Cricket Discussion - Part 1

[philreich]

Maybe if we're all out before lunch, we can have them 5 down by the interval

 

[philreich]

Yay - we've passed 26....

 

[Ford Fairlane]

So Clarke has stolen everyone else's form?

 

[Dentshop]

IN more positive news, the Australian run rate is ticking along nicely.

 

[Powerade 08]

Cricket is a dead sport.

We are currently ranked 2nd in the world for tests, 1st for ODIs and 2nd for 20/20 and we have three or four good players.

 

[RustyCage]

Could be bowling before drinks!

 

[Dentshop]

Every time I get up to take a leak there is a wicket.

 

[Grave Danger]

Well that's the tail cleaned up, now for the recognised batsmen...

 

[1954]

Geez 6/26, how f****** piss poor is this Aussie team, what a bloody shamozzle of a batting effort by the top order.

 

[philreich]

News just in: those with day 3 tickets are already inquiring about refunds........

 

[Ford Fairlane]

That 130 last test is looking pretty good now.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Every time I get up to take a leak there is a wicket.

For pity's sake hold on!

 

[Magpiespower]

Dentshop took another piss...

7/33

 

[Dentshop]

Dentshop took another piss...

7/33

Gotta get my bladder checked.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Someone get him an incontinence pad!

 

[GranFormaggi]

This T20 stuff is exciting isn't it chaps

 

[FallingLiefs]

Surely we gotta go the slog here.

 

[mic59]

4 runs to go to beat Australia's lowest test score ever.

 

[Grave Danger]

In the usual way of these things, England will fail to keep the boot on the throat and the Aussies will give 200 a nudge.

 

[John the Butcher]

When does Cricket season sta... Oh

 

[philreich]

Time for Nathan Lyon to do an Ashton Agar.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This 5 run partnership has really steadied the ship.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Wtf is going on

 

[LukeSA]

Well, this is embarrassing, time to call myself a kiwi, "open the chullybun bro"

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Wtf is going on i am in shock