Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 6 - Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne

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philreich said:
AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
Rich (BB code): 
GCR SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GCR               4    1        6    4        9    5        14   6    90      
CIW               1    4        7    6        12   8        15   8    98      
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Memphis     0  4  1  0  1  0  3  0  0   10  Dinsdale     0  4  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   24
Cadsky      0  5  2  2  0  1  1  0  0   23  Purple7x08   0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
GreyCrow    6  9  0  6  2  4  0  2  0   69  Reginald P   0  8  2  4  0  1  1  1  0   42
gouki88     0  2  3  2  0  1  1  0  0   17  spudmaster   0  6  3  7  0  2  0  0  0   43
Camros2     0  8  5  7  0  0  0  0  0   53  pantskyle    7  8  1  5  0  1  0  0  0   45
Brenton Da  0  12 8  13 1  0  3  0  0   81  Volbeat      0  5  5  2  2  1  2  0  0   37
krakouers   0  13 4  11 0  0  2  0  0   67  FootyGuy13   0  12 5  13 0  0  0  0  0   77
CakeEater   0  9  7  13 1  1  0  0  0   79  zackah       0  9  3  8  1  0  4  0  0   44
MrPremiers  0  9  4  5  1  0  2  0  0   47  toxic        0  5  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   28
Golumless   0  9  3  9  1  0  1  1  1   62  Agent93      0  10 4  7  0  0  2  3  2   70
brahj       0  3  5  14 1  1  0  0  0   57  TheInjuryF   0  4  3  9  2  3  1  1  0   53
hotchilli   0  8  2  6  2  3  0  0  1   54  Freofalcon   0  7  6  7  2  1  4  1  0   56
SarahSmile  0  3  0  0  1  0  1  1  2   18  Piggy Smal   0  2  1  3  0  1  0  1  1   23
grumblegut  0  6  1  0  1  0  1  5  1   53  The Filth    0  6  1  0  0  0  1  3  3   39
Smartys Po  0  2  1  1  2  0  1  2  0   28  TubbsFarqu   0  4  0  0  0  1  0  4  0   37
Lomas       2  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   23  Mesc         9  8  0  8  0  3  1  1  0   55
Ulahoopski  0  3  0  6  6  2  4  0  1   36  Tonga Bob    0  15 0  5  8  6  0  0  2   95
nahnah      0  12 1  7  3  3  3  2  0   71  Mofra        0  6  0  5  7  7  2  0  0   57
Bianconeri  2  6  0  2  1  1  2  1  0   29  SBYM         0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Membling    0  5  4  3  2  2  2  0  0   37  Ocha905      0  9  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   65

Rich (BB code): 
            GCR   CIW
Hitouts   : 10   16
Kicks     : 131  135
Marks     : 53   50
Handballs : 110  103
Tackles   : 26   23
Frees For : 19   27
Frees Ag. : 27   19
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 4    5
Inside50  : 21   20
Goals     : 14   15
Behinds   : 6    8

GOAL BY GOAL :
Rich (BB code): 
First Quarter :
.55 - Goal to Bianconeri (GCR) - GCR by 6 point(s).
7.04 - Behind to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - GCR by 5 point(s).
7.2 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 4 point(s).
7.41 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - GCR by 3 point(s).
8.06 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 2 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - GCR by 8 point(s).
15.33 - Behind to Golumless (GCR) - GCR by 9 point(s).
19.21 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 15 point(s).
20.4 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - GCR by 9 point(s).
23 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - GCR by 15 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.06 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - GCR by 9 point(s).
1.45 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 3 point(s).
3.46 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 3 point(s).
6 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
9.59 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - CIW by 3 point(s).
10.51 - Behind to SarahSmiles (GCR) - CIW by 2 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 4 point(s).
13.37 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 3 point(s).
15.38 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 3 point(s).
19.05 - Behind to Ulahoopski (GCR) - CIW by 2 point(s).
19.38 - Behind to SarahSmiles (GCR) - CIW by 1 point(s).
22.55 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
23.24 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.46 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 9 point(s).
1.4 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
2.57 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
9.09 - Goal to Mesc (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
9.42 - Behind to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 28 point(s).
10.46 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 34 point(s).
17.45 - Goal to nahnah (GCR) - CIW by 28 point(s).
18.52 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 34 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to SarahSmiles (GCR) - CIW by 28 point(s).
22.33 - Behind to hotchilli (GCR) - CIW by 27 point(s).
24.38 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - CIW by 21 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.59 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
4.29 - Goal to nahnah (GCR) - CIW by 21 point(s).
8.36 - Goal to Smartys Power (GCR) - CIW by 15 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to Smartys Power (GCR) - CIW by 9 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
16.12 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
20.11 - Goal to Golumless (GCR) - CIW by 15 point(s).
21.19 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - CIW by 9 point(s).
22.16 - Behind to grumbleguts (GCR) - CIW by 8 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :
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GCR
Memphis              0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadsky               0 (On) Total : 100%
Ulahoopski           0 (On) 7.05 (Off) 38.45 (On) Total : 68%
Lomas                0 (On) 25.3 (Off) 94.17 (On) Total : 31%
Camros2              0 (On) Total : 100%
MrPremiership        0 (On) Total : 100%
krakouers            0 (On) Total : 100%
CakeEater            0 (On) Total : 100%
Brenton Davy         0 (On) Total : 100%
nahnah               0 (On) 11.27 (Off) 13.08 (On) Total : 98%
gouki88              0 (On) 6.58 (Off) 7.05 (On) Total : 99%
Bianconeri           0 (On) 66.38 (Off) 77.01 (On) 94.17 (Off) Total : 83%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
grumbleguts          0 (On) Total : 100%
Smartys Power        0 (On) Total : 100%
GreyCrow             0 (On) 77.01 (Off) 81.43 (On) Total : 95%
Membling             0 (On) 14.02 (Off) 25.3 (On) 81.43 (Off) Total : 70%
hotchilli            0 (On) 13.08 (Off) 14.02 (On) 38.45 (Off) 66.38 (On) Total : 71%
Golumless            0 (Off) 11.27 (On) Total : 87%
brahj                0 (Off) 6.58 (On) Total : 92%

CIW
toxic                0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
SBYM                 0 (On) 61.19 (Off) Total : 61%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) 62.36 (Off) 94.42 (On) Total : 68%
Volbeat              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) 94.42 (Off) Total : 94%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) 75 (Off) 61.19 (On) Total : 113%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) 30.31 (Off) 62.36 (On) Total : 68%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) 25.18 (Off) 75 (On) Total : 50%
Mofra                0 (Off) 25.18 (On) Total : 74%
Mesc                 0 (Off) 30.31 (On) Total : 69%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :
  • Toe to toe throughout, not much between Agent93 and Brenton Davy - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 51m from 48 to 99.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, MrPremiership beat Agent93 today - but not by much. - 33m from 7 to 40.
  • In a solid performance, Bianconeri won the bout with Mesc. - 15m from 78 to 93.
  • In a solid performance, I'm not sure that what spudmaster did to Bianconeri should be entirely legal. - 65m from 0 to 65.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between brahj and pantskyle - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 34m from 64 to 98.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, FootyGuy13 beat Brenton Davy today - but not by much. - 46m from 0 to 46.
  • In a solid performance, The Filth Wizard had Cadsky's measure. - 56m from 6 to 62.
  • In an enthralling contest, CakeEater came out tops over the brave zackah. - 91m from 9 to 100.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Camros2 had the better game against Reginald Perrin - although there was very little in it. - 44m from 2 to 46.
  • In quite a tussle, TheInjuryFactory was slightly more polished than Camros2. - 47m from 52 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, brahj did well against Dinsdale. - 47m from 9 to 56.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Dinsdale was slightly more polished than Smartys Power. - 0m from 98 to 98.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that MrPremiership had the better game against FootyGuy13 - although there was very little in it. - 47m from 48 to 95.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that gouki88 had the better game against Freofalcon - although there was very little in it. - 31m from 68 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Freofalcon and Lomas were hard to separate - though Freofalcon was slightly more effective. - 18m from 7 to 25.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Membling and Freofalcon were well-matched - there was no victor. - 37m from 26 to 63.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Golumless and Volbeat were hard to separate - though Golumless was slightly more effective. - 88m from 11 to 99.
  • While not all all one-way, GreyCrow was slightly more polished than Mesc. - 69m from 31 to 100.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that pantskyle had the better game against GreyCrow - although there was very little in it. - 28m from 0 to 28.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, GreyCrow and Piggy Smalls were hard to separate - though GreyCrow was slightly more effective. - 0m from 92 to 92.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, hotchilli did well against spudmaster. - 28m from 69 to 97.
  • Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, krakouers either broke even with toxic or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 9m from 89 to 98.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, Lomas massacred Mesc. - 4m from 95 to 99.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Piggy Smalls and Membling were evenly matched. - 0m from 70 to 70.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Membling and Tonga Bob were well-matched - there was no victor. - 11m from 2 to 13.
  • In a bit of an exhibition, TubbsFarquhar massacred Memphis. - 84m from 7 to 91.
  • While not all all one-way, Mofra did very well against nahnah. - 73m from 27 to 100.
  • In an enthralling contest, Ocha905 came out tops over the brave krakouers. - 85m from 2 to 87.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Piggy Smalls had the better of gouki88. - 55m from 7 to 62.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Piggy Smalls had Ulahoopski's measure. - 0m from 7 to 7.
  • In what became a bit of a clinic, grumbleguts gave Purple7x08_24 a bath. - 85m from 12 to 97.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Reginald Perrin and SarahSmiles were evenly matched. - 28m from 69 to 97.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, SBYM was easily the winner in the clash with SarahSmiles. - 23m from 22 to 45.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, Smartys Power gave toxic a lesson. - 64m from 22 to 86.
  • While both players struggled to make an impact, hotchilli came out tops over the brave TheInjuryFactory. - 12m from 0 to 12.
  • While both players struggled to make an impact, TheInjuryFactory was slightly more polished than nahnah. - 11m from 13 to 24.
  • In a bit of an exhibition, Tonga Bob was way too good for hotchilli. - 20m from 14 to 34.
  • While not all all one-way, Ulahoopski came out tops over the brave Tonga Bob. - 58m from 40 to 98.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, Volbeat gave nahnah a bath. - 11m from 0 to 11.
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Thank you for posting, phil
 

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Thank you Warriors for the week
We won Smartys Power ”morally”
 
Ok, if you insist. I guess I'll tell it now.

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The Smartest Man In The F'N Q

Once upon a time, in the beautiful region of Far North Queensland in Australia, there lived a man named "Ethan" (Did lol, this was literally the name it spat out so it can't be terribly familiar with FNQ. I would have said Kai or Raf, or Lleyton or something) who was known throughout the land as the smartest man in the region. Ethan possessed an extraordinary mind and an insatiable thirst for knowledge being a bit of a dickhead apparently.

From a young age, Ethan stood out among his peers. He devoured books, absorbed information, and effortlessly grasped complex concepts, just ask him. His intelligence surpassed that of his teachers, (which was not a challenging task in FNQ, as they were most likely his parents or an older sibling) who were in awe of his quick thinking and sharp intellect. As he grew older, his reputation as the smartest man in Far North Queensland continued to spread, as did tales of his uncommon humility.

Ethan's brilliance was not limited to academics alone. He possessed a wide range of skills and a knack for finding innovative solutions to everyday problems. Whether it was fixing machinery or designing intricate structures for depriving captives’ of their liberties in his soundproof and escape-proof car boot, there seemed to be no challenge too great for him. People often sought his advice and expertise according to him, confident that he would come up with the most ingenious solutions.

One sunny day, a severe drought struck the region, leaving the townspeople in despair. Rivers dried up, crops withered, and livestock thirsted for water. Panic spread throughout the land as the livelihoods of the residents were threatened.

Word of the crisis reached Ethan's ears, and he couldn't ignore the plight of his fellow villagers. Deeply concerned, he called someone in India to complain about it. He tested the Indian man’s honesty (and knowledge of Far North Queensland) and was left underwhelmed, forcing him to ponder on possible solutions to this dire situation. After days of research and brainstorming, an idea sparked in his mind.

Ethan proposed a revolutionary method of water conservation that combined traditional knowledge with modern technology. He devised a system to collect rainwater by implementing vast networks of underground storage tanks, to be filled by being a campaigner to strangers on BigFooty and trying to make them cry for their tears. These tanks would capture and store the precious rainwater tears during the wet SFA season, thus ensuring a continued water supply during the drought.

Ethan rallied the community, sharing his innovative idea and explaining how this system could potentially resolve the water crisis. Inspired by his infectious obnoxious enthusiasm and confidence, the villagers threw themselves into action. Together, they constructed the intricate network of underground tanks, tirelessly working day in and day out under Ethan's guidance.

Months later, when the first drops of rain finally fell from the heavens, the underground storage tanks filled up, much to the joy and relief of the entire community. Thanks to the vision and intellect of Ethan, the people of Far North Queensland were able to survive the drought without enduring extreme hardships like having to drink Tooheys.

Ethan's reputation soared even higher after this extraordinary feat because he told everyone about how good he was. He became a symbol of hope and a role model for aspiring minds in the region, apparently. People from far and wide flocked to witness his brilliance firsthand and learn from his innovative thinking which he bragged about to random strangers on BigFooty for street cred.

From that day forward, Ethan continued to apply his intellect to solve various challenges faced by the SFA community. He worked boasted tirelessly, dedicating his time to bignoting himself as opposed to making Far North Queensland a better place for all it's residents and yet his neighbours loved him, according to him.

And so, the legend of the smartest man in Far North Queensland persisted, reminding people of the incredible power of intelligence, creativity, and empathy in transforming lives for the better. Which of course would be best spent being a knob to people and talking yourself up on a chat based sub forum of a football message board on the Internet.

FIN
 
philreich said:
3 : 19.5 {rFP} - SarahSmiles opens up the goalface.
3 : 19.54 {rFP} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Gold City Royals FFC : 8.4.52
Coney Island Warriors : 12.8.80
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How about that goal? Is it tonight yet?
 
philreich said:
In some parts of the world, it's still yesterday........
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Yes, and it was yesterday here, yesterday, except it was today then, and yesterday was the other day.
 
Well that sucks. Another week, another loss. At least i kept The Filth Wizard to 3 goals. Thats a win.

Thanks for the week Wazzas and good luck for the rest of the season.
 

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philreich said:
Are you one of the writers for Yes Minister?
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Given the colourful language, I would have thought more likely writes for Capaldi's character in 'The Thick Of It'
 
Oh dear, one of those seasons... Thanks for the week Warriors!
 
philreich said:
Are you one of the writers for Yes Minister?
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Sorry, only just saw this now. No, I did write a show though, many years ago for local radio in Ballarat (Note: I have never lived in or near Ballarat) It had stellar lines in it like:

"Superintendent?"
"I'm sorry men, I cannot see you right now."
"Well... turn around sir."
"Ah yes much better, now I can see you. Join us in a cup of tea?"
"Not sure we'd fit sir."
"Very good, would you like a cup of tea then."
"Certainly."
"How do you have it."
"Milk but no sugar."
"Damn, we're out of sugar. You you like it with no honey instead?"
 
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