Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 7: Geelong Gumbies v East Side Hawks @ House of Gumby

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Two teams desparate for a win here. Look for a scrappy contest as is normally the case when 7th plays 8th.

GUMBIES: LLLWLL
HAWKS: WLLLLW

StFly has been in fine form this year. 28 touches last week. Will need a big game from him for a Gumby win.

@HARPSicord may have finally answered East Side's forward prayers. 4 goals last week is exactly what was needed, for the sake of the Hawks he'll need to keep up this intensity.

Prediction: Gumbies are struggling, Hawks appear to have life left in them and a big win here could set them up for a charge to the top half of the table.

HAWKS BY 39





Matches : 23

Wins :GUM : 7 , HAW : 15 , Draw(s) : 1
Home :GUM : 5 , HAW : 8 , Draw(s) : 0
Away :GUM : 2 , HAW : 6 , Draw(s) : 1
Finals :GUM : 0 , HAW : 1 , Draw(s) : 0

GUM biggest winning margin : 38 (HAWGUM11.19S)
HAW biggest winning margin : 64 (HAWGUM09.02S)

GUM Highest score : 122 (Rd 21, Season 10)
GUM Highest home score : 122 (Rd 21, Season 10)
GUM Highest away score : 106 (Rd 04, Season 06)
GUM Highest finals score : 73 (Rd 2S, Season 12)
HAW Highest score : 138 (Rd 07, Season 08)
HAW Highest home score : 136 (Rd 02, Season 09)
HAW Highest away score : 138 (Rd 07, Season 08)
HAW Highest finals score : 81 (Rd 2S, Season 12)

Longest winning streak (GUM) : 1 (Rd 21, 08 to Rd 21, 08)
Longest winning streak (HAW) : 5 (Rd 04, 06 to Rd 07, 08)

MATCH BY MATCH :
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Rd 04, 06 HAW 17.15.117 GUM 15.16.106 (HAW)
Rd 15, 06 GUM 8.8.56 HAW 16.12.108 (HAW)
Rd 05, 07 HAW 18.10.118 GUM 15.7.97 (HAW)
Rd 17, 07 GUM 7.4.46 HAW 13.7.85 (HAW)
Rd 07, 08 GUM 12.12.84 HAW 20.18.138 (HAW)
Rd 13, 08 HAW 13.7.85 GUM 12.13.85 (Draw)
Rd 21, 08 GUM 16.10.106 HAW 13.11.89 (GUM)
Rd 02, 09 HAW 19.22.136 GUM 11.6.72 (HAW)
Rd 11, 09 GUM 13.4.82 HAW 13.15.93 (HAW)
Rd 07, 10 GUM 14.15.99 HAW 14.11.95 (GUM)
Rd 14, 10 GUM 14.10.94 HAW 17.10.112 (HAW)
Rd 21, 10 GUM 17.20.122 HAW 19.11.125 (HAW)
Rd 05, 11 HAW 10.9.69 GUM 13.9.87 (GUM)
Rd 12, 11 GUM 11.11.77 HAW 11.15.81 (HAW)
Rd 19, 11 HAW 8.9.57 GUM 14.11.95 (GUM)
Rd 02, 12 HAW 16.13.109 GUM 13.13.91 (HAW)
Rd 09, 12 GUM 16.8.104 HAW 15.12.102 (GUM)
Rd 2S, 12 HAW 12.9.81 GUM 11.7.73 (HAW)
Rd 01, 13 GUM 18.11.119 HAW 16.7.103 (GUM)
Rd 08, 13 HAW 17.12.114 GUM 16.10.106 (HAW)
Rd 15, 13 GUM 13.9.87 HAW 13.11.89 (HAW)
Rd 03, 14 GUM 13.12.90 HAW 10.7.67 (GUM)
Rd 10, 14 HAW 10.8.68 GUM 6.15.51 (HAW)

 

[peterss]

ABSOLUTE MUST WIN HERE GUMBIES!!!!

Need a full four quarter effort and 110% commitment from allour players both on and off the park this week otherwise its season well and truly over for us.

 

[TRAWP]

Ohhh hello Gumbies, I'm coming to plaayyyy.

 

[boncer34]

Oh thank *. StFly might talk out of his ass on a regular basis but at least its not mindless dribble.

After a week of u mad bro? and countless pictures from the Demons I'm ready to top myself.

 

[HawkPatrol]

I'm looking forward to sampling some opposition intelligence this week.

I say sampling because the Gumbies only have it in short supply.

 

[StFly]

Nah I've got nothing I'm afraid, we're bending over and taking it like men at the moment so I'm far too busy stapling poles to peoples backs so they remain upright.

 

[boncer34]

BTW Hawks players using pictures as banter this week will severly limit your chance of being picked.

 

[TRAWP]

StFly is like a breath of fresh air compared to that other St.Kilda supporter. (We shall not speak his name)

 

[boncer34]

Nah I've got nothing I'm afraid, we're bending over and taking it like men at the moment so I'm far too busy stapling poles to peoples backs so they remain upright.

Already an improvement.

I never knew how much I appreciated you untill you weren't there.

 

[StFly]

StFly is like a breath of fresh air compared to that other St.Kilda supporter. (We shall not speak his name)

Weren't you that chipper bloke promoting Tommy Walsh?

 

[TRAWP]

Weren't you that chipper bloke promoting Tommy Walsh?

And it worked well for a long period of time, Saints fans were mad! But now back to my true love, so how is it StFly?

 

[StFly]

I like to think we were disappointed at the fallout from Lyons tenure amongst the young brigade, do feel sorry for the man considering he left for opportunity and is languishing once again out of the senior team, pretty poor effort after luring him from Ireland those years ago.

But I digress, so your true love is two blokes in a single garment?

 

[TRAWP]

I like to think we were disappointed at the fallout from Lyons tenure amongst the young brigade, do feel sorry for the man considering he left for opportunity and is languishing once again out of the senior team, pretty poor effort after luring him from Ireland those years ago.

But I digress, so your true love is two blokes in a single garment?

Indeed! But I will admit, I have a soft spot for you as well.
It's between my **** and ****s.

 

[Mobbs]

club v club head-to-head added to opening post

 

[akkaps]

Come on Hawks, fire up, and deform these Gumbies into a pieces of useless clay

 

[Claypigeon]

Ohhh hello Gumbies, I'm coming to plaayyyy.

Thinking of changing your name to Chucky?

Oh thank ****. StFly might talk out of his arse on a regular basis but at least its not mindless dribble.

After a week of u mad bro? and countless pictures from the Demons I'm ready to top myself.

U mad bro?

Just trying to tip you over the top there Bonce. .. Us Gumbies need all the help we can get. ..

Edit: Because Streets insisted. ..

AMIDOINITRITE?

 

[Claypigeon]

Come on Hawks, fire up, and deform these Gumbies into a pieces of useless clay

You're too late. .. Have you not seen our results lately. ..

 

[StFly]

You forgot the pic accompaniment there Clay, we're not about to piss Bonce off without being extremely thorough.

 

[akkaps]

You're too late. .. Have you not seen our results lately. ..

I see that it's gonna too easy with the jokes and insults this week.

 

[Claypigeon]

You forgot the pic accompaniment there Clay, we're not about to piss Bonce off without being extremely thorough.

Fixed - I feel dirty now, need to go clean myself in bleach. ..

 

[Jobe3votes]

Hawks have won 3 out of the last 4 over the Gumbies, Things wont be changing, another win for the rejuvenated Eastside Hawks here. Our forward line finally clicked vs MBD.

Clear win for Hawks baby!

How co-incidental it's also Geelong vs Hawthorn this Friday Night

Can not see Gumbies getting close. We are more accurate infront of goal, we have kicked more goals than Gumbies all season aswell. We have more class on the field aswell. We are just that bloody good and we are coming good aswell, watch out Gumbies, you lot are soft

We'll pull you a part quite easily

Hoping for some lovely banter this week with Claypigeon Marklar_33 StFly & peterss pleaseeeee? Could not stand a whole team full of posting peasants

 

[Claypigeon]

Spent the last game giving up my seat for the Old man Roys. .. So glad the video ref is on holidays as I plan on a few behind the play hits this game. .. You East Side Hacks are not going to know what hit you. .. Where's Itsmyshow I was planning on throwing some juvenile insults his way

 

[Jobe3votes]

Spent the last game giving up my seat for the Old man Roys. .. So glad the video ref is on holidays as I plan on a few behind the play hits this game. .. You East Side Hacks are not going to know what hit you. .. Where's Itsmyshow I was planning on throwing some juvenile insults his way

We're hacks? yet you lot are struggling last on the ladder? ok then no worries Clayman. And a few behind the play incidents? there is still the MRP yeah? I was going to use my new boots this match but we're only playing the Gumbies, so I will hold them over for atleast another week ...

 

[Claypigeon]

Speaking of Hacks. .. I must remember not to tag you in my post next time J

You can point at the ladder but I'll check the scoreboard on Monday before I decide the game is over. ..

 

[boncer34]

Fixed - I feel dirty now, need to go clean myself in bleach. ..

And that dear Watson is while I'll not crack.