Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 9 - Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium

[Brenton Davy]

Time for the Gold City Royals 5 burning questions

1. Is Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?

Nah! He’ll wait til a home game. Show Pony

2. Will hotchilli cope with the extreme power of the Carolina Reaper I mixed into his pre game Chudshake this week?

It mightn’t do much for hotchilli but at least it’ll take the edge off the chili powered flatulence. That’s a good thing for us all.

3. After months on the sideline due to a persistent soft tissue injury, will we finally see gouki88 back in the senior squad?

Ol’ gouki88 dropped the tissue box down the shitter so the tissues are now even softer, to the point of disintegration, so no.

4. Has Ulahoopski sufficiently recovered from his trip to the frozen throne enough to join us this week and teach us all the marvellous things he learned while abroad?

Didn’t even notice Ulahoopski was gone…

5. What is a Lomas ? And will it bring luck to the Royals this week?

Lomas is a talisman. I just don’t know if it’s a lucky or unlucky one…

 

[GreyCrow]

Time for the Gold City Royals 5 burning questions

1. Is Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?
2. Will hotchilli cope with the extreme power of the Carolina Reaper I mixed into his pre game Chudshake this week?
3. After months on the sideline due to a persistent soft tissue injury, will we finally see gouki88 back in the senior squad?
4. Has Ulahoopski sufficiently recovered from his trip to the frozen throne enough to join us this week and teach us all the marvellous things he learned while abroad?
5. What is a Lomas ? And will it bring luck to the Royals this week?

Lot of " injury " issues

Are we coached by Qoodwin?

Is the SFA drug policy just a convenient excuse to be injured

Hell 3 more questions and I have a thread idea

 

[krakouers]

Lot of " injury " issues

Are we coached by Qoodwin?

Is the SFA drug policy just a convenient excuse to be injured

Hell 3 more questions and I have a thread idea

Hey, some of us are on “Prescription Qocaine”

 

[GreyCrow]

Hey, some of us are on “Prescription Qocaine”

Carry on then

Or should that be clarry on

Omigod that's elite

 

[Brenton Davy]

Wait… so I should or should not file tax returns as a drug dealer?

Lot of " injury " issues

Are we coached by Qoodwin?

Is the SFA drug policy just a convenient excuse to be injured

Hell 3 more questions and I have a thread idea

The Sweet FA used the AFL Illicit Drug Policy and it’s implementation as a draft…

 

[krakouers]

The Sweet FA used the AFL Illicit Drug Policy and it’s implementation as a draft…

More as a notepad

 

[Membling]

Hey, some of us are on “Prescription Qocaine”

I have "performance quenhancers"

Not sure what they do to be honest

 

[Ant Bear]

1. Is @Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?

Late withdrawal with a "runny nose"

 

[Brenton Davy]

Late withdrawal with a "runny nose"

Probably the only running Smarty’s done in years…

 

[Ant Bear]

Probably the only running Smarty’s done in years…

Did you ever meet Max Minch?

 

[krakouers]

I have "performance quenhancers"

Not sure what they do to be honest

Oh we noticed…

 

[krakouers]

Probably the only running Smarty’s done in years…

Usually, it’s to the after party…

 

[Cadsky]

Did you ever meet Max Minch?

Recruited me along with Blacky to the SFA

 

[Cadsky]

Which reminds me. I wonder what miggs is upto these days?

 

[Smartys Power]

Oh. Centre Half Bench?

Man, why you gotta keep doing me dirty like that?

I will not tolerate this insult to league legends Eth Logger Rhodesy_Blues HawkPatrol and of course the underappreciated Smexxy23

Smexxy was my favourite. But shush, don’t tell Rhodesy.

 

[Smartys Power]

Time for the Gold City Royals 5 burning questions

1. Is Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?
2. Will hotchilli cope with the extreme power of the Carolina Reaper I mixed into his pre game Chudshake this week?
3. After months on the sideline due to a persistent soft tissue injury, will we finally see gouki88 back in the senior squad?
4. Has Ulahoopski sufficiently recovered from his trip to the frozen throne enough to join us this week and teach us all the marvellous things he learned while abroad?
5. What is a Lomas ? And will it bring luck to the Royals this week?

Some would say 349 too many.

I am the some.

 

[Smartys Power]

Late withdrawal with a "runny nose"

Probably the only running Smarty’s done in years…

Wtf?

 

[Smartys Power]

Don’t mind my quadruple post guys.

 

[damicky]

Recruited me along with Blacky to the SFA

I dislike Max Minch

 

[Footypie32]

Smexxy was my favourite. But shush, don’t tell Rhodesy.

Somewhere, his ears are tingling.

That was a long time ago. Back when Headless was just a list clogger.

 

[Footypie32]

I dislike Max Minch

Then I dislike you.

 

[damicky]

Then I dislike you.

How will I sleep tonight

 

[Footypie32]

Don’t mind my quadruple post guys.

Definitely feels weird seeing this.

 

[Cadsky]

Somewhere, his ears are tingling.

That was a long time ago. Back when Headless was just a list clogger.

Has Headless ever been anything else?

 

[Footypie32]

How will I sleep tonight

Probably with your thumb in your mouth like you usually do.