Song Contest Part XII, Host: roo2macca, Theme: Precious Gems/Metals Noms Due: Monday 8:00pm AEST

[Loonerty]

Because the first 2 were whore artists ?
And the third was a feeling rather than a thing or person ?

First was a whore artist, second was because "Yuk" is how I feel about hospitals which isn't allowed and apparently because "care" isn't a tangible object, it doesn't count.

 

[NinjaSwan]

First was a whore artist, second was because "Yuk" is how I feel about hospitals which isn't allowed and apparently because "care" isn't a tangible object, it doesn't count.

Oh ugh I was going to go for something with "death", guess that's ruled out.

 

[MWPP]

First was a whore artist, second was because "Yuk" is how I feel about hospitals which isn't allowed and apparently because "care" isn't a tangible object, it doesn't count.

I have voted for Wolf Alice before , as you would know Smeg Head
But it has been nominated >10 times so surely counts as a whore artist ?
Or is the cutoff 20 Ulahoopski ?

 

[Loonerty]

I have voted for Wolf Alice before , as you would know Smeg Head
But it has been nominated >10 times so surely counts as a whore artist ?
Or is the cutoff 20 Ulahoopski ?

Wasn't the explanation I was given.

 

[Smeg Head]

I have voted for Wolf Alice before , as you would know Smeg Head
But it has been nominated >10 times so surely counts as a whore artist ?
Or is the cutoff 20 Ulahoopski ?

 

[NinjaSwan]

I would've thought Wolf Alice are for sure a whore artist, have been nommed 10+ times and always poll pretty well, 4 podiums amongst it.

 

[por_please_ya]

My first reject was this one:


And then the 2nd one which I haven't had a reply to but I know will be rejected because band is a WHOOOREEE:


I've just nommed something else and if that gets rejected I throw my hands up in the air!

 

[por_please_ya]

I'M IN! YAHOO.

 

[vanders]

I havent had a reply so have no idea if my nom was accepted #worsthostever

 

[ChappyUK]

I quite liked it. It was bothering me for ages which band ripped off the melody

Reminds me of Made of Stone.

That song started the C86 sub-genre.

 

[Back One Out]

He was literally obeying what the moderators said when he DQed you and revealed your nom, real pathetic to have a go at ND for that.

Also lol keep telling yourself that's why I billied you, song was shit and was getting it regardless.

 

[Plugger35]

I havent had a reply so have no idea if my nom was accepted #worsthostever

Same here.

I think the #worsthostever said he was heading to work tonight so we might not get a reply until tomorrow.

 

[Back One Out]

Agree with all of the above
And that’s why I billied the last song
It was easily the worst on the list and that’s saying something
(I billylisted it before even knowing that it was his )

I'm wishing now that I followed my initial instincts and billied the maudlin, hokey Bonnie Rait rubbish

The only reason I didn't was that I knew it was your nom and so I took pity on you.

Stick to your Celine Dion schmaltz and try not to comment on any punk bands I nominate. It's embarrassing.

 

[Wosh]

BOO on fire!

 

[Morganashlee]

Lol schmaltz. Will be using

 

[the fly]

Lol schmaltz. Will be using

I remember when rasko melted about people billying the Joe Cocker/Jennifer Warnes duet for being sappy. That song was pure schmaltz.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Post-round update! (302)

• Sterge's podium streak has come to an end. He finished 21st with his last 5 contests now being 22nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd and 21st. If only he finished one position lower. He was also the biggest slider of that round sliding 19 spots.
• General Soreness was very close to winning back to back Billies which would've taken his total to 17.
• SM is one contest away from the half-tonne milestone.
• Wooshette returns to the podium with her 13th of the contest.
• He didn't receive too many as little graham (8 in 117 contests) but, in his third contest as the Thegibbsgamble, he gets his 9th podium overall.

More to come.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

• The biggest bolter of that round was also the winner. Ulahoopski jumped 26 spots from 27th to 1st to claim his 6th win along with his 26th podium. That's now 3 podiums in the last 5 rounds and it takes his voting tally beyond 3000.

Halls!

• Starting off with me as that was my 300th contest.
• Not so good was Back One Out being awarded a Hall of Shame for his 5th Billy of the contest.
• Also in the Hall of Shame is Raveneyes whose lack of voting has finally seen him in there.

*Hall of Fame*
5 song contest wins - roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, JoseMourinho, royboy2, edgie, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Marklar_33, Allikat, CakeEater, Illinois Nazi, Wooshette, the fly, Gigantor, Smeg Head, DroopStDanny, Back One Out, Sozabarus, Bet on Blue, OES, Plugger35, Chaisa, Ulahoopski, The Filth Wizard, Elton Johns Wig, GreyCrow, Freofalcon, Morganashlee

Top of the pack: Three consecutive top three finishes - Hard Ball Get (Rounds 40, 41, 42; and Rounds 41, 42, 43), roo2macca (Rounds 48, 49, 50), edgie (Rounds 83, 84, 85), Loonerty, (Rounds 94, 95, 96; and Rounds 95, 96, 97), Chaisa (Rounds 124, 125, 126), DroopStDanny (Rounds 177, 178, 179), Chappyuk (Rounds 215, 216, 217), Elton Johns Wig (Rounds 225, 226, 227; and Rounds 226, 227, 228), Sterge (Rounds 299, 300, 301)

The real 1st place!: Three 2nd places within 5 rounds - Sterge (Rounds 299, 300, 301)

Moving on up!: From 3rd to 1st over three consecutive rounds -

The Joe Root award: I've participated in 50 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, FreoFalcon, Royboy2, thefly, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, Smeg Head, SugarShane, edgie, Little Graham, MEB_, Illinois Nazi, Allikat, Jazny, CakeEater, Gigantor, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, Wooshette, Van_Dyke, IKnowtheDog, Bomberboyokay, Chaisa, Melter, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Sozabarus, Call_Me_Floss, GreyCrow, krisholio14, The Filth Wizard, Elton Johns Wig, NaturalDisaster, raskolnikov, MWPP, NinjaSwan, Yidaki, El Dubya, Nuffers, Morganashlee

I'm no longer Joe Root!: I've participated in 100 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, the fly, edgie, Smeg Head, Illinois Nazi, little graham, Freofalcon, CakeEater, Loonerty, Gigantor, Marklar_33, Back One Out, OES, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Chaisa, Sozabarus, Jazny, GreyCrow, The Filth Wizard, NaturalDisaster, raskolnikov, Elton Johns Wig, Wooshette, MWPP

I'm Now Brian Lara!: I've participated in 150 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head, CakeEater, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, edgie, OES, Bet on Blue, Ulahoopski, DroopstDanny, Sozabarus

The Kumar Sangakkara Award: I've participated in 200 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head, CakeEater, Marklar_33, Loonerty, Back One Out

The Punter Award: I've participated in 250 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, Smeg Head, the fly

The Gavin Wanganeen Award! For 300 contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca

The AB de Villiers award: I scored 50 or more botes for my nomination! - Wooshette 50 (Round 7), El Dubya 67 (Round 9), Wooshette 50 (Round 11), roo2macca 57 (Rounds 18), richoatthedisco 53 (Round 20), Allikat 52 (Round 30), Plugger35 53 (Round 33), JoseMourinho 50 (Round 51), Loonerty52(Round 52), Smeg Head 55 (Round 69), edgie 50 (Round 73), Marklar_33 53 (Round 88), edgie 56 (Round 103), CakeEater 54 (Round 105), royboy2 53 (Round 111), Bet on Blue 60 (Round 127), the fly 51 (Round 148), roo2macca 51 (Round 157), CakeEater 51 (Round 174), Bet on Blue 50 (Round 200), Morganashlee 65 (Round 275)

I Bote Whored!: 20 podium finishes - roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Plugger35, edgie, Smeg Head, Chaisa, DroopstDanny, Back One Out, Bet on Blue, Sozabarus, Ulahoopski, CakeEater, the fly

Beginner's Luck!: Podium on Debut - Freofalcon (Round 1)*, Good Old (Round 1), Probitas (Round 1) Hard Ball Get (Round 2)*, MEB_ (Round 2), brahj (Round 15), Sydney Bloods (Round 36), Loonerty (Round 44), Van_Dyke (Round 67), One Eyed Sainter (Round 100)*, BlueBelle (Round 102), Bet on Blue (Round 104), Ulahoopski (Round 110), DroopStDanny (Round 110), dogs105 (Round 196)

*Also won

The Magnificent Seven: 7 top 7 finishes in a row - roo2macca (Rounds 44-50, 45-51, 46-52) Ulahoopski (Rounds 160-166, 161-167, 162-168, 163-169 164-170)

I Host to Win Contests: Winning a Round You Hosted - JoseMourinho (Round 38 - Jazz/Blues), edgie (Round 85 - Physical Movements), Bet on Blue (Round 113 - Cities/Towns Redux), GreyCrow (Round 248 - Circus)

*Hall of Shame*
Donut King: A bag of 5 donuts -

Master Billy: 5 Billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds - 14, 16, 22, 36, 41, 46, 52, 54, 83, 85, 120), Smeg Head (Rounds - 27, 42, 43, 45, 62, 67, 80, 105, 139), little graham (Rounds - 23, 48, 57, 68, 79, 97, 116, 117, 149, 150, 155, 163), SugarShane (Rounds - 39, 60, 84, 87, 91), Jazny (Rounds 4, 10, 69, 76, 95) Bomberboyokay (Rounds - 40, 47, 99, 100, 109), Illinois Nazi (Rounds - 26, 30, 61, 82, 111, 158), Cake Eater (Rounds - 58, 73, 86, 89, 122, 128, 160), IKnowtheDog (Rounds - 77, 81, 104, 121, 126, 134, 136, 138, 147, 162), BlueBelle (Rounds - 103, 112, 114, 119, 127), royboy2 (Rounds - 50, 63, 75, 110, 129, 135, 137, 142, 166), Freofalcon (Rounds - 19, 44, 118, 124, 141), Van_Dyke (Rounds 72, 74, 78, 94, 143), Loonerty (Rounds 88, 98, 106, 146, 157), Bet on Blue (Rounds 108, 115, 133, 167, 170), RedmanWasHere (Rounds 190, 193, 194, 202, 204), Wooshette (Rounds 64, 107, 140, 205, 219), akkaps (Rounds 196, 198, 209, 211, 228), Marklar_33 (Rounds 59, 123, 178, 214, 230), General Soreness (Rounds 212, 213, 227, 231, 234), MWPP (Rounds 171, 172, 174, 181, 241), El Dubya (Rounds 220, 236, 244, 272, 276), Chappyuk (Rounds 9, 11, 90, 145, 289), GreyCrow (Rounds 183, 252, 263, 266, 291), Back One Out (Rounds 93, 165, 239, 258, 302)

Bottom of the pack: Three consecutive last place finishes in a row - Ashton Agar (Rounds 1-3)

The double: A Billy award and last place - Ashton Agar (Rounds 2, 7), Allikat (Round 11), JoseMourinho (Rounds 16, 120), Sublime (Round 28), Call_Me_Floss (Round 38), royboy2 (Round 50), SugarShane (Round 60), Jazny (Rounds 76, 95), Illinois Nazi (Round 82, 158), Back One Out (Round 93), Van_Dyke (Round 94), little graham (Rounds 117, 150, 155), Wooshette (Round 140), the fly (Round 186), Plugger35 (Round 191), Bet on Blue (Round 195), akkaps (Round 196), Wooshette (Round 205), Thatsapaddlin (Round 218), Sozabarus (Round 229), El Dubya (Round 236), Raveneyes (Round 286), Morganashlee (Round 292)

The trifecta: Billy votes only/A Billy award/Last place - Jazny (Round 10), Allikat (Round 11) HBF (Round 21), oogac (Round 24), Illinois Nazi (Round 26) Bomberboyokay (Rounds 47, 99), Marklar_33 (Round 59), little graham (Rounds 79, 97, 116, 163), Bet on Blue (Round 108), royboy2 (Round 110), IKnowtheDog (Round 121), BlueBelle (Round 127), Call_Me_Floss (Round 151), General Soreness (Round 213), NinjaSwan (Round 232), edgie (Round 245), Agent93 (Round 270), Papa Juggs (Round 293)

I like donuts!: Three donuts in a row -

DQ Extraordinaire: Be DQed from 5 Rounds - Van_Dyke, little graham, Jazny, brahj, Back One Out, raveneyes

I host to win billies!: Winning a billy in a round you hosted - Bomberboyokay (Round 40 - Wrestling theme), JoseMourinho (Round 52 - Pump-up Songs), Loonerty (Round 88 - First Musical Purchase), Gignator (Round 152 - Talkin' Blues), William Wonka (Round 290 - Feelings)

The Jose Billy sandwhich: Winning donuts in between two billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds 52, 53, 54)

McKernan-Grant Medal: Being relegated from first to last for not voting - little graham (Round 66), JoseMourinho (Round 91), A Bit High (Round 110), Jazny (Round 175)

The Project Award: For Shit Hosting - JoseMourinho - Rounds 38-39 (for putting a song on the playlist that wasn't even nommed), Bomberboyokay - Round 40 (for a shit theme that nearly killed the contest), Dips - Round 140 (shit theme, shit deadlines and poor releasing of results) NautralDisaster - Round 197 (******* up the results), royboy2 - Round 225 (******* up the results), Round 236 - Bet on Blue (accepting votes after the deadline which gave the previously DQed poster a win) GreyCrow - Round 248 (for being a corrupt campaigner), BRAB - Round 252 (inability to release results), William Wonka - Round 255 (do I need to say more?), BRAB - Round 259 (for not counting a Billy to decide the winner), El Dubya - Round 260 (for disqualifying a contestant mid-round for not fitting the theme after he accepted the song initially), WilliamWonka (Round 263 - Incapable of releasing results), NaturalDisaster - Round 271 (Eating dinner during and after the voting deadline), NinjaSwan - Round 272 (Missed a set of votes), Plugger35 - Round 287 (released results over an hour past deadline), William Wonka - Round 290 (tampering with the voting system)

 

[ChappyUK]

I guess it is possible in some cases though, like David Bowie said Blackstar was partly inspired by Kendrick Lamar.

When you mean partly you mean the Kamasi Washington part.

 

[Ulahoopski]

The ward's starting to fill up - 24 odd beds occupied. Doctors, medications, oxygen, disease and other medical conditions, blood, amongst others and an unfortunate death. Hope you've all paid your insurance premiums. Book a bed now.

 

[DroopStDanny]

Hope you've all paid your insurance premiums.

I pay my Medicare levy via my tax return. Private health insurance can GAGF.

 

[raskolnikov]

I remember when rasko melted about people billying the Joe Cocker/Jennifer Warnes duet for being sappy. That song was pure schmaltz.

It was a wedding theme. It was meant to be schmaltzy.

 

[ChappyUK]

I pay my Medicare levy via my tax return. Private health insurance can GAGF.

NHS,all the way for me.

 

[Wosh]

The ward's starting to fill up - 24 odd beds occupied. Doctors, medications, oxygen, disease and other medical conditions, blood, amongst others and an unfortunate death. Hope you've all paid your insurance premiums. Book a bed now.

Hello?

 

[ChappyUK]

Hello?

Premiums not up to date Woosh?