Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[richoatthedisco]

Yeah, good call. Harsh call on Haydos Caro, but fair call.

Biggest and best flat track bully in cricket history. Was lucky to play alongside Warnie and thus get day 3 highways on day 1. Give me Michael Slater's 92 on a diabolical SCG pitch against Donald and co ahead of Hayden's 380 on the Perth Autobahn v Zimbabwe.

 

[RedVest4]

Shaun Marsh deserves another chance

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Plugger will be excited that Chris Gayle won his defamation case against Fairfax.

 

[El Dubya]

Shaun Marsh deserves another chance

Stop. Don't. No.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Biggest and best flat track bully in cricket history. Was lucky to play alongside Warnie and thus get day 3 highways on day 1. Give me Michael Slater's 92 on a diabolical SCG pitch against Donald and co ahead of Hayden's 380 on the Perth Autobahn v Zimbabwe.

I remember that 380 well, absolute flat track of a pitch against only one decent bowler in Heath Streak.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Taylor-Slater > Hayden-Langer.

 

[Plugger35]

Plugger will be excited that Chris Gayle won his defamation case against Fairfax.

Don't know about being excited but I was glad he won, the media witchhunt of him after dontblushbabygate was a disgrace and embarrassing to watch.

I remember that 380 well, absolute flat track of a pitch against only one decent bowler in Heath Streak.

Thankfully Lara beat that 380 with 400* against England shortly after, would have been a travesty if Hayden held the highest test score against Zimbabwe.

Taylor-Slater > Hayden-Langer.

Edgar-Wright > Taylor-Slater > Hayden-Langer

 

[Beats28772]

This would have to be the longest build up for a test series in Aus ever, it's another 3 1/2 weeks away ffs. Eff the bore feast which is the Sheffield Shield. Cricket Aus you're an effing joke.

 

[Freofalcon]

This would have to be the longest build up for a test series in Aus ever, it's another 3 1/2 weeks away ffs. Eff the bore feast which is the Sheffield Shield. Cricket Aus you're a joke.

Yeh.

Let's not play any four day cricket leading up to an Ashes series.

 

[Beats28772]

Yeh.

Let's not play any four day cricket leading up to an Ashes series.

Hello, these dopey over paid spuds have been playing in India for the past two months.

 

[Freofalcon]

Hello, these dopey over paid spuds have been playing in India for the past two months.

Indian and Australian pitches have so much in common.

 

[Allikat]

Indian and Australian pitches have so much in common.

sheffield shield and doctored Ashes pitches have just as much in common

 

[Allikat]

Shaun Marsh deserves another chance

Shhh

 

[Freofalcon]

sheffield shield and doctored Ashes pitches have just as much in common

Still long format Cricket in Australian conditions.

 

[David Schwarz]

I agree with Beats28772 , we should be warming up by playing AFL-X

 

[Stan Van Gundy]

Also this England squad is terrible

Joe Root (capt)
Moeen Ali
James Anderson
Jonny Bairstow (wk)
Jake Ball
Gary Ballance
Stuart Broad
Alastair Cook
Mason Crane
Ben Foakes (wk)
Dawid Malan
Craig Overton
Ben Stokes
Mark Stoneman
James Vince
Chris Woakes

Take Stokes out of that and Australia could almost win 5-0 again

Stopped reading after Gary Ballance. He must have nudes of Strauss to keep getting a game. He is putrid. Whitewash definitely on the cards.

 

[Kram]

Shaun Marsh deserves another chance

If S.Marsh and Nevill both get a run I have genuine fears for Doctor Gero's health.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

If S.Marsh and Nevill both get a run I have genuine fears for Doctor Gero's health.

If they're getting a run I'm concluding we must be trying to win the Ashes with 9 players.

 

[Kram]

If they're getting a run I'm concluding we must be trying to win the Ashes with 9 players.

If Lyon somehow got injured as well and they called up SOK as the replacement I reckon that would be it for you.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Edgar-Wright > Taylor-Slater > Hayden-Langer

Lol.

 

[El Dubya]

Edgar-Wright > Taylor-Slater > Hayden-Langer

You've worked your way out of receiving a like there moran.

 

[El Dubya]

Have England played a day-night anywhere before? Get the feeling that Broad and Anderson will be diabolical when the lights go down.

 

[RAPPA]

Warning: NSFW

I him

And...Zampa has...err...assisted the proceedings by getting bowled.

That is world class commentary

 

[RedVest4]

Shaun Marsh is probably the second best bat in the country. The few times he’s been given a go has been tough conditions. He MUST play.

 

[Starburns_]

Have England played a day-night anywhere before? Get the feeling that Broad and Anderson will be diabolical when the lights go down.

Which is a ridiculous waste of the home advantage as both (though Anderson in particular) have been basically useless out here.