Off-topic Bay Cricket Pt 3: THE one and only Ashes

[Andrew Birch]

We're only a Shaun Marsh double tonne away from victory. We got this!

 

[Smeg Head]

Blame C H I R F's Ukrainian servers.

They have better internet than we do.

 

[Smeg Head]

Blame C H I R F's Ukrainian servers.

They have better internet than we do.

 

[Smeg Head]

Another pissweak dismissal.

 

[Allikat]

We're only a Shaun Marsh double tonne away from victory. We got this!

I'd rather lose.

 

[Smeg Head]

I'd rather lose.

We know, you go for freo.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

We're only a Shaun Marsh double tonne away from victory. We got this!

He's going to get to 40 before getting himself out.

 

[Andrew Birch]

He's going to get to 40 before getting himself out.

I know

 

[richoatthedisco]

Travis Hack bounced out by Ishant ******* Sharma. What a spud.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Travis Hack bounced out by Ishant ******* Sharma. What a spud.

Top Aussie scorer for the match old mate.. meanwhile Marshed

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Stupid Bumrash, also that whippy bowler goes alright.

 

[Plugger35]

Marsh doing his usual trick of getting enough runs to save his spot but not enough to save the match.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Top Aussie scorer for the match old mate.. meanwhile Marshed

He's a hack. 72 is like 200 for him.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

He's a hack. 72 is like 200 for him.

At least he's not Victorian so he knows how to hold a bat and not stand back far enough in his crease to give the wicket keeper a hand job.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Need more New South Welshmen.

 

[hawkman]

Mitch Marsh adds another 11 runs and 0/20 in the 2nd innings

 

[leobarryustar]

Bowl India out for 250 on the first day. Lose by 100 runs.

So much for being nice guys to everyone. We could do with a bit more mongrel I think.

 

[Yidaki]

* you marsh you spud. GTFO of the side!

Need more New South Welshmen.

What about these guys? Oh, wait....

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

**** you marsh you spud. GTFO of the side!

He got 60 mate he's cemented his spot for another 2 years.

 

[Smeg Head]

**** you marsh you spud. GTFO of the side!

Eat a bag Yids. Marsh for ever! Maxwell never!

 

[Yidaki]

He got 60 mate he's cemented his spot for another 2 years.

Eat a bag Yids. Marsh for ever! Maxwell never!

 

[richoatthedisco]

At least he's not Victorian so he knows how to hold a bat and not stand back far enough in his crease to give the wicket keeper a hand job.

You're shaking the wrong tree if you think you can get a parochial state argument from me. I want the best players playing for Australia. That means no Finch, no Head, no Handscomb. In: Renshaw, Maxwell, Pucovski.

In all serial, I rag on Head because he's a limited slogger who gets a rails run from selectors and skippers despite averaging just 36 in first class cricket, but that must be for a reason. He's gutsy.

Renshaw is out of form, so Head gets a reprieve. Khawaja to open with Harris.

Bowl India out for 250 on the first day. Lose by 100 runs.

So much for being nice guys to everyone. We could do with a bit more mongrel I think.

It's not mongrel we're lacking, it's talent. Doesn't help that they leave out the most talented available cricketer in the country.

 

[Mofra]

It's not mongrel we're lacking, it's talent. Doesn't help that they leave out the most talented available cricketer in the country.

Yeah but I'm sure Mitch March will be back soon enough.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Yeah but I'm sure Mitch March will be back soon enough.

Poor man's Shane Watson.