Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 7 - Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park

[spudmaster]

Yay the Wazzas!

Thanks for the fun week, Furies and all the very best for the rest of season36. Keep an eye on my bestie NaturalDisaster.

Thankyou for posting Wosh - much appreciated. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

Only the sim can stop us this season fellas, Wooooooo!

 

[spudmaster]

I really can’t believe it’s taken me two seasons to do that.

*turns off Lorde and puts on seminal 1979 classic movie

I wasn't sure if you were being a wise-ass of whether you had Sunday brain.
You kicked half a dozen so you can call us whatever you like so long as you keep doing your thing.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I wasn't sure if you were being a wise-ass of whether you had Sunday brain.
You kicked half a dozen so you can call us whatever you like so long as you keep doing your thing.

Just been running around a park with my kid, definitely Sunday brain

 

[James Colorado]

Well, well, well, this is what leadership looks like, Furies. Once again I sleep in nice and late, miss the game, and that horrible winning feeling from last week is replaced by the sweet sting of a vigorous spanking. By the end of the season, that'll be a wooden spoon cracking over our lazy asses.

Congratulations on the win, Warriors, and all the best for the rest of the season! That was a great week, with quality posting from everyone who got involved; we look forward to the next time

Thank you for posting, Wosh

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Thanks for the week Warriors, unlucky to come away with the win, but chin up.

Well done Furies, starting to hit our straps now.

Benching myself for the 2nd consecutive week is proving to be a masterstroke

 

[Tonga Bob]

WOO - and I cannot stress this highly enough - HOO! If it means a 10 goal win you can put my arse in a back pocket every single time!

Thanks for stopping by Furies, you are an enjoyable bunch. Even NaturalDisaster (hope you find your dick one day). All the best to you and yours.

Wosh you are as generous with your time as you are with the other stuff that isn’t time-related. I like the cut of your jib.

Hey Wazzas, you know what’s awesome? You are! STEPtember ain’t got sh*t on us cos we’re on the march!!

 

[omgfridge]

Well, well, well, this is what leadership looks like, Furies. Once again I sleep in nice and late, miss the game, and that horrible winning feeling from last week is replaced by the sweet sting of a vigorous spanking. By the end of the season, that'll be a wooden spoon cracking over our lazy asses.

Congratulations on the win, Warriors, and all the best for the rest of the season! That was a great week, with quality posting from everyone who got involved; we look forward to the next time

Thank you for posting, Wosh

Youre up early. Glad to wake up to a truly pathetic effort from the team. Proud of the team.

Fun week Wazzas!

 

[omgfridge]

97 hours? Seems low.

I stuffed up act 1 by murdering an entire town without doing all the quests so missed a fair bit of content that ill replay on next playthrough. Other than that, tried to do everything.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I'm rather enjoying this winning thing.

 

[CursingFijian]

Well that was immensely satisfying.

Thanks for the week Furies! Hope you can rediscover your winning ways next week.

Cheers Wosh! You forgot to tag the water boy though.

 

[Agent93]

I haven't seen Jurassic Park/World, Star Wars or LotR.

But I have seen this...

'Horrific' - Portugal star red-carded for Kung-Fu kick against Wales

Portugal star Vincent Pinto was red-carded for his kick to the face of Wales winger Josh Adams in the World Cup Pool C clash on Saturday.

www.planetrugby.com

I think the go to theme there would be Carl Douglas rather than John Williams.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Are you Clarko?

Watch: Alastair Clarkson left red-faced after letting embarrassing gaffe slip

The room erupted in laughter when the master coach realised the three words he had just uttered.

7news.com.au

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Back to regular programming Furies, a truly woeful, uninspired performance. I’m proud.

Onya Wazza’s, all the best in pursuit of that ever elusive first flag.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

#thestreak rolls on.

Thanks for the week Furies. You're a lovable group of rogues. Hopefully the sim treats you kindly from here out.

Thanks also to Wosh for hosting. Kinda feel bad it wasn't eventful but not really.

Something special is brewing Wazza's. Where's Ross the boss at?

Here we go!! #thestreak

Cheers for the week Furies, the algorithm's done you dirty having seen you up close. Better off without those old Fury Boys I reckon.

Best for the spoon, if manifestation was fact, you can hang it from your club room walls today.

Cheers for posting Wosh, another textbook performance by you.

Wazzas, the tattoos are back on boys.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Thanks for the week Warriors, unlucky to come away with the win, but chin up.

Well done Furies, starting to hit our straps now.

Benching myself for the 2nd consecutive week is proving to be a masterstroke

1 hitout, and most probably not to advantage. LG masterclass.

 

[Dinsdale]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: <none>

YEAH, dont watch us

 

[Dinsdale]

1 : 1.28 {C} - pantskyle gets the ball down.
1 : 2.13 {C} - zackah takes off.
1 : 2.13 {rW} - FootyGuy13 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 2.13 {rW} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 2.13 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.13 {CHF} - He tries to find Reginald Perrin with a chip pass.
1 : 2.13 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 2.13 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.13 {lFP} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 2.13 {lFP} - TubbsFarquhar can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 2.15 {rBP} - Silky23 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 2.19 {FB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 2.24 {FB} - What a shocking kick - straight to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 2.28 {FF} - A bit of space for The Filth Wizard to utilise.
1 : 2.31 {FF} - Dodgy handpass - and he's penalised.
1 : 2.35 {rBP} - Silky23 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.4 {lHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 2.44 {lHBF} - Over the head of SplintWhisky.
1 : 2.48 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is SplintWhisky.
1 : 2.52 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to NaturalDisaster.
1 : 2.56 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to SplintWhisky.
1 : 3.01 {C} - A measured kick in the direction of crazywildhorse.
1 : 3.05 {C} - zackah must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.


Super glue

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its why he cant keep his hand off it

 

[Mesc]

Well I woke up for night shift feeling real flat , saw The Wazza’s performance and now have a well oiled spring in my step . Cheers to all involved in making my upcoming night of work that little bit better !

 

[Dinsdale]

Thanks Wosh for your time today, a win with cupcakes is always nice.

the game from my POV:

2 : 4.33 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Dinsdale.
2 : 4.37 {CHB} - Feraligatr sews him up!.

free kick to me Feraligatr

2 : 9.34 {CHB} - Dinsdale makes an offer.
2 : 9.38 {CHB} - In the right place at the right time is Dinsdale who marks.
2 : 9.42 {CHB} - Dinsdale takes off.

gotcha Feraligatr

2 : 10.15 {CHB} - Handballs to Dinsdale.
2 : 10.19 {CHB} - Dinsdale is crunched in a tackle.

you got me Feraligatr

2 : 23.45 {CHF} - Feraligatr trying to offer a lead.
2 : 23.49 {CHF} - But straight to Dinsdale.
2 : 23.53 {CHB} - Dinsdale has a paddock.
2 : 23.57 {CHB} - Could be deliberate? yes indeed says the umpire.

what the hell, are you foloowing me Feraligatr ?

3 : 24.1 {CHF} - Spoilt by Dinsdale.
3 : 24.14 {CHF} - Feraligatr sizes the options in front of him.

him, her, betty , danny.

4 : 8.18 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Feraligatr.
4 : 8.24 {CHF} - Dinsdale might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Feraligatr. Play on is the call.

Feraligatr deserved it after all the niggle

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Feraligatr did well against Dinsdale. - 91m from 1 to 92.

I'm happy being tagged in defence

 

[ShaunDuggan]

1 hitout, and most probably not to advantage. LG masterclass.

Spudding it up at FF.

Never wanted All SFA anyway.

 

[Feraligatr]

Thanks Wosh for your time today, a win with cupcakes is always nice.

the game from my POV:


free kick to me Feraligatr

gotcha Feraligatr

you got me Feraligatr

what the hell, are you foloowing me Feraligatr ?

him, her, betty , danny.

Feraligatr deserved it after all the niggle


I'm happy being tagged in defence

I just didn't know how to tell you that I've got a raging crush on you so I showed you the only way I know how

 

[Freofalcon]

I just didn't know how to tell you that I've got a raging crush on you so I showed you the only way I know how

Hey Dinsdale

 

[Dinsdale]

Hey Dinsdale

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Ditto, I have a crush on me too

 

[Freofalcon]

Ditto, I have a crush on me too

grumbleguts can relate to that.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ditto, I have a crush on me too

grumbleguts can relate to that.

Dinsdale has a crush on guts? I know he's got a beer belly but dayum!