Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC at The Golden Throne

[Brick Loosener]

We need to stop talking about these minor leagues and focus on how much better the Gumbies are.

Gumbies would have slammed both those sides by ten goals even if half of us are just punching darts at half back

I need to move to half back.

 

[grumbleguts]

Jump?

My point exactly. I know my limitations, I can't jump from 12,000 m at 750 kkm/h.

 

[Cadsky]

Morning all. Actually it's almost midday, not sure where the morning went.

 

[grumbleguts]

Drinking his own bathwater.

Loved his set shot last night. Spot on form.

 

[grumbleguts]

Morning all. Actually it's almost midday, not sure where the morning went.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Loved his set shot last night. Spot on form.

I presume it was out on the full?

 

[GreyCrow]

I presume it was out on the full?

It was closer to the point post than the goal post - so close

 

[Cadsky]

This is clearly bs. Everyone knows the earth is flat!

 

[grumbleguts]

This is clearly bs. Everyone knows the earth is flat!

Then how do you explain the USA? If the earth was flat, people would have to live on the same side of the planet as the USA. Makes no sense.

 

[Cadsky]

Then how do you explain the USA? If the earth was flat, people would have to live on the same side of the planet as the USA. Makes no sense.

The US does not exist. Just a conspiracy made up by the government used only as scare tactics to justify inflation and higher taxes.

 

[grumbleguts]

The US does not exist. Just a conspiracy made up by the government used only as scare tactics to justify inflation and higher taxes.

Then how do you explain Adam Sandler movies? There aren't enough stupid people alive to make those movies profitable unless the US exists.

 

[Cadsky]

Then how do you explain Adam Sandler movies? There aren't enough stupid people alive to make those movies profitable unless the US exists.

Oh, AI has been around a lot longer than the government will let on.

 

[grumbleguts]

Oh, AI has been around a lot longer than the government will let on.

You mean AU? Artificial Unintelligence.

 

[Cadsky]

You mean AU? Artificial Unintelligence.

And that, my friends, is how you ended up with me as captain!

 

[grumbleguts]

And that, my friends, is how you ended up with me as captain!

No we ended up with you as captain, because you were the best option at the time.

*disclaimer - if a mother cockroach doesn't love it's young, no one will.

 

[Cadsky]

No we ended up with you as captain, because you were the best option at the time.

*disclaimer - if a mother cockroach doesn't love it's young, no one will.

Shhh. I'm trying to talk myself down here

 

[grumbleguts]

Shhh. I'm trying to talk myself down here

Did you read the disclaimer?

 

[Cadsky]

Did you read the disclaimer?

I did. I chose to ignore it

 

[Cadsky]

Zevon, what are the chances of a Royals/Swans double this weekend?

 

[Zevon]

Zevon, what are the chances of a Royals/Swans double this weekend?

I have already loaded up on a Royals loss into a Swans win with ZevonBet sorry mate

 

[Cadsky]

I have already loaded up on a Royals loss into a Swans win with ZevonBet sorry mate

Smart moves I reckon.

What's Brenton Davy paying to kick 5+ tomorrow?

 

[Zevon]

Smart moves I reckon.

What's Brenton Davy paying to kick 5+ tomorrow?

He was 1000-1 earlier in the week but we have seen a flurry of money for him, so you can only get $1.60 now.

 

[Cadsky]

He was 1000-1 earlier in the week but we have seen a flurry of money for him, so you can only get $1.60 now.

I'm putting all my money on Zevon to get 30+ disposals.

 

[grumbleguts]

I did. I chose to ignore it

I was helping you in your quest.

 

[GreyCrow]

I saw aye-aye getting a mention