Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[Phar Ace]

Let me help you up off the ground TheInjuryFactory

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

2 tackles and two goals.
Feels like old days

 

[Mooch]

Thanks for the entertaining week Warriors. Easing into the new season with a quality opponent is always a pleasure.

And thanks to Phil for the chocolate milk and hard boiled eggs at half time.

 

[Mobbs]

Well done spudmaster stronger game than me today.

Same goes for Stokey

• Neither having much reason to brag, spudmaster had the better of Mobbs. - 0m from 14 to 14.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Stokey came out tops over the brave Mobbs. - 36m from 62 to 98.

 

[tigs2010]

Looks like I'll be fighting you all season Ocha905 for most sucked off by the umps

 

[Mobbs]

2 tackles and two goals.
Feels like old days

Solid stats tho! But it was Phar Ace and Pure Grunt who controlled the midfield. And Aristotle Pickett 5 goals straight ! Not a bad return <3

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

 

[spudmaster]

Well done spudmaster stronger game than me today.

Same goes for Stokey

• Neither having much reason to brag, spudmaster had the better of Mobbs. - 0m from 14 to 14.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Stokey came out tops over the brave Mobbs. - 36m from 62 to 98.

You held your own keeping yours truly to a solitary goal mate. I just clocked up a few more meters running to the bar and back during the quarters.

 

[tigs2010]

• In a solid performance, tigs2010 exposed pantskyle's frailties. - 40m from 0 to 40.

This tickles my cockles.

 

[Ocha905]

Too good Roys! Rumours of your demise had been greatly exaggerated. Thanks for a cracking week and good luck for the rest of the season (when you're not playing us ofc).

To the Wazza fraternity, let's do better next time ay. That would be nice!

 

[Zevon]

The old DERRINALPHIL tigs2010 duo in the middle is unstoppable without Zevon ballsing everything up in there. Flag chances? Probable

Weird way to spell Zevon

This obsession you have with me is getting really unhealthy.

Then again, my old team won without me today. My new team lost with me.

Coincidence though, I’m sure of it.

 

[Ocha905]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ROY               2    5        7    6        12   10       14   11   95      
CIW               2    2        5    2        8    2        11   7    73      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mobbs       0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Ocha905      0  8  1  3  2  4  0  0  0   45
TheGoatBar  0  5  2  5  1  0  1  0  1   33  Mesc         0  6  6  5  1  0  0  0  0   50
windyhill   0  4  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  Paracleet    0  4  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   30
Ed_Gein     0  7  7  2  0  1  2  0  0   41  Freofalcon   0  6  6  6  2  1  1  0  0   54
MrsEddieBe  0  8  5  7  1  1  0  0  0   58  Dinsdale     0  10 3  3  0  0  0  0  0   45
judge judy  0  4  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   24  Purple7x08   0  7  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   44
3KZ is Foo  0  12 8  6  1  0  1  0  0   73  TheInjuryF   0  14 4  7  1  0  3  0  1   64
Pure Grunt  0  12 5  13 1  0  0  0  1   82  Mofra        0  7  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   36
Phar Ace    0  11 6  10 2  2  0  0  0   81  FootyGuy13   0  7  8  10 3  0  1  0  0   74
SpecialBru  0  5  3  2  0  0  1  1  0   31  Raveneyes    0  5  1  4  0  0  0  0  1   27
_Mike_      0  5  5  4  0  0  0  1  0   44  spudmaster   0  3  3  5  1  1  1  1  0   36
fitzroybow  0  6  4  10 2  0  1  2  0   67  Reginald P   0  9  8  7  0  1  1  1  1   70
Dicky Fitz  0  3  1  0  1  0  0  0  3   19  zackah       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
Mooch       0  7  0  0  2  0  0  3  4   51  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
Aristotle   0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  Stokey       0  2  0  0  0  1  0  2  0   19
Eat Fresh   0  1  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    5  toxic        0  2  0  2  0  0  1  0  0    7
tigs2010    0  10 0  10 4  4  1  0  1   68  TubbsFarqu   0  3  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   14
royboy2     0  8  0  10 1  3  1  1  1   55  pantskyle    0  9  0  2  4  1  1  1  2   53
DERRINALPH  11 8  0  7  0  2  1  1  0   54  Tonga Bob    10 7  0  5  1  1  0  3  0   64
JackNah_8   0  2  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  Piggy Smal   0  4  0  3  1  0  2  0  0   16

            ROY   CIW
Hitouts   : 11   10
Kicks     : 125  118
Marks     : 51   49
Handballs : 94   80
Tackles   : 16   17
Frees For : 13   10
Frees Ag. : 10   13
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 5    7
Inside50  : 17   19
Goals     : 14   11
Behinds   : 11   7

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
8.04 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
9.11 - Behind to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 7 point(s).
9.53 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 13 point(s).
10.46 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - CIW by 12 point(s).
11.27 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - CIW by 11 point(s).
12.27 - Behind to tigs2010 (ROY) - CIW by 10 point(s).
13.02 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - CIW by 4 point(s).
15.45 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 5 point(s).
17.34 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - CIW by 4 point(s).
19.46 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - CIW by 3 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 3 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.03 - Goal to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 9 point(s).
4.41 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
6.06 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 21 point(s).
11.36 - Goal to Stokey (CIW) - ROY by 15 point(s).
18.13 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
18.59 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 28 point(s).
22.41 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 22 point(s).
23.47 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 16 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.13 - Goal to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
3.27 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - ROY by 16 point(s).
4.23 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
8 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 29 point(s).
10.56 - Goal to spudmaster (CIW) - ROY by 23 point(s).
12.46 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - ROY by 17 point(s).
13.56 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).
15.39 - Behind to Pure Grunt (ROY) - ROY by 24 point(s).
19.09 - Goal to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 30 point(s).
23.39 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 31 point(s).
24.27 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 32 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.59 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ROY by 38 point(s).
2.48 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - ROY by 32 point(s).
4.27 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - ROY by 31 point(s).
4.58 - Goal to Stokey (CIW) - ROY by 25 point(s).
7.47 - Behind to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - ROY by 24 point(s).
8.43 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - ROY by 23 point(s).
10.01 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 17 point(s).
17.38 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 18 point(s).
18.19 - Goal to Aristotle Pickett (ROY) - ROY by 24 point(s).
23.37 - Rushed behind to CIW - ROY by 23 point(s).
24.57 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - ROY by 22 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Eat Fresh            0 (On) 49.16 (Off) 91 (On) Total : 58%
JackNah_8            0 (On) 23.49 (Off) 49.16 (On) 58.16 (Off) 76.09 (On) 81.02 (Off) Total : 38%
windyhill            0 (On) 76.09 (Off) 81.02 (On) Total : 95%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) 20.5 (Off) 58.16 (On) Total : 62%
judge judy           0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Pure Grunt           0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) Total : 100%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) 15.21 (Off) 23.49 (On) Total : 91%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) 91 (Off) Total : 91%
tigs2010             0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (Off) 15.21 (On) Total : 83%
MrsEddieBetts        0 (Off) 20.5 (On) Total : 78%

CIW
toxic                0 (On) 2.25 (Off) 42.49 (On) 53.44 (Off) 56.02 (On) 63.15 (Off) 87.41 (On) Total : 33%
Mesc                 0 (On) Total : 100%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) 38.04 (Off) 40.1 (On) Total : 97%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) 56.02 (Off) Total : 56%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
Paracleet            0 (On) 51.28 (Off) 53.44 (On) Total : 97%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Stokey               0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) 87.41 (Off) Total : 87%
pantskyle            0 (On) 40.1 (Off) 55.48 (On) Total : 84%
Ocha905              0 (On) 55.48 (Off) 63.15 (On) Total : 92%
Raveneyes            0 (Off) 38.04 (On) 42.49 (Off) 51.28 (On) Total : 52%
Mofra                0 (Off) 2.25 (On) Total : 96%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While not all all one-way, FootyGuy13 had the better of 3KZ is Football. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Aristotle Pickett did a demolition job on Mofra. - 13m from 12 to 25.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, I'm not sure that what Aristotle Pickett did to Ocha905 should be entirely legal. - 25m from 68 to 93.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Aristotle Pickett massacred Piggy Smalls. - 0m from 51 to 51.
• In a resume-material performance, Tonga Bob was easily the winner in the clash with DERRINALPHIL. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DERRINALPHIL and toxic were evenly matched. - 2m from 88 to 90.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Paracleet beat Dicky Fitzwell today - but not by much. - 24m from 68 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Raveneyes had the better of Dicky Fitzwell. - 0m from 41 to 41.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dicky Fitzwell and toxic had an epic contest. - 0m from 43 to 43.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dicky Fitzwell did very well against TubbsFarquhar. - 9m from 11 to 20.
• Despite neither player having much impact, TheGoatBaron had Dinsdale's measure. - 12m from 0 to 12.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Dinsdale and Mike - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 70m from 28 to 98.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Stokey was slightly more polished than Eat Fresh. - 20m from 16 to 36.
• Neither having much reason to brag, toxic came out tops over the brave Eat Fresh. - 7m from 91 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Reginald Perrin had the better game against Ed_Gein - although there was very little in it. - 94m from 5 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, fitzroybowiedog was slightly more polished than Freofalcon. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While very slim pickings for both players, JackNah_8 came out tops over the brave The Filth Wizard. - 15m from 7 to 22.
• Neither having much reason to brag, zackah either broke even with JackNah_8 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 4m from 77 to 81.
• In an enthralling contest, Mesc had the better of Mooch. - 81m from 11 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, spudmaster had the better of Mobbs. - 0m from 14 to 14.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Stokey came out tops over the brave Mobbs. - 36m from 62 to 98.
• In a solid performance, Pure Grunt won the bout with Mofra. - 58m from 36 to 94.
• In quite a display, MrsEddieBetts won the bout with spudmaster. - 75m from 22 to 97.
• In an epic battle, royboy2 did well against Ocha905. - 54m from 0 to 54.
• While not all all one-way, pantskyle was slightly more polished than royboy2. - 43m from 56 to 99.
• In a solid performance, tigs2010 exposed pantskyle's frailties. - 40m from 0 to 40.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Paracleet did very well against judge judy. - 44m from 3 to 47.
• While not all all one-way, Phar Ace came out tops over the brave TheInjuryFactory. - 92m from 1 to 93.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Pure Grunt did well against Piggy Smalls. - 33m from 1 to 34.
• In a solid performance, Purple7x08_24 had SpecialBruce's measure. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, judge judy and Raveneyes were hard to separate - though judge judy was slightly more effective. - 39m from 60 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, TheGoatBaron and The Filth Wizard were hard to separate - though TheGoatBaron was slightly more effective. - 46m from 53 to 99.
• In quite a display, tigs2010 won the bout with TubbsFarquhar. - 59m from 40 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, windyhill won the bout with zackah. - 68m from 16 to 84.

Despite the grim reading cheers philreich for posting.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Welp. Seems our 20th season is looking like the previous 19 early doors. But a 23 point loss is better than the 38 point loss we were given last season, so we're improving. By this rate we'll win a round one game in season 39.

Thanks for hosting Roy, congrats on the zeros and ones liking you more. All the best to you and yours.

philreich it's a joy again having you commentate while we have our arses handed to us.

 

[tigs2010]

This obsession you have with me is getting really unhealthy.

Then again, my old team won without me today. My new team lost with me.

Coincidence though, I’m sure of it.

I don't think it's a coincidence when both happen. That's a pattern

 

[Phar Ace]

Solid stats tho! But it was Phar Ace and Pure Grunt who controlled the midfield. And Aristotle Pickett 5 goals straight ! Not a bad return <3

Go the Stotle!

 

[Zevon]

I don't think it's a coincidence when both happen. That's a pattern

Post your team campaigner

 

[Mobbs]

Awesome win Roys! very strong lineup we have. One win down, lets get a bunch more and then when our inevitable late season fadeout comes in, we might have enough collateral to sneak into the finals!

Bad luck Warriors, fought a good game but seemed a bit underdone. And s**t. Seemed a bit s**t! Nah, it's a good outfit you have there and it'll produce a number of W's this season.

Thanks to all the league staff who helped make the match happen, extra love for Elton Johns Wig who served up the ammunition!

Imo a really fun thread, and will be keen to cop another clash with the wazzas again this season if there is one!

But now, back to being a campaigner:

 

[Phar Ace]

This obsession you have with me is getting really unhealthy.

Then again, my old team won without me today. My new team lost with me.

Coincidence though, I’m sure of it.

Just a quirk of truth in there somewhere.....

 

[Ocha905]

Looks like I'll be fighting you all season Ocha905 for most sucked off by the umps

Tonga Bob 's little spoon award is the pinnacle award of Sweet so hands off Joel Selwood!

 

[Zevon]

I don't think it's a coincidence when both happen. That's a pattern

False. Two things need to happen to form a coincidence. If only one thing happened it would be an incidence.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[Phar Ace]

You are the big CHEESE!

 

[Mobbs]

This obsession you have with me is getting really unhealthy.

Then again, my old team won without me today. My new team lost with me.

Coincidence though, I’m sure of it.

Fair point actually!
View attachment dontcomeback.mp4

 

[Phar Ace]

False. Two things need to happen to form a coincidence. If only one thing happened it would be an incidence.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

That's probably more like an Ed Talk

 

[tigs2010]

Bad luck Warriors, fought a good game but seemed a bit underdone. And s**t. Seemed a bit s**t! Nah, it's a good outfit you have there and it'll produce a number of W's this season.

Friendly reminder to the Warriors that 0 is indeed a number.

 

[Zevon]

Just a quirk of truth in there somewhere.....

I always liked you Phar Ace
Not anymore!! Another one off the list