Society & Culture Supermarket/shopping centre stories

[FRUMPY]

Turned into an aisle in woolworths only to be blocked by what looked like two families gathered around to watch a kid balancing a box of pasta on his head. Box kid was the only one aware that their little circus was holding anyone up.

Thats pretty funny though, at least they're watching potential greatness and not just talking nonsense to each other while we all wait to get by them.

 

[Shell]

Well that little campaigner has balanced a box of pasta on his head, what have you ever done?

He's thrown a kettle over a pub in Chichester!!! What have you ever done?

 

[the_interloper]

He's thrown a kettle over a pub in Chichester!!! What have you ever done?

I'm glad that reference was understood

 

[Hawk Dork]

Well that little campaigner has balanced a box of pasta on his head, what have you ever done?

He needs to be encouraged he might grow up to be a pop corn vendor

 

[Over The Post]

Well that little campaigner has balanced a box of pasta on his head, what have you ever done?

I've thrown a kettle over a pub in Chichester.

A box of pasta is small beer indeed. I may take baseball pitch coaching so I can better aim my tuna if I ever run into the little campaigner.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I am convinced that supermarket carparks make people significantly more stupid.

There is always some w***er walking in the middle of them, just running out in front of cars.

 

[FRUMPY]

I am convinced that supermarket carparks make people significantly more stupid.

There is always some w***er walking in the middle of them, just running out in front of cars.

Car parks in general:
1. If you cant reverse park into a spot in one go, then dont do it...you arent saving time, its wasting all out time waiting for you to reverse park 10 times (im not even talking parallel park but reverse park into a shopping centre car spot)
2. Its not a highway, no need to speed
3. If walking, keep to the sides - these are the same obnoxious people who stand in the middle of shopping centres/aisles

 

[FRUMPY]

I like to fart in one aisle and go to the next and wait for the 'ohhh, who was that????'

 

[Over The Post]

I like to fart in one aisle and go to the next and wait for the 'ohhh, who was that????'

Hello Sooz.

 

[Over The Post]

I am convinced that supermarket carparks make people significantly more stupid.

When backing out of a park, and the occasion warrants, I'll lower my window and yell "That's right, great parenting, teach your kids to walk behind reversing cars you idiot" - has resulted in a few Looks but zero argument so far.

I don't believe that is me being significantly more stupid, I'm prepared to call it on them though.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

When backing out of a park, and the occasion warrants, I'll lower my window and yell "That's right, great parenting, teach your kids to walk behind reversing cars you idiot" - has resulted in a few Looks but zero argument so far.

I don't believe that is me being significantly more stupid, I'm prepared to call it on them though.

The parents are the stupid ones.

 

[Cruyff14]

The parents are the stupid ones.

....I think that's his point.

 

[74561347]

The parents are the stupid ones.

this is why that documentary the matrix should be more adopted as its easier when kids are grown and the machines teach and look after them

 

[Over The Post]

Too late dude

 

[Broar]

Feels like this belongs here.

 

[Over The Post]

Feels like this belongs here.

This is why you don't go shopping while drunk. That *er was absolutely legless.

 

[Flapjacks]

Only poor people shop at Aldi

 

[FRUMPY]

Only poor people shop at Aldi

Middle aisle is worth a look on Wednesday and Saturdays. Might grab a couple of groceries if I'm there.

I hate trying to get out when I look at the middle aisle and don't get anything.....gotta squeeze past the customers

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[Hawk Dork]

Only poor people shop at Aldi

Their demographic is poor(for the bargains) and rich(for the exotic gourmet) most middle class want their groceries bagged for them

 

[Over The Post]

Well this demographic looked past the bargains, they have some top quality s**t at reasonable prices. They are the Masters (RIP, * you Bunnings) of the supermarket world. I'm definitely going to stock up on chunky steak pies and raisin toast next time I'm near.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Well this demographic looked past the bargains, they have some top quality sh*t at reasonable prices. They are the Masters (RIP, fu** you Bunnings) of the supermarket world. I'm definitely going to stock up on chunky steak pies and raisin toast next time I'm near.

Their pies are very good and cheap
Spanokopitas not bad too
So was their French cheese pre ronna

 

[FRUMPY]

Their pies are very good and cheap
Spanokopitas not bad too
So was their French cheese pre ronna

Their peri-peri split chicken is

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[iluvparis]

Only poor people shop at Aldi

Would explain why they can never seem to pay for the goods without having to swipe/tap 4 different cards and attempt 8 different PIN combinations. No other store attracts people unable to use payment systems properly.

 

[Flapjacks]

Would explain why they can never seem to pay for the goods without having to swipe/tap 4 different cards and attempt 8 different PIN combinations. No other store attracts people unable to use payment systems properly.

Or silver coins lol

 

[MatthewB]

was at the shops the other week, walking towards the shop we seen a guy who had shat his daks, so we took a wide berth, then we seen him inside the supermarket picking a fight with a guy in the fruit and veg, he could barely stand so must have been pissed, after a minute or so he staggered off, then we was waiting at the deli counter, our number was next but then some woman piped out she was next despite not having a ticket, she kept muttering under her breath to us as we ordered, this fired up the wife who normally doesn't get fired up, that's my job