Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[JT_the_Man]

This isn’t bad, apparently the non-contact sport of tennis can be directly compared to AFL.

To make it even better, they both lost.

 

[Milanista28]

Put a ball between Worpel and Bont guaranteed that Worpel would come out with it most times because he is hard as nails and always puts his head over the ball no matter what. Bont worries to much about his hair and as showed in his last finals game he is a little soft when the opposition team applies physical attention. You would have to be naive or a nuffie to think otherwise.
Bont is a gun no doubt but I reckon collectively as a group Hawks midfield will be equal to or perhaps be better than the Doggies midfield this year!

 

[eth-dog]

Hawkes probably have the most one paced midfield in the league, especially with Smith now being nowhere near as quick as he once was.

 

[Beerfish]

They talk about Worpel the way they used to talk about Burton.

 

[owen87]

They talk about Worpel the way they used to talk about Burton.

Traded out at the end of 2020 for a flaky half forward?

 

[I Remember Bluey]

All of them. We are rubbish, the only two I kind of have respect for are Dyson Heppell and Zach Merrett. Dyson cos he raised 300k for the Bushfire victims. And Zach because of his efforts to raise awareness for MS. His mum is the most lovely lady. Good on you both.

Rest are flogs.

 

[DapperJong]

go bombers

 

[Runk]

Wait?? When was Bont soft in the last finals series?? He was immense.

 

[Milanista28]

Wait?? When was Bont soft in the last finals series?? He was immense.

Their final vs GWS, They got bashed up around the ball, The giants played a very "unsociable" game though.

 

[citizen-erased]

change the comparison from bont to dunkley, or smith, or libba, or hunter
They've got enough hard players to not rely on Bont.

Titch, Worpel, Jaeger, Shiel, ummmmmm
Macrae, Bont, Dunkley, Hunter, Smith, McLean, Libba, Wallis

 

[owen87]

change the comparison from bont to dunkley, or smith, or libba, or hunter
They've got enough hard players to not rely on Bont.

Titch, Worpel, Jaeger, Shiel, ummmmmm
Macrae, Bont, Dunkley, Hunter, Smith, McLean, Libba, Wallis

m8 WoRpEl is a generational player, he beat SELWOOD for the ball, SELWOOD!

 

[boncer34]

m8 WoRpEl is a generational player, he beat SELWOOD for the ball, SELWOOD!

Duckwood

 

[owen87]

Duckwood

If we re-did the 2006 draft I'd take Selwood every day of the week (we took Gumbleton before him amusingly). He's got his detractors given his ability to draw free kicks but he's been an absolute star for Geelong.

 

[boncer34]

If we re-did the 2006 draft I'd take Selwood every day of the week (we took Gumbleton before him amusingly). He's got his detractors given his ability to draw free kicks but he's been an absolute star for Geelong.

Apologies I should've expanded my post.

I was simply using the Hawthorne fans favorite troll of Joel.

 

[eth-dog]

If we re-did the 2006 draft I'd take Selwood every day of the week (we took Gumbleton before him amusingly). He's got his detractors given his ability to draw free kicks but he's been an absolute star for Geelong.

Sheedy and Dodoro have both said that if the priority pick rule hadn't changed in June that year we would have taken him at 4.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

But its a fact? We went after the top 2 wingers in the comp and got one of them.

RE; Polec.

 

[Haychh]

If we re-did the 2006 draft I'd take Selwood every day of the week (we took Gumbleton before him amusingly). He's got his detractors given his ability to draw free kicks but he's been an absolute star for Geelong.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling any amusement by that fact

 

[owen87]

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling any amusement by that fact

We Essendon supporters need to find our amusement somewhere, it's certainly not been on-field anytime recently.

 

[schmuttt]

Hawkes couldn't even beat the 2019 Shemons

 

[GUMBLETRON]

We Essendon supporters need to find our amusement somewhere, it's certainly not been on-field anytime recently.

There's a certain Benny Hill charm to it.

 

[JayJ20]

Hawkes couldn't even beat the 2019 Shemons

Don't worry. Mitchell will literally lift them above Richmond.

They are by far the most delusional bunch

 

[eth-dog]

Don't worry. Mitchell will literally lift them above Richmond.

They are by far the most delusional bunch

Some would argue we are.

 

[eDPS]

Anybody that’s says the birds of Tokyo version of the eagles song is worse than the current version, atleast it doesn’t repeat itself and is a lot less cringe to me at least

 

[JayJ20]

Some would argue we are.

I'm pretty sure most of us know we're another middle of the road side.

 

[JayJ20]

Anybody that’s says the birds of Tokyo version of the eagles song is worse than the current version, atleast it doesn’t repeat itself and is a lot less cringe to me at least

I disagree. It's much worse IMO.