 5.04 {rHFF} - A bit of space for jackster83 to utilise.
1 : 5.09 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to GotTheGoodes. As good as a kick.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - No-look handpass to philreich.
1 : 5.19 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but jackster83 is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.23 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. GotTheGoodes runs onto it.
1 : 5.29 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of okeydoke7.
1 : 5.33 {FF} - But in the way is TubbsFarquhar
1 : 5.39 {lBP} - Mofra weaves through the congestion.
1 : 5.45 {lBP} - Handpass to space. Tonga Bob runs onto it.
1 : 5.48 {lBP} - Tonga Bob bounces the ball.
1 : 5.54 {lBP} - He handpasses to Mofra
1 : 5.58 {rHBF} - A kick towards Snuffaluphagus territory.
1 : 6.04 {rHBF} - Great saving mark taken by GotTheGoodes
1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Now GotTheGoodes has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - Snuffaluphagus sews him up!.
1 : 6.22 {rHBF} - Snuffaluphagus threads his way through traffic.
1 : 6.25 {lHBF} - SBYM screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 6.29 {lHBF} - SBYM FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
1 : 6.33 {lHBF} - The ball is now with SBYM.
1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Good bump as SBYM kicks - enough that the ball sprays over the boundary.
1 : 6.45 {rHFF} - Now jackster83 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.55 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Ant Bear.
1 : 7 {rW} - GremioPower runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 7 {rW} - Quick hands to spookism.
1 : 7.04 {rW} - OOOOOOOooohh... Agent93 has poleaxed spookism.
1 : 7.08 {C} - spudmaster has a paddock.
1 : 7.14 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
1 : 7.2 {C} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.3.9

1 : 7.28 {FB} - Now sataris has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.33 {FB} - Long handpass to the running Ant Bear.
1 : 7.39 {lBP} - Hands it off to Power Raid.
1 : 7.47 {CHB} - The kick seeks out Kennedy Parker.
1 : 7.51 {CHB} - Purple7x08_24 is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 7.55 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 has it.
1 : 7.57 - <<< KinderSmock is coming on to replace RPCB >>>
1 : 8.07 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 bounces the ball.
1 : 8.2 {CHF} - An underground handpass to pantskyle.
1 : 8.22 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Tonga Bob.
1 : 8.28 {FF} - The Filth Wizard presents.
1 : 8.33 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 8.38 {lBP} - So Power Raid ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 8.43 {rHBF} - A long pass towards TheDarkDwarf.
1 : 8.47 {rHBF} - CursingFijian gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 8.53 {lHFF} - CursingFijian to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.57 {lHFF} - CursingFijian tries to 'find touch' ... but fails! Out on the full.
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf looks downfield.
1 : 9.07 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf isn't just seeing stars after that clash with CursingFijian. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 9.11 {lHFF} - CursingFijian with all the time in the world.
1 : 9.18 {rFP} - Pumps it long for Piggy Smalls.
1 : 9.22 {rFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Power Raid.
1 : 9.28 {lBP} - Taking the ball is Power Raid.
1 : 9.32 {CHB} - Sees Kennedy Parker ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 9.38 {CHB} - Purple7x08_24 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.42 {CHB} - Now Kennedy Parker has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.46 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 9.53 {rHBF} - He transfers play using TheDarkDwarf
1 : 9.56 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 10.03 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by BloodySwan on FootyGuy13.
1 : 10.11 {lHBF} - BloodySwan slowing down the play.
1 : 10.18 {C} - He looks for Grav.
1 : 10.22 {C} - Too long for Grav and spudmaster marks.
1 : 10.28 {C} - Running with the ball is spudmaster.
1 : 10.32 {C} - Tonga Bob receives his handpass.
1 : 10.38 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
1 : 10.42 {rHFF} - BloodySwan drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 10.46 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 10.52 {CHF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 10.56 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - With the ball is Purple7x08_24.
1 : 11.07 {CHF} - High tackle seen by the umpire.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 11.17 {CHB} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 11.21 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.27 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 11.32 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.4.10
 
1 : 11.42 {FB} - Power Raid signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 11.46 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf calls for it.
1 : 11.52 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf and CursingFijian both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 11.56 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf has a paddock.
1 : 12.03 {C} - A measured kick in the direction of Grav.
1 : 12.07 {C} - The ball spills free.
1 : 12.11 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory dances around Firestarter.
1 : 12.17 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.21 {CHF} - Kennedy Parker comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 12.27 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf is now off and running.
1 : 12.31 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Kennedy Parker.
1 : 12.36 {CHB} - Shocking kick and Purple7x08_24 will take the mark.
1 : 12.41 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Purple7x08_24 wins possession.
1 : 12.46 {CHF} - Hands it off to Dinsdale.
1 : 12.52 {CHF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
1 : 12.56 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.02 {CHB} - Ant Bear on the end of this.
1 : 13.07 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to BloodySwan.
1 : 13.1 {C} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 13.17 {C} - Grav spills the mark.
1 : 13.21 {C} - Grav picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 13.27 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to GremioPower.
1 : 13.31 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to jackster83.
1 : 13.37 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running Ant Bear.
1 : 13.41 {lFP} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 13.46 {lFP} - Dominic03 at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 13.52 {lFP} - Dominic03 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 13.56 {lFP} - Dominic03 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 14.02 {lFP} - Dominic03 sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 14.06 {lFP} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.4.10

1 : 14.1 {C} - pantskyle wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 14.21 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 14.26 {CHF} - A worm burner to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 14.31 {CHF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Kennedy Parker.
1 : 14.35 {CHB} - The bounce favours Kennedy Parker and he is off and running.
1 : 14.41 {CHB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 14.45 {lHFF} - CursingFijian looks downfield.
1 : 14.52 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to FootyGuy13.
1 : 14.58 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 15.02 {FF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 15.06 {FB} - sataris signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 15.1 {FB} - A quick handpass to ant555.
1 : 15.16 {FB} - ant555 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.21 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to GremioPower.
1 : 15.26 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by Tonga Bob on GremioPower
1 : 15.31 {CHF} - Purple7x08_24 takes off.
1 : 15.35 {CHF} - Flicks it to Tonga Bob.
1 : 15.41 {CHF} - Quick hands to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 15.45 {lFP} - Handpass to space. Reginald Perrin runs onto it.
1 : 15.51 {lFP} - Crunching tackle by KinderSmock.
1 : 15.55 {rBP} - The bounce favours KinderSmock and he is off and running.
1 : 16 {rBP} - He involves Ant Bear in the play.
1 : 16.06 {lBP} - Power Raid screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 16.1 {lBP} - Piggy Smalls reads the kick best and marks well in front of Power Raid.
1 : 16.16 {lFP} - Reginald Perrin streaming down the ground.
1 : 16.2 {lFP} - Reginald Perrin opens up the goalface.
1 : 16.27 {lFP} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.5.11

1 : 16.34 {FB} - Now Power Raid has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.4 {rBP} - A long looping handpass to KinderSmock.
1 : 16.45 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to sataris.
1 : 16.51 {FB} - sataris just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
1 : 16.59 {FF} - A quick snap from The Filth Wizard.
1 : 17.06 {FF} - Straight through the centre.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 2.5.17
 

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