Official Match Thread SFA S14 Round Four: Roys FC vs Geelong Gumbies at Brunswick Street Oval

[axis_miles03]

Right....time to dominate off the bench again like last week. Gumbies will smash this in. Put another W down.

 

[Ninty]

We might as well have tequila shots all round until the start of the game. This is going to be easy.

 

[TheDoctor11]

That's a deadly looking forward line the Gumbies have, could kick 25 goals plus with that if we kick straight.

 

[Claypigeon]

That's a deadly looking forward line the Gumbies have, could kick 25 goals plus with that if we kick straight.

We're thinking about whether we can bypass the forwards as I'm sure we can kick behinds from the centre

 

[StFly]

That's a deadly looking forward line the Gumbies have, could kick 25 goals plus with that if winty kicks straight.

I concur with this gentleman and his statements.

We're thinking about whether we can bypass the forwards as I'm sure we can kick behinds from the centre

Well I did kick 1.1 last week to track at 50%, glad you noticed.

 

[LeverPuller]

Hey Roys, free beers Sunday night down in Geelong, all you have to do is turn up in your playing gear.

Don't worry, we have enough for you to get good and sloshed, I have a half a keg sitting in my garage that'll do the job.

 

[Mobbs]

That's my cue to finally start turning up.

 

[Freakie]

Striker I doubt you have enough to even get us over .05!!

 

[Reardo]

Half a keg???? Striker I am disappointed, you know us better than that.

 

[Lion Cub 16]

We can give you half a keg before the game and ill bring another after you lose for in a row. Happy???

 

[Broken]

Oh and nah Broken, the logic is that in my telling of the plan it's obviously not the plan and as such you have been bamboozled by the actual plan which may not be the plan, I call it being on the moniker.*

*moniker being Fly and adage being "on the fly" just in case you is sumo slow or thought I was crapping on about nothing in a round about manner.

That is a crafty plan there StFly, or is it?
Is it possible that in your attempt to bamboozle me that you have bamboozled yourself with your attempt at bamboozlement, thus rendering your initial plan useless while you focus on some bamboozling? Or have I just bamboozled my own self further?

 

[Reardo]

We can give you half a keg before the game and ill bring another after you lose for in a row. Happy???

No, why would we be happy with one keg? All you and Striker have managed to do is fire us up thanks to your pitiful offerings. Make no mistake, you are going to pay for your insolence.

 

[Broken]

It's probably light beer too.

 

[Claypigeon]

It's probably light beer too.

Not quite, I'm pretty sure that the recycled slops buckets we'll serve up for you will do. .. We're therefore actually offering several beers in one which is how much we care. .. Don't fret we'll have toilet lollie appertisers to wash down with it. .. enjoy

 

[royboy2]

Round 4 - Vanilla Ice Round.

To the extreme.

Is that the new Chud flavour or do we all have to Stop, Collaborate and Listen

 

[LeverPuller]

It's probably light beer too.

Who ever said it was alcoholic beer? Although I know you Roy boys will get tanked on the stuff anyway.

 

[TheDoctor11]

This is all we have on tap for visiting teams:

 

[Reardo]

Is that the new Chud flavour or do we all have to Stop, Collaborate and Listen

Stopping, collaborating and listening. If there's a problem yo I'll solve it.

 

[StFly]

That is a crafty plan there StFly, or is it?
Is it possible that in your attempt to bamboozle me that you have bamboozled yourself with your attempt at bamboozlement, thus rendering your initial plan useless while you focus on some bamboozling? Or have I just bamboozled my own self further?

It is impossible to bamboozle myself, hoodwink sure since my memory is ratshit, but bamboozle entirely likely.

Is that the new Chud flavour or do we all have to Stop, Collaborate and Listen

It's the Winkle drink, decidedly yellow in colour that's unloaded from a suspicious van where there are often animal noises emanating from it.

Although I would later find out (and recall at this mention) that he appeared in the Secret of the Ooze in 1990, joining the greats like all those wrestlers who stand there and puff their chests out.

 

[royboy2]

Stopping, collaborating and listening. If there's a problem yo I'll solve it.

Good to hear, I should of clicked when I saw the fridges

 

[Mobbs]

Awesome pickup there, Rampagin' Royboy2ven!

Here's John Doyle in one of his better-known roles, after his car had one of its better known rolls.

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[royboy2]

Mobbs is back....Boy are you guys in trouble

 

[Freakie]

Mobbs is back with my brand new invention!

 

[Mobbs]

It's not me they have to worry about, it's Roy.

There's no saving the Humblies when RoyLangB2 is smokinnnnnn'.

Relevance count : 0

Edit: That was intervention, Freakie.

 

[Lion Cub 16]

This is all we have on tap for visiting teams:

We're the visiting team!?!?!?