Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 9 - Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

[TheGoatBaron]

I can't do IPL either. Think I watched a game or 2 in the first season and never again.

Not that it says much when I watch what I'm sure is a far inferior BBL

I like T/20 Cricket but the IPL is always on at an awkward time. Test Cricket is still king though

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

We stink out the Ritz on best and fairest nights.

Our bedtime routine could do with a lift though mate

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I like T/20 Cricket but the IPL is always on at an awkward time. Test Cricket is still king though

Yep spot on, good to see fresh legs

 

[Pure Grunt]

I need immodium on those things.

Do they have that for both ends?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Mobbs and fitzroybowiedog I reckon you hang up the boots campaigners. You are 5 seasons to late but at least you can then allow some growth you useless campaigners.

 

[Pugsley]

Do they have that for both ends?

Yes. Didn't get sick with it when on a cruise in rough seas.

 

[Pure Grunt]

Yes. Didn't get sick with it when on a cruise in rough seas.

Need a prescription. Got 6 days up at the Abrolhos in a couple of weeks time.
Makes good burley for fish’n though.

 

[Pugsley]

Need a prescription. Got 6 days up at the Abrolhos in a couple of weeks time.
Makes good burley for fish’n though.

That's true. It also gets rid of German tourists.

 

[Jabba73]

I hurt my quad at training… 1.5 weeks out from the season!

Not an auspicious start to your career at Baghdad, just sayin'

Just a bit of tightness I think! Nothing to worry about…

Leave it Pugsley, ffs

I’ll still collect my 2 disposals, 6 clangers, 0 tackles in round 1

Would be an improvement if you got that many, pretty sure.

 

[Jabba73]

Injuries blow, I’ve had 4 knee ops and 1 on my ankle. Knee is still no good.

One calf or Achilles injury away from "old man bingo".

Done just about everything else.

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs and fitzroybowiedog I reckon you hang up the boots campaigners. You are 5 seasons to late but at least you can then allow some growth you useless campaigners.

I only have one hook, if I hang my boots there, to where am I gonna move your testicles?

 

[Pugsley]

Not an auspicious start to your career at Baghdad, just sayin'


Leave it Pugsley, ffs


Would be an improvement if you got that many, pretty sure.

It flew over my head, Jab

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

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Aristotle Pickett

How did it come to this?

Not so long ago you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife.

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Snake Plissken was a sex symbol, whether he was playing for you guys …

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… or for us

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[dogs105]

I hurt my quad at training… 1.5 weeks out from the season!

Join the Wonders

 

[Pugsley]

Join the Wonders

That ship has sailed, my canine friend.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I only have one hook, if I hang my boots there, to where am I gonna move your testicles?

You’re gonna need a bigger hook.

So are you Skippering the Titanic again?? Talk about bereft.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Join the Wonders

Do you play with these s**t campaigners? Stacks up well with your Qareer.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Can’t bring yourself to say it, can you Mooch ?

Go ahead. We won’t bite.

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Old Mooch is the Bernie Quinlan of the new Roy’s Killa. About 30kgs too heavy and 5 years at least past his peak.

 

[Kilroy]

Old Mooch is the Bernie Quinlan of the new Roy’s Killa. About 30kgs too heavy and 5 years at least past his peak.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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You can’t blame a bloke for trying with this busted arse mob.

 

[Mobbs]

You’re gonna need a bigger hook.

So are you Skippering the Titanic again?? Talk about bereft.

Titanic, ahh now those are MY testicles.

 

[Mobbs]

On a less cods-related note, this match would be an instalment of the Late Bloomers Cup, if I remember rightly. (which I mightnt). That right?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Titanic, ahh now those are MY testicles.

Absolutely TedDougChris would most certainly agree also.

Poor Teddie.

 

[Kilroy]

One calf or Achilles injury away from "old man bingo".

Done just about everything else.

 

[Mobbs]

Absolutely TedDougChris would most certainly agree also.

Poor Teddie.

Anyhoo, Late Bloomers Cup (Bombers v Roys clashes):

"The concept was to use the first meeting of the two teams each season as the Cup clash. If we forgot, we could use a later meeting. If we forgot for the entire season, we could go back retrospectively and assign the first clash, at a later point."

Seems I had updated records up to S32.

               -~= Late Bloomers Cup =~-
             _____________________________
            '._==_==_==_==_==_==_==_==_=_.'
              \                         /
            .-|                         |-.
           |  | S07 Roys    S21 Roys    |  |
           |  | S08 Bombers S22 Roys    |  |
           |  | S11 Roys    S23 Roys    |  |
           |  | S12 Bombers S24 Bombers |  |
           |  | S13 Bombers S25 Roys    |  |
           |  | S14 Bombers S26 Bombers |  |
            '-| S15 Bombers S27 draw    |-'
              | S16 Bombers S28 Roys    |
              | S17 Roys    S29 Roys    |
              | S18 Roys    S30 Roys    |
              | S19 Roys    S31 Roys    |
              | S20 Roys    S32 Bombers |
              '                         '
               '.                     .'
                 \                   / 
                  '.               .'
                    \             / 
                     '.         .'
                       \       / 
                        '.   .'
                         |   |
                         |   |
                      _.'     '._
                    `"""""""""""""`

I'll go get the results for S33 thru 36 but might have to sort it out tomorrow if sleep takes over. beez will be mighty irked if we don't continue this tradition.