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THIS IS A KEEPER!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "**** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."
 

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depends how many times they wipe and if they have a bidet
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Haven’t since 1997
what an era

get out on the road and 98% of the cars would be an aussie made falcon or a commodore

nobody cared about any woke shite

people were more laid back, care free and just happy to be there and the music was grouse

amazing how bad it got in 25 years
 
what an era

get out on the road and 98% of the cars would be an aussie made falcon or a commodore

nobody cared about any woke shite

people were more laid back, care free and just happy to be there and the music was grouse

amazing how bad it got in 25 years
It had wayyy more genuine sass and meaning.

It was an era when darts were cheap and not really unhealthy. Beers were $1 each in slab form, and all the boutique beer crap hadn't started because all the under 30s bell ends had barely been incarnated yet.

As for the music today, it's either hyper commercialised ear plastic at one end, or some sort of faux folk crap about how someone feels staring into a fire at the other. Go buy some distortion pedals and fire up you lot!
 
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Got a great new album.
1980 - The Summer.
Includes The Monitors.
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got that on tape when it come out, got the vinyl somewhere i think but scratched af, top notch compilation album indicative of the era

there was a string of em mid 70s to mid 80s called "19xx the xxxxxx" from memory

jeez h ow good is the airbrushing on those bods looks real its so good
 
what an era

get out on the road and 98% of the cars would be an aussie made falcon or a commodore

nobody cared about any woke shite

people were more laid back, care free and just happy to be there and the music was grouse

amazing how bad it got in 25 years
Mainly this campaigners fault
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