Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[PieLebo87]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[Pistol Night]

What a way to go though.

At the minute id take being wedged 150mm into Adeles mattress with several injuries

 

[Orange crush]

At the minute id take being wedged 150mm into Adeles mattress with several injuries

squistol night

 

[Pistol Night]

squistol night

Bit generous with the "all night" for that. 3 minutes is more than enough im assured

 

[Orange crush]

Bit generous with the "all night" for that. 3 minutes is more than enough im assured

I was giving your ego a boost ... being a pies supporter I thought you might need it

 

[nineteen eighty]

I prefer fully emotional ladders. Ill sometimes even put some Adele on in the background to set the mood

Play 2 Adele songs in a row and good ole Fadgey will be mounting you.

 

[Matrix10]

We’ll take 2

2 more in 4.

 

[BennyGFunk]

I was giving your ego a boost ... being a pies supporter I thought you might need it

Prob might need a clean up at the dentist too…

 

[Pistol Night]

Prob might need a clean up at the dentist too…

Oh good one Benny, while im on the way to Centrelink with my sister/girlfriend?

 

[BluesFever]

Righto. Who will be better in 2024? Adele or Tay Tay?

I wanted to see Adele in Vegas. But didn't make it.

My wife loves Tay Tay and has converted me.

Across two weeks we are doing P!nk, 5 tay tay concerts and Matchbox20. Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sydney and Melbourne

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

If you're going to give us s**t, at least be better than us. But you're not. Why? Because we're the champions.


You are below Everest. We are on top of it. On top of the world. And laughing at it too while we drink our champagne and celebrate in style

 

[BennyGFunk]

Oh good one Benny, while im on the way to Centrelink with my sister/girlfriend?

What can I say I’m a wordsmith. Came up with it myself..

 

[LoungeLizard]

What can I say I’m a wordsmith. Came up with it myself..

You're not real bright though, why would we need a dentist when we have no teeth?

 

[Pistol Night]

You're not real bright though, why would we need a dentist when we have no teeth?

To apply for any cleaning jobs so we can get our dole cheque?

 

[BluesFever]

If you're going to give us s**t, at least be better than us. But you're not. Why? Because we're the champions.


You are below Everest. We are on top of it. On top of the world. And laughing at it too while we drink our champagne and celebrate in style

You had us all believing it until the bolded part.

In life never pretend to be something you are not. It is ok to say "And laughing at it too whilst we drink our goon bags and tag public property"

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Adele wins because she's not a CIA psyop.
Oh ... And she can sing

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

You had us all believing it until the bolded part.

In life never pretend to be something you are not. It is ok to say "And laughing at it too whilst we drink our goon bags and tag public property"

it's ok. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Carlton 2011

'' They can hear us coming ''

Yeah. We could hear them coming alright. Coming to our Premiership celebrations, peaking in through the windows trying to see what success looks like. They forgot what a Premiership cup looks like.

 

[Robertio]

Carlton 2011

'' They can hear us coming ''

Yeah. We could hear them coming alright. Coming to our Premiership celebrations, peaking in through the windows trying to see what success looks like. They forgot what a Premiership cup looks like.

Yeah but who's going to finish higher in 2024, you know the thread title?

 

[Pistol Night]

Yeah but who's going to finish higher in 2024, you know the thread title?

Collingwood

 

[Robertio]

Collingwood

50-50 chance.

 

[Pistol Night]

50-50 chance.

You can’t just challenge the premiers to a coin flip for the title ya crafty devil

 

[Fadge]

50-50 chance.

Not according to anyone who's offering a book on it...

 

[Robertio]

Not according to anyone who's offering a book on it...

I don't care mate.