roscreasl98
Norm Smith Medallist
- Banned
- #4,726
Walked into the pub, ordered a "sex on the beach".
"Whats that?" said the barman.
"Just a lite beer" I said.
"Why do you all it that?" he asked.
"Because it's f---king close to water" I said.....
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"Whats that?" said the barman.
"Just a lite beer" I said.
"Why do you all it that?" he asked.
"Because it's f---king close to water" I said.....
I was going out with this personal trainer for a while but she dumped me said it just wasn't working out
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I was going out with this farmer but as soon as I put in my own veggie patch she gave me the boot , She said it feels like we're growing apart
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Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
- May 21, 2005
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My girlfriend isn't talking to me because I talk about video games too much, what a dumb thing to Fallout 4.
Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
- May 21, 2005
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Why don't tsunami victims take showers?
Usually they just just wash up on the beach.
Usually they just just wash up on the beach.
GreyCrow
TheBrownDog
- Mar 21, 2016
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You're going to be flooded with hate mail
Did you hear about the fat, alchoholic Transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
Got invited to a party and the theme was dressed to kill. Apparently a burqa and backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Just got my water bill. 472 $ That's a lot of cash. Oxfam say then can supply a whole villiage for a month for 10$ Time to change suppliers I think.
Just got my water bill. 472 $ That's a lot of cash. Oxfam say then can supply a whole villiage for a month for 10$ Time to change suppliers I think.
- Oct 16, 2011
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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because If they had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Because If they had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
- May 21, 2005
- 17,792
- 14,019
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- Power, Magpies, Swamprats, Whales
I once sat through a seminar for electricians where they were shown how that can have all of their supplies sent to them. The highlight was the power point delivery.
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roscreasl98
Norm Smith Medallist
- Banned
- #4,737
I went to the Plumbers seminar.
They just talked a lot of s**t.
RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
- Aug 23, 2010
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They're not good at holding emotions in check either.
They constantly show cracks.
roscreasl98
Norm Smith Medallist
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- #4,739
The carpenters seminar was good, they really nailed it.
GreyCrow
TheBrownDog
- Mar 21, 2016
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They are good at hammering home the point
roscreasl98
Norm Smith Medallist
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- #4,743
The Landscapers convention was the best one.
All smoking Grass.
Listening to Robert Plant and Guns and Roses.
Then chilling with a game of Lawn Bowls...
GreyCrow
TheBrownDog
- Mar 21, 2016
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- Sturt, White Sox
Landscaping is a growth industry
RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
- Aug 23, 2010
- 26,885
- 29,636
- AFL Club
- Essendon
- Other Teams
- Exers, Gryffindor, Rich+Ess AFLW, Tassie
My wife wants me to register for Organ Donation - she's woman after my own heart.
I went to a Trivia night in Footscray - got pissed, so I couldn't think straight. Just for a laugh, I wrote 'Ted Whitten' or '2016' for every answer. Came second.
I went to a Trivia night in Footscray - got pissed, so I couldn't think straight. Just for a laugh, I wrote 'Ted Whitten' or '2016' for every answer. Came second.
roscreasl98
Norm Smith Medallist
- Banned
- #4,747
I was going to donate my Penis to the Organ Donor registery....
They said that donations that small aren't viable.
I made a dick of myself again...
A father and son are having an argument about the merits of today's pop music artists. The father makes a point about the appeal of 60s music, causing the son to storm out of the living room and into his bedroom, muttering profusely as he goes. The father marches into his son's bedroom seconds later and says, "How many times have I told you not to go around slamming The Doors?"
Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
- May 21, 2005
- 17,792
- 14,019
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- Port Adelaide
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- Power, Magpies, Swamprats, Whales
Someone stole my cup of coffee yesterday. I spent all arvo at the police station looking at mug shots.
Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
- May 21, 2005
- 17,792
- 14,019
- AFL Club
- Port Adelaide
- Other Teams
- Power, Magpies, Swamprats, Whales
The man who invented the tazer passed away at a family gathering this week. His family is stunned.
