Off-topic ENGLAND ARE s**t, Smith can GAGF

[hawkman]

Is this worse than the James Hird thing??

No. As much as this was premeditated there still wasn't enough time to create spreadsheets

 

[Reppie]

Bring back Roy.

 

[Beats28772]

Is this worse than the James Hird thing??

Not really.

 

[David Schwarz]

No. As much as this was premeditated there still wasn't enough time to create spreadsheets

Remember kids: It's not a scandal unless a paper shredder is involved

 

[hawkman]

Remember kids: It's not a scandal unless a paper shredder is involved

Or tapes

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Or black ops...

 

[hawkman]

Starc 3/291 in the last 2 tests. He is useless if he can't get the old ball to swing much

 

[Le Grille]

Starc 3/291 in the last 2 tests. He is useless if he can't get the old ball to swing much

Need better sandpaper

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I just want SA to declare so they can start bowling to the Aussies. I reckon there will be some carnage.

 

[oogac]

Is this worse than the James Hird thing??

Its put a stain on all us Australians, but at least Smith didnt say "Im shocked to be sitting here" .

I always thought ball tampering was when I went to the doctor and he grabbed my testicles and told me to cough

 

[Hawk Hawkins]

Breaking news: Minister Dutton has said only white members of the Australian team will be allowed back into Australia.

 

[oogac]

Breaking news: Minister Dutton has said only white members of the Australian team will be allowed back into Australia.

I dont think the white African Farmers want to come here anymore

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Malcolm is outraged. I don’t think they’ll be let back into the country.

 

[oogac]

Is this worse than the James Hird thing??

Hird cheated using a systematic drug scheme

The Cricket team cheated using a systematic sandpapering scheme. Bancroft had the P40, Warner P220, Smith P400

 

[HirdsTheWord]

idiots should have burnt the spreadheets

 

[hawkman]

Breaking news: Minister Dutton has said only white members of the Australian team will be allowed back into Australia.

Well that is one way to get Khawaja out of the team

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Need better sandpaper

Need a coarser grit.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[hawkman]

I'm sure Lyon will remember the day he took his 300th wicket fondly

 

[Smeg Head]

I think the only solution is to napalm ALL NSW and to appoint Maxwell as captain.

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

 

[Mr Gui Guojie]

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Bancroft Golden Duck?

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Can't wait to see the first wicket.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Hopefully we lose two before I go to bed so I can see the reception smith gets too.