Mars

[deeman12]

hello guys im at school and id rather be posting than doing my science work. I was hoping that some of you tell me 10 things required if we were dropped in mars. Ive got food, a tent and im to tired to think of anything else.
Help would be much appreciated.

 

[Hawkers]

how about some oxygen?

there are a few oxygen theives around here so you might not want to get it from here

 

[Impunity!]

Fraggle stick car

 

[Father Jack]

Robert Walls.
A television.
A gun.
Some kind of inflatable entertainment device.
A bloody long extension lead.
A picture of Caroline Wilson.
A computer and internet connection (probably pay to have a wireless connection)
A home brewing kit.

That should do it.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Hot Alien Babe
Rocketship which you can fly back to earth

 

[Impunity!]

A home brewing kit.

Make sure to adjust the specific gravity of your brew to account for the different gravitational conditions.

Though given Mars' mean surface temp is -63 degrees, at least your beer will be nice and cold.

 

[Armed & Dangerous]

hello guys im at school and id rather be posting than doing my science work. I was hoping that some of you tell me 10 things required if we were dropped in mars. Ive got food, a tent and im to tired to think of anything else.
Help would be much appreciated.

A disintegrating ray gun.

 

[Sedition]

A Bible

 

[bus24]

A Hutchy

 

[nonchalance]

A few hundred thousand trees capable of surviving at absurdly low temperatures so that you can start building a breathable atmosphere.

 

[deeman12]

So ive got
water
food
a stove lol
a bible
a blow up doll
a tent
many more suggestions would be great lol.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Uranus

 

[raskolnikov]

Kevin Sheedy for translation purposes.

 

[Impunity!]

Playstation 3
Suzi Olsen
Case of advocaat

 

[wez10000]

Footy oval and a ball

 

[Father Jack]

Don't forget to take Robert Walls, but feel free to drop him off on the way.

 

[Nightwolf]

A hot chick. No, not Rob Schneider...

 

[Impunity!]

Julia Gillard and Bob Brown

They could mate and produce a Martian super race

 

[Father Jack]

Julia Gillard and Bob Brown

They could mate and produce a Martian super race

Could they? I mean, could they? Really? That comment works, or doesn't work on so many levels that it isn't funny

 

[Impunity!]

Could they? I mean, could they? Really? That comment works, or doesn't work on so many levels that it isn't funny

I'd say it is technically physically possible.

BUT IMAGINE IF THEY DID!

 

[superfraser]

I really like that you came up with a tent.

That'll be super important of mars.

Make sure it'll keep the mozzies out.

 

[goal sneak]

I really like that you came up with a tent.

That'll be super important of mars.

Make sure it'll keep the mozzies out.

Aeroguard. I heard the mozzies are huge on mars.

 

[Ron]

A pogo stick
Also some tazos to impress the alien folk with

 

[parano1a]

A cash-strapped Victorian club to play three home games there per season?

 

[Solstice Raver]

You would really need:

- Arnold Swartzenegger (he knows where the atmospheric generator is)
- A watch slowed to 1/5 of regular time. Mars has 1 year to our 5.
- A lot of space food sticks
- Yeah, take Robert Walls. He knows everything about anything. Please take him with you!!
- 500+ sunscreen. The sun is pretty hot as the atmosphere is thinner than earth.
- A -60 sleeping bag. Night time is a killer.
- Take Hutchy too. He might be able to dig up some evidence that he has a heart. God knows there's no evidence down here.
- Take up a series of Star trek for reference material.
- Take up a series of Baywatch for reference material.
- And a Footy!