Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Stan_Darsh72]

It won't be close to Seaford anytime soon

Thats why we are leaving seaford.

 

[bontshow]

Can we stop talking about my parents erotic dreams/the state of my map/anything vag related.

Cheers campaigners

You first

No wrath here, NL speaks the truth lol

I have a map you idiot it's just not overgrown

I don't think either of them had erotic dreams and if they did I ******* hope I wasn't ever involved in that s**t

 

[Packedlunch]

Very good cookie

Closest they'll come to success

Cookie! I said it first ffs. Praise me!!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Cookie! I said it first ffs. Praise me!!

You already have 3 flags and 3 boobs so im claming this.

 

[Packedlunch]

You already have 3 flags and 3 boobs so im claming this.

I retract.

 

[RelaxMax]

You already have 3 flags and 3 boobs so im claming this.

Claming

Heh

Sorry

Please continue

 

[Morganashlee]

You already have 3 flags and 3 boobs so im claming this.

You had a threesome remember! Surely that counts

 

[ChappyUK]

Well, royals doesn't have much meat being 90 and l would taste of beer and pretzels, so l guess not with Northmen being the superior species.

Kangaroos4eva is making me thirsty.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You had a threesome remember! Surely that counts

So he actually found two blokes willing to join him, NTTAWWT.

 

[Morganashlee]

So he actually found two blokes willing to join him, NTTAWWT.

Shots fired!

 

[royals1922]

So he actually found two blokes willing to join him, NTTAWWT.

Yep Armitage and Riewoldt.

 

[Morganashlee]

Yep Armitage and Riewoldt.

Such penetration

 

[Benwah83]

There is Cockburn Central where you can buy some food.

I've always thought it unfortunate enough that the place was called 'Cockburn'.

But then they went and named the shopping centre 'Cockburn Gateway', and essentially named it after a STD-riddled vag.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Shots fired!

I've dropped the bomb, the truth bomb, yea l know, it sounded better in my head.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

So he actually found two blokes willing to join him, NTTAWWT.

Good burn, but you are false.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Good burn, but you are false.

Seriously though congrats, life goal achieved.

 

[royals1922]

Such penetration

Could have been Lewis Taylor or Tom Rockliff

 

[Rankin_1925]

Can we stop talking about my parents erotic dreams/the state of my map/anything vag related.

Cheers campaigners

Would make for a good Benny

 

[Alfredo_]

Can we stop talking about my parents erotic dreams/the state of my map/anything vag related.

Cheers campaigners

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Could have been Lewis Taylor or Tom Rockliff

There would more penetration in a lesbian 3 way.

 

[Duritz]

There would more penetration in a lesbian 3 way.

Some of those double ended dildos they use are very big and penetrative.

So I'm told.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

There would more penetration in a lesbian 3 way.

You would hope so, have you seen the dildos they used in those porno's or so l have been told.

 

[iBeng]

Big black monster dildos. I think they call them Majak Monsters or something.

Or so I'm told.

 

[ChappyUK]

Or royals and Chappy are going vote for vote? Who knows

Say what?

 

[Duritz]

The "Wayne Carey" has a clip so you attach it to the inside of your toilet bowl. You sit down, you have a little remote control, and bang! Stevo's your uncle.