The one celebrity and non-celebrity you would most like to pipe

[Vekgib]

Celeb: Someone like Melissa Doyle who appears sweet 'n' innocent on TV but would probably be a demon in the sack.
Non-celeb: Dunno.I work as a courier and there's plenty of eye candy on my delivery run.Any one of 'em would be fine with me.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Celeb: Someone like Melissa Doyle who appears sweet 'n' innocent on TV but would probably be a demon in the sack.
Non-celeb: Dunno.I work as a courier and there's plenty of eye candy on my delivery run.Any one of 'em would be fine with me.

 

[red+black]

Celeb: Someone like Melissa Doyle who appears sweet 'n' innocent on TV but would probably be a demon in the sack.

That's how I view Livinia Nixon. I would like to think that she is a filthy filthy girl.

 

[SugarShane]

That's how I view Livinia Nixon. I would like to think that she is a filthy filthy girl.

Do you really want Daryl Somers' sloppy seconds though?

 

[thegrach]

That's how I view Livinia Nixon. I would like to think that she is a filthy filthy girl.

Wan't there someone on here that was her *buddy back in the day?

 

[peternorth]

Do you really want Daryl Somers' sloppy seconds though?

or garry lyons sloppy seconds

 

[MarcusP2]

Non-Celeb: Friend of a friend, amazing looks, good taste in music and go for Collingwood. What more!

Teeth and a job?

 

[Slax]

Celeb: Taylor Swift

NC: woman who reports to me for work. Hot as, does modelling on the side and has leg up to armpits.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Celeb: Taylor Swift

NC: woman who reports to me for work. Hot as, does modelling on the side and has leg up to armpits.

Youre a pimp?

 

[peternorth]

Celeb: Taylor Swift

NC: woman who reports to me for work. Hot as, does modelling on the side and has leg up to armpits.

you must love long legged women

 

[courtjester]

Celeb: Taylor Swift

NC: woman who reports to me for work. Hot as, does modelling on the side and has leg up to armpits.

Does that mean her V is in her cleavage???

 

[Slax]

you must love long legged women

Opens up the opportunity for different positions

 

[Slax]

Youre a pimp?

I wish, would mean I would be able to get a whole lot more action than I do now.

 

[Silvagnis]

Mary-Louise Parker

 

[Rusty22]

IGGY AZALEA ^^^

non celeb: some chick that comes in to work, gives the cheeky smiles, can tell she would be a demon in the sack.

 

[manureid]

Celebs - Thousands - pr0nstars , singers, actresses , media

Non-celeb - I'm 38 and single , ****en ALL of em ( between 18-60 )

Off to Tinder you go my son! Much success!

 

[Zach Package]

Brooke Satchwell

 

[BloodRet]

Emma Watson

Non-Celeb anyone who is hot.

 

[NorthernLights]

Celeb: Mila Kunis.
NC: My Sport Psychology lecturer.

 

[cartel]

Celebrity: Katy Perry
Non celebrity: this tiny Lankan physio from work. Just something about her.

 

[courtjester]

Belinda Carlisle (1990 ish)

Stevie Nicks (1978 ish)

Scarlett Jo (now ish)

Most other celebs can GAGF

 

[peternorth]

kate upton

 

[Percel]

Celeb : Wildstyle from the lego movie

Non Celeb: the bird that Bunk Moreland texted

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Celebrity C grade newsreader chris bath: met her before she was famous at the vault in martin place, charming down to earth woman who bought me a drink after she bumped into me and split mine all over me. wanted to * her brains out ever since.

non celebrity: this bird i used to work with in queensland, hasn't got a super hot body but she just has the most amazing face, eyes and lips. the short of girl you would just love to get a blow job off. never worked up the courage to ask her out as i was her boss and was worried about ******* it all up and getting sued.

 

[kfc1]

Celebrity C grade newsreader chris bath: met her before she was famous at the vault in martin place, charming down to earth woman who bought me a drink after she bumped into me and split mine all over me. wanted to **** her brains out ever since.

mmm...definitely