Win Prizes The Scales Award for 2015 Essendon Board Poster Of The Year - CONGRATULATIONS, JACK PACKAGE!

[Doss]

Buy your own shoes, el cheapo.

 

[boncer34]

I'm at least 1.23 times better at posting then Jade.

Rigged.

 

[Doss]

Yeah but you're condescending and snappy.

 

[Jade]

I'm at least 1.23 times better at posting then Jade.

Rigged.

Yeah but sex sells.

 

[boncer34]

Yeah but sex sells.

But I've been putting out

 

[Jade]

But I've been putting out

Well there's your problem...

 

[Doss]

Three days of voting left, everyone.

Get to it!

 

[DapperDon]

I see Bunk Moreland has the Dapper vote sorted.

The Bunk is one sexy mo'fo

 

[Rack Watts]

Have I won yet, or?
Results are obviously bugged, says BrunoV is ahead.

 

[jmoo wan]

Next year we should implement compulsory voting, and sausage sizzles at every polling booth

 

[Jade]

Next year we should implement compulsory voting, and sausage sizzles at every polling booth

Oh for * sake this will set scezza right off....

 

[Doss]

30 hours of voting left, folks and folkettes!

 

[Mercuri Rising]

This thing has a booby prize, right?

 

[Doss]

(.) (.)

 

[Mercuri Rising]

(.) (.)

you tit

 

[Dave]

you tit

Paridae...

 

[tesla1962]

This thing has a booby prize, right?

Paridae...

Sulidae

 

[Doss]

Three hours left!

If you've not yet voted, do so now or forever hold your peace.

 

[Rack Watts]

Three hours left!

If you've not yet voted, do so now or forever hold your peace.

I always thought it was piece D;

 

[Doss]

It is.

But holding your peace is an important quality too.

 

[DapperJong]

I did not know that. Wow. I'm thirty ******* one years old.

 

[Doss]

It is my pleasure to announce that Jack Package has pipped Bruno at the post, and is the Essendon board's poster of the year for 2015 and thus, the recipient of the The Scales Award this year.

Well done, JP.

 

[Loonerty]

Congrats Jack Package, very well earned.

 

[Rack Watts]

Phwoar! Well don't JP, feel terrible for Bruno. They were even until the last minute vote

 

[Beerfish]

Why can't I do this with the Melbourne Cup?