Media Sin City Star Struck by New Captain, New Leadership Group and the Resurrection of Jesus

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

The Jesus is joining the Swamprats?

Author of the following threads?

Media - Unveiling the Surprising Potential

Why a Plank of Wood would be a better Administrator in the Sweet FA over Kennedy Parker Introduction: In the realm of sports administration, the selection of competent individuals is essential for fostering fair competition, efficient management, and the overall success of a league...

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Media - The Real Kennedy Parker

Hidden in the words of this evil genius lies the real Kennedy Parker You only have to look and all is revealed.. I'd like to take this rare opportunity to reminisce about the good old days. I have been waiting years for this day to come, and now it finally has. At long last I get the...

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Media - The Kennedy Parker Files - Through The Looking Glass

Hi friends, league investigative journalist extraordinaire Harvey Manfrenjensenden here with an exciting piece of media for you people to enjoy over the next month or two. A recent exchange between myself and Kennedy Parker got me really thinking about all the finger pointing going on from KP...

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Wait you play for this team?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Wait you play for this team?

Yeah, this is awkward.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Yeah, this is awkward.

Especially when I change my name to Plank of Wood

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Especially when I change my name to Plank of Wood

I can't help but think that is a euphemism.

 

[jackster83]

Thanks for the kind words okeydoke7.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I can't help but think that is a euphemism.

Probably but I can't quite put my finger on it

 

[Tigerturbulance]

What's happened here, Tigerturbulance?

The Jesus after 3 seasons with the Old Boys and a premiership is going forth to spread magic Spotswood dust on the rats to help make them relevant again, its a great move and one he did with our blessing and best wishes

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The beginning of the end. Hopefully it doesn't take too long.

dam, we just got 3 rookies, if I had of realized we are suppose to fold quickly I wouldn't have done that

 

[Sun Ra]

dam, we just got 3 rookies, if I had of realized we are suppose to fold quickly I wouldn't have done that

Give them to damicky maybe ?

 

[Robertio]

dam, we just got 3 rookies, if I had of realized we are suppose to fold quickly I wouldn't have done that

You've reached the top when members of the peanut gallery want you to fold.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

The Jesus after 3 seasons with the Old Boys and a premiership is going forth to spread magic Spotswood dust on the rats to help make them relevant again, its a great move and one he did with our blessing and best wishes

 

[Sun Ra]

You've reached the top when members of the peanut gallery want you to fold.

Yeah - The Gold Coast & Norf must have reached the top and I missed it.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Now that The Jesus is back and possibly going to give Moz a run for his money in the admin race, does that mean the Yakker and The Jesus Podcast will be returning as well ?

 

[Jabba73]

NEW CAPTAIN, LEADERSHIP GROUP

The Sin City Swamprats are pleased to announce the appointment of new captain jackster83.

Jackster83 steps up to the role after the resignation of much loved captain philreich. Philreich has stepped away from the responsibilities in order to rekindle his love of a game which continued to unjustly penalise him for team sheet submissions.

jackster83 has been a member of the Swamprats Leadership Group and has been Vice Captain of the club. The 173 gamer has been an outstanding leader and poster and will lead the Swamprats’ contingent of wonderful posters to a premiership.

BloodySwan has been announced as the Swamprats’ new Vice-Captain, with experienced pair and former club captains okeydoke7 and philreich rounding out a stripped back leadership group of 4.



CHRIST HAS RISEN


The Swamprats are delighted to announce the signing of The Jesus for the upcoming season.

The Jesus, son of stalwart okeydoke7, will bring his holy powers to a club in need of a ladder lift. It is believed to be the first father-son pairing in Sweet FA history.

The Jesus leads a host of signings for the Rats, with Rodney Dangerfield and paraaaa (formerly TheMidRunner) to bring their talents to Sin City next season.

The Swaprats thank outstanding poster Grav for his services as he secures a position at a rival club.

Glory be to Christ our Lord.

If The Jesus had risen, he would be at the Phoenix, just sayin'.

As it is, he has turned into a holey ghost, you can see right through him and you can see right through him.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

If The Jesus had risen, he would be at the Phoenix, just sayin'.

As it is, he has turned into a holey ghost, you can see right through him and you can see right through him.

Just to be clear, you're saying you can see right through him?

 

[Sun Ra]

If The Jesus had risen, he would be at the Phoenix, just sayin'.

As it is, he has turned into a holey ghost, you can see right through him and you can see right through him.

And you can see right through him as well ?

 

[Jabba73]

Just to be clear, you're saying you can see right through him?

Yes.

You are holey and a ghost.