Media The Official Danoz Fire Sale

[Danoz]

Start the fire in the toilet or bathtub. Got to be a thinker when it comes to making fire.

Or a fireplace

 

[iBeng]

Or a fireplace

Keep your Logic out of my Fire creation!

 

[Danoz]

Keep your Logic out of my Fire creation!

Actually the toilet/bathroom makes sense if you're talking abut rubbing your stick to your avatar as fast as you can?

 

[pantskyle]

I would never. Plus, I don't have the wardrobe to be a proper pimp.

What if I paid you in diamonds?

 

[Danoz]

What if I paid you in diamonds?

Then clearly he'd be required to kneel down.

 

[Broken]

But wait there's more?

 

[Danoz]

Always

 

[croweater 41]

What if I paid you in diamonds?

Pant's I want to buy your rock(s).

 

[pantskyle]

Pant's I want to buy your rock(s).

I used that joke to great effect on the video games board.

 

[croweater 41]

I used that joke to great effect on the video games board.

It's to easy to incorporate Simpson's quotes everywhere. I tried I was working with what I was given.

 

[Footypie32]

Pant's I want to buy your rock(s).

Rock's a dud. Bears are returning.

 

[Noobz0r]

Ten Thousand Dollars!

 

[bomberlegend2007]

It would make more sense if it was Danoz Direct. I could afford that shitful toilet if it was in 3 monthly installments.

 

[Danoz]

It would make more sense if it was Danoz Direct. I could afford that shitful toilet if it was in 3 monthly installments.

Great idea for the next batch!

 

[croweater 41]

Rock's a dud. Bears are returning.

The rocks were never there to protect from bears. They were to protect from tigers.

 

[Andonis1997]

I bid $90 for the chastity belt...

Yep.

 

[fumbler]

Is this the place where i can maybe get some black market Boschtrich Burgers or a few mellow yellows?

 

[Footypie32]

The rocks were never there to protect from bears. They were to protect from tigers.

Well the Furies are still here, so it doesn't work against them either.

 

[Danoz]

Is this the place where i can maybe get some black market Boschtrich Burgers or a few mellow yellows?

One of those will be on the next block

 

[fumbler]

One of those will be on the next block

Awesome don't forget Wacky Tiger s and Honey beez

 

[Papa Juggs]

Only one steak knife? Japanese steel? Which is really just Australian iron ore sold back to us

 

[Danoz]

Only one steak knife? Japanese steel? Which is really just Australian iron ore sold back to us

I appreciate your donation Juggs I'm sure the masses are super excited to find out what you've given the foundation!

 

[Andonis1997]

That chastity belt better still be mine!

 

[Danoz]

That chastity belt better still be mine!

It is for now.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Reply to this Danoz and you've got your first 50 post thread.