Sport What do we do with Witsend if his son plays for Hawthorn?

[candiehappy]

From a post made by Witsend:

"I have a child who is an elite footballer...go to a huddle at TAC level and up and the coaches are calm, professional and respectful. The days of rah rah rah and screaming are long gone. Good old fashioned sprays are very, very rare!"

that's all fine and good, but what if he ends up at Hawthorn. Do we disown Wits? Do we castigate him, flaggelate him or worse? Permaban from the Cat's board because we won't be able to trust him not to misuse the secret information that we only share here??

I think that we need to get ready in case this dark day arrives ...

 

[FredLeDeux]

From a post made by Witsend:

"I have a child who is an elite footballer...go to a huddle at TAC level and up and the coaches are calm, professional and respectful. The days of rah rah rah and screaming are long gone. Good old fashioned sprays are very, very rare!"

that's all fine and good, but what if he ends up at Hawthorn. Do we disown Wits? Do we castigate him, flaggelate him or worse? Permaban from the Cat's board because we won't be able to trust him not to misuse the secret information that we only share here??

I think that we need to get ready in case this dark day arrives ...

I would rule out the castigate or "flaggelate" until we know more about his preferences, he may not regard them as punishment.

 

[JUBJUB]

It'll be Witswho ??? if that happens

 

[candiehappy]

It'll be Witswho ??? if that happens

yes, or WitsWas

 

[JUBJUB]

yes, or WitsWas

or Witsended

 

[Beth]

paging witsend cleanup on aisle 5...

easily sorted by telling them to * off at the combine...

 

[Micksy]

Dual citizenship?

 

[witsend]

Won't happen...Hawthorn don't take players of good character!

 

[candiehappy]

Won't happen...Hawthorn don't take players of good character!

just checked their team list - you could be on to something there !!

 

[Senatorguesty]

I say disown him now just in case.

 

[Pivo]

paging witsend cleanup on aisle 5...

easily sorted by telling them to * off at the combine...

Skinfolds, it is a lot less rude and it worked with Christensen.

 

[manboob]

I would rule out the castigate or "flaggelate" until we know more about his preferences, he may not regard them as punishment.

Exactly, if his son goes to the Dees there will be no need for any of that.

 

[Hoffy95]

I would hope that witsend would disown said son.

 

[AM]

Hope his son has a rich and rewarding footy career wherever he plays - hopefully with the Cats. Only caveat is that witsend sticks with the Cats whatever happens.

 

[witsend]

I say disown him now just in case.

Heeeeyyy!!!!

 

[Senatorguesty]

Heeeeyyy!!!!

Can't be too careful mate!

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Skinfolds, it is a lot less rude and it worked with Christensen.

Dodgy knees, too. Selwood to Hodgey "I used to be a number 1 draft pick like you, and then I took an arrow in the knee. Stephen Wells shot it."

Wellsy, fire two arrows and a hundred bucks worth of McDoubles into winty's son. STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Skerret]

Sund him to the Witsendays. I mean... you know what I mean.

 

[InnocentBystandr]

Selwood to Hodgey "I used to be a number 1 draft pick like you, and then I took an arrow in the knee. Stephen Wells shot it."

Gold

 

[darren forssman]

Gold

probably not too many skyrim addicts on the cats board!!!

 

[_Me_]

The kid should be on a KFC diet, we pick him at rookie pick 45 and he is a star

 

[tzman]

Isn't there a "Bigfooty/ Son" rule in the draft?

 

[dazbroncos]

Congrats on having progeny that are in the top 10% of what they do.

I suggest a tent city like arrangement outside KP to corral Wells on entry and exit everyday to make him aware of the situation and securing private workouts at the cattery to establish skills and poise.

Meanwhile, clandestine operations commence to all other recruiting scouts of other clubs creating subterfuge regarding his position and location.

Finally, allowed to play in the upperkumbukta west league u18's game to show skills in game situations.

Picked 78 of ND by Wells and Wits can remain happily here.

Go Catters

ps - now just don't dud us... no pressure or anything

 

[Senatorguesty]

Pressure is on witsend, your son better turn out to be a 300 game, mulitple premiership winning brownlow medalist!

 

[Just do something]

Hope his son has a rich and rewarding footy career wherever he plays - hopefully with the Cats. Only caveat is that witsend sticks with the Cats whatever happens.

Its funny that ive often wondered what it would be like to passionately barrack for The cats your whole life and then if your son is lucky enough to get drafted you obviously follow him in his football life. I suppose it would be great if it happens.