Tex Walker to be the next Wayne Carey

So who's it going to be?

  • Nathan van Berlo's fiance

  • Patrick Dangerfield's girlfriend

  • Rory Sloane's girlfriend

  • Daniel Talia's girlfriend

  • Scott Thompson's wife


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David King thinks that Tex Walker is going to be the next Wayne Carey.

So who's it going to be?

Nathan van Berlo's fiance

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Patrick Dangerfield's girlfriend

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Rory Sloane's girlfriend

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Daniel Talia's girlfriend

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Scott Thompson's wife

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Quoted this headline a day ago in Tex Fred before Mod lock, so kudos to the OP:thumbsu:
King always writes diarrhea on Fairfax toilet paper.
 

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Discounting Talia's girlfriend from consideration (it's been previously established that Tex is more of a dog lover), Scott Thompson's wife is the worst looking of the bunch, yet he's the biggest dickhead of the remaining three. Tex would be torn between his conflicting primal DNA desires to on one hand bang the hottest females and on the other dominate the biggest dickhead male. What would win out? I think the obvious answer is that he'd sleep with both Rory and Dangers' girlfriends but tell Thompson that the threesome involved his wife and mother.
 
Discounting Talia's girlfriend from consideration (it's been previously established that Tex is more of a dog lover), Scott Thompson's wife is the worst looking of the bunch, yet he's the biggest dickhead of the remaining three. Tex would be torn between his conflicting primal DNA desires to on one hand bang the hottest females and on the other dominate the biggest dickhead male. What would win out? I think the obvious answer is that he'd sleep with both Rory and Dangers' girlfriends but tell Thompson that the threesome involved his wife and mother.
We need more of this..... Where did you blow in from? :thumbsu:
 
Discounting Talia's girlfriend from consideration (it's been previously established that Tex is more of a dog lover), Scott Thompson's wife is the worst looking of the bunch, yet he's the biggest dickhead of the remaining three. Tex would be torn between his conflicting primal DNA desires to on one hand bang the hottest females and on the other dominate the biggest dickhead male. What would win out? I think the obvious answer is that he'd sleep with both Rory and Dangers' girlfriends but tell Thompson that the threesome involved his wife and mother.

Underrated post
 
Just a rumour that was going around at the time he got fired that he might have got a little close to one of the Crows WAGs

That includes copulating ... doesn't it?
 
Just a rumour that was going around at the time he got fired that he might have got a little close to one of the Crows WAGs

No wonder the players sacked him. I wonder where the due diligence was before they hired this sleaze. Maybe Triggy and Chapman knew he was a lecher and thought he would fit straight in. A bit like when they signed Carey.
 
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