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Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Wonders FFC at Ljp86's Lair

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I just realised that it's Friday night and I hadn't made one Avocado joke in this match thread.
Had better rectify this ASAP T2B_

Why did the avocado break up with the toast?
Because it found someone butter! 🥑🍞
Are You Dumb Tichina Arnold GIF by CBS
 
Not a lot to be honest. The young fella is in a strong marine animal phase so may take him to an aquarium. How about you?
Not much either, there's a last ditch effort of a cold snap here in Tassie before we go into spring proper it seems, so will have my fire going a lot and maybe cutting more wood. Then of course there's Father's Day so I'll go and see the old man.
 
For the first Friday in weeks the sun was shining up in Ballina so I went and enjoyed a coffee in Ballina along the river.
 
For the first Friday in weeks the sun was shining up in Ballina so I went and enjoyed a coffee in Ballina along the river.
The ideal Friday. Shining sun, nice relaxing time in the great outdoors and most importantly, NO Rebecca Black
 

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I just tried eating a whole avocado that like T2B_ , was hard on the outside and the middle, and soft on the inside.
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But in all seriousness, if you just left that avo for another 10 minutes-2 hours, it'd probably all be soft ;)
 
The ideal Friday. Shining sun, nice relaxing time in the great outdoors and most importantly, NO Rebecca Black
Now you've done it. Just for the lolz.



Seriously though this must be the worst song in history.
 
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But in all seriousness, if you just left that avo for another 10 minutes-2 hours, it'd probably all be soft ;)
I only said that I tried eating it .....

What happens to it after 2 hours ?
It guess it starts getting all hard again.
 
I only said that I tried eating it .....

What happens to it after 2 hours ?
It guess it starts getting all hard again.
Probably depends on the age of the avo. Older they get, takes longer to get hard again...
 
Probably depends on the age of the avo. Older they get, takes longer to get hard again...

Did you know that the most Ancient Avocado Remains (Oldest Avocado “Fruit”) are

  • 9,000–10,000-year-old avocado pit: The oldest known avocado pit used by humans was discovered in Coxcatlán Cave in Mexico’s Tehuacán Valley, dating to roughly 9,000–10,000 years ago .

  • 11,000-year-old avocado remains in Honduras: Excavations at El Gigante Rockshelter in western Honduras uncovered avocado seeds and rinds dating back over 11,000 years, making them the oldest preserved avocado remains known to science
 

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hi ClarkeM just logging in to make sure you submitted a team this week. cheers from ur boss
Hi Ressie, unfortunately no. Despite following the rules, I was banned from ever doing another team sheet while the admin focused more on spamming in their own match thread to try justify that this place isn’t dying.

Oh did you know it’s Season 40? And we have absolutely no fanfare or celebration about it. Weird.
 
Hi Ressie, unfortunately no. Despite following the rules, I was banned from ever doing another team sheet while the admin focused more on spamming in their own match thread to try justify that this place isn’t dying.

Oh did you know it’s Season 40? And we have absolutely no fanfare or celebration about it. Weird.

Did you write a letter to your local member of parliament Catherine King? They have the power to hold SFA accountable!
 

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