Official Match Thread S39, Round 17 - Fighting Furies v Wonders FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Orange crush]

If only my attempts at auto-fellatio were that cute.

 

[James Colorado]

Also, in Teams meetings...what's the thoughts on the % of people actually paying attention?

 

[philreich]

We were testing a theory. Match threads seem to be pristine until people ruin them by posting.

Now look what you've done...

You have my cast iron guarantee that it won't happen again until next time .

 

[serial_thrilla]

Also, in Teams meetings...what's the thoughts on the % of people actually paying attention?

 

[James Colorado]

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I've got camera and microphone off, and will likely only know it's over when I'm the only one left in the meeting.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

If only my attempts at auto-fellatio were that cute.

It's why we nicknamed you the Swiss Army Knife.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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It's kinda like auto correct, but instead of correct, it's erect.

 

[James Colorado]

 

[philreich]

I've got camera and microphone off, and will likely only know it's over when I'm the only one left in the meeting.

Reminds me of the time during COVID, when I had reason to go into the office - I was the only one present from my section. A person walking past says to me, "Why are you talking to yourself?"

I hope I wasn't too rude - I snapped, "Can you shut up - I'm trying to hold a staff meeting here!!!"

 

[dogs105]

Hi NaturalDisaster

 

[dogs105]

Hi Furies

 

[James Colorado]

Reminds me of the time during COVID, when I had reason to go into the office - I was the only one present from my section. A person walking past says to me, "Why are you talking to yourself?"

I hope I wasn't too rude - I snapped, "Can you shut up - I'm trying to hold a staff meeting here!!!"

There's a quote (I think it's actually Gandalf) for this.

"Habit of the wise, choosing to speak to the most intelligent person in the room."

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hi Wonders

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hi dogs105

 

[serial_thrilla]

I've got camera and microphone off, and will likely only know it's over when I'm the only one left in the meeting.

The risk is if a handful of people hang back for a post-meeting debrief, and you don't follow the cue for others to leave.

 

[James Colorado]

The risk is if a handful of people hang back for a post-meeting debrief, and you don't follow the cue for others to leave.

And now we've started another meeting. This one has people I actually know in it, so I might be asked to wake up at some point

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I've got camera and microphone off, and will likely only know it's over when I'm the only one left in the meeting.

Is that because you are having an aggressive wank?

Smart.

But be dangerous, turn the camera on.

 

[Orange crush]

It's kinda like auto correct, but instead of correct, it's erect.

So auto instead of manual …. Need a special license?

 

[James Colorado]

Is that because you are having an aggressive wank?

Smart.

But be dangerous, turn the camera on.

Will need to get the windex out to clean the lens then.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So auto instead of manual …. Need a special license?

Think you can sit the licence test, but don't get caught doing the practical assessment.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Will need to get the windex out to clean the lens then.

Might need something stronger than Windex James.

 

[James Colorado]

Might need something stronger than Windex James.

They were talking about sending workstation photos for WFH Health, Safety & Environment. I struggled to keep my mouth shut.

"Yeah, I can send you all a photo right now!"

It wasn't propriety that stopped me, though. It's that it's ****ing cold today.

 

[Supersuns]

Hello Wunders

 

[serial_thrilla]

Outside of finals, clubs should only play each other once a season. These reverse fixtures are always a drag.
Gralin can you please discuss this with ClarkeM ahead of S40?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Outside of finals, clubs should only play each other once a season. These reverse fixtures are always a drag.
Gralin can you please discuss this with ClarkeM ahead of S40?

Season is to long for sure.