List Mgmt. Welcome to Hawthorn - Jermaine Miller-Lewis

[Brant]

He's been busy.

See the book in the IKEA cabinet titled 'Draft'?

I googled it & it's a 242 page instruction manual on how to avoid the 17 sh*t teams & make it to Hawthorn, via the Draft.

There's an inspirational Forward by an anonymous author - the only clue to his identity being the sign-off: #15

 

[cryptor]

We need boys dammit

If we can have a speculative rookie pick manage to play 100 games then I'll consider that a huge win regardless of future father-son picks.

 

[Blaze Storm]

I am noticing a concerning and subversive trend within our playing group of hatred towards vegetables and cats.

And Android

 

[Levi_Hawk]

We need boys dammit

Crawf and Hodgey have it covered

 

[Mitchell54]

I am noticing a concerning and subversive trend within our playing group of hatred towards vegetables and cats.

Those are two of my favourite things ever.

 

[Dipper]

Not much love for vanilla either.

 

[arupist]

Crawf and Hodgey have it covered

Yep, but now it is going to cost us 3000 points to get them. I just wonder how the club, under the new FS proposal, would approach the F-S selection of Crawf's twins if they are both reasonably good players.

Mind you, by the time that happens I would be more interested in having my arse wiped before sitting down to my blended steak and vege dinner.

 

[Big Hotdog]

Well, they had to choose between the two at least.
My old man always told me to never trust a person who hates cats. I reckon he was onto something.

You mus'nt trust many people. Cat haters are everywhere.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

You mus'nt trust many people. Cat haters are everywhere.

Correct.

 

[Thaihawk]

And pray tell.... what have the kittens done wrong?

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WTH is a one eyed cat doing on a thread supposedly welcoming

And pray tell.... what have the kittens done wrong?

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WTF is a bloody one eyed cat doing on a thread welcoming one of our rookies to our club? Am I missing something?

 

[seysearles]

WTF is a bloody one eyed cat doing on a thread welcoming one of our rookies to our club? Am I missing something?

Better than a one eyed snake!

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Summer, Fruit, Dogs, Chocolate... for me.

 

[Dipper]

Summer, Fruit, Dogs, Chocolate... for me.

If you also have an i-phone then expect to be drafted this year.

The one area where you're allowed some discretion is whether you choose to chill with PlayStation or Xbox.

 

[The_Axeman]

If you also have an i-phone then expect to be drafted this year.

The one area where you're allowed some discretion is whether you choose to chill with PlayStation or Xbox.

If Happy Gilmore is your favorite movie then you are a shoe in.

 

[specq]

I am noticing a concerning and subversive trend within our playing group of hatred towards vegetables and cats.

Those are two of my favourite things ever.

Then this google image search will blow. your. mind.

 

[Dipper]

Cats.....funny bastards .

 

[Squirk]

The young fella is set to line up against West Coast on Friday with the Indigenous All-Stars along with Hill and Burgoyne. Best of luck to him and the other 2 blokes.

 

[Hawkas1988]

The young fella is set to line up against West Coast on Friday with the Indigenous All-Stars along with Hill and Burgoyne. Best of luck to him and the other 2 blokes.

Has Rioli pulled and Anderson pulled out?

 

[Flukey!]

The young fella is set to line up against West Coast on Friday with the Indigenous All-Stars along with Hill and Burgoyne. Best of luck to him and the other 2 blokes.

I knew he was in the squad but did he make the final 26?

 

[tige19]

Threads gone off track a bit.. This kid any good? Needs to improve aerobically but how's his skills?

 

[threesixpio]

If Happy Gilmore is your favorite movie then you are a shoe in.

The ONLY films watched by footballers are the Shawshank Redemption and Happy Gilmore. It's a FACT

 

[threesixpio]

Then this google image search will blow. your. mind.

https://flic.kr/p/pYD39w

 

[IdiotBox]

Cats.....funny bastards .

C'mon people! We all know that 99% of the interwebs is reserved for cute cat pics/vids (and quite possibly pr0n... )!
Can we not keep this tiny little Big Footy Hawks corner free of such distractions?


PS: Anyone know where one could source some pug-sized Hawks merch? (eg a dog coat/guernsey/cape)

 

[beta_condition]

C'mon people! We all know that 99% of the interwebs is reserved for cute cat pics/vids (and quite possibly pr0n... )!
Can we not keep this tiny little Big Footy Hawks corner free of such distractions?

Cat pr0n?

 

[illnino]

Only heard his name called a couple of times listening to the match on radio last night, but just good for him to have a run around and get a taste for it really.