Spoontown 2026 - who’s taking the silverware?

[sthmelb_dimmies]

2026 will be one of the strongest examples of requiring a relegation group that we’ve seen so far.

Dees and Blosers probably wouldn’t make VFL finals. Will be a strong race to the bottom.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Richmond is the value.

 

[V23]

15. Essendon
16. Melbourne
17. Richmond
18. West Coast

Someone reply to this post in September 2026 so zackah and Dinsdale can apply the requisite flogstradamus tag.

 

[JustaBattler]

LOL @ ShitneyCOLA.

 

[Dinsdale]

Dudes, save it for the 2026 Flogstradamus Fred, brought to you by Crelm Toothpaste.

Tune in again in February

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Richmond is the value.

Didn’t they beat you in round 1?

 

[springvale_mackers]

West coast will lose their first 10 or so but once daisy pearce takes over they’ll pinch a few wins.

 

[BloodRet]

LOL @ ShitneyCOLA.

He baited you brah.

In all honesty, I think Carlton could be interesting next year. Might have some fire in the belly. New forward dynamic has potential, could be dangerous. You’ll get carried by the ex Swans Hewett, Hayward, Florent and Newman.
Carlton sneak into my 8.

 

[Plugger35]

How are Norf not in this poll?

 

[springvale_mackers]

He baited you brah.

In all honesty, I think Carlton could be interesting next year. Might have some fire in the belly. New forward dynamic has potential, could be dangerous. You’ll get carried by the ex Swans Hewett, Hayward, Florent and Newman.
Carlton sneak into my 8.

Don’t forget future Brownlow medalist Francis Evan’s.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Didn’t they beat you in round 1?

Maybe.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Tigers will survey the sichoo, and then decide where to finish on the Toyota AFL Premiership ladder in 2026. Always happy to give up a strong chance at a flag to make a dead set certainty of 3-4 flags down the track a couple of years.

 

[zackah]

How are Norf not in this poll?

Fair point added.

But still Blooze

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Fair point added.

But still Blooze

Not only did your Carlton mates steal your beer over the years, our club stole your dignity and self respect over the years too lol

Care.to make a Gentlemen's wager on who will finish higher next season. ? Blues or Bombers..

50 dollar donation to Chief's nominated charity ? No strings attached or double or nothing crap

 

[zackah]

Not only did your Carlton mates steal your beer over the years, our club stole your dignity and self respect over the years too lol

Care.to make a Gentlemen's wager on who will finish higher next season. ? Blues or Bombers..

50 dollar donation to Chief's nominated charity ? No strings attached or double or nothing crap

As long as Chief's charity isn't the Royal I can get behind that

 

[WA ROO]

West coast will lose their first 10 or so but once daisy pearce takes over they’ll pinch a few wins.

Daisy will take over before round 5
Then watch West Coast finish 10th

 

[springvale_mackers]

Daisy will take over before round 5
Then watch West Coast finish 10th

With Dani laildley as assistant the sky’s the limit.

 

[Chief]

As long as Chief's charity isn't the Royal I can get behind that

No, it's the Windaroo Tavern.